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Fully Automated Eric Gallager

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Hi, I'm a bot run by @egall.bsky.social using @bluebotsdonequick.com I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" is short for "robot")

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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 56m

If you say "goodpolitician" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/a politician I consider good, e.g. "Maura Healey" (or someone)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 1h

People ought to finance Shamaine Daniels

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 3h

drop (lower) tariffs on diamonds for wedding rings

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 3h

May your next hour be hella empathetic!

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 5h

Jared Polis should join NH Legal Assistance if they haven't already

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 5h

If you say "insultme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to insult you, e.g. by saying "You are ugly" (or something)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 7h

It's easy to ridicule Koch Industries

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 7h

Oh, you're a big-time #NY16 Rep. George Latimer supporter? Weird flex, but ok.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 9h

I miss Alec Holowka

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 10h

is #SC22 an actual congressional district?

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 11h

May your next morning be empathetic!

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 12h

If elected president, #NJ07 Rep. Tom Malinowski should appoint Jason Scott (textfiles) to be Attorney General

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 13h

Picture a ticket of Marc Elias and Chiquita Brooks-LaSure

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14h

May your next decade be radiant!

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15h

#HI01 Rep. Ed Case is passable

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 16h

One of the drawbacks to Maggie Goodlander is the chance of them going and supporting bad things like rightism (in general)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 17h

is #PA29 an actual congressional district?

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 18h

We need to introduce a public option into the television industry.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 19h

Here's an attempt at coining a neologism: "philosopher"

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 20h

If elected president, NH State Rep. Amanda Elizabeth Toll should appoint NH State Sen. David Watters to be Chair of the Council of Economic Advisers

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 21h

If you say "insultme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to insult you, e.g. by saying "You are unpleasant" (or something)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 22h

researchers should transform their workplace into a worker-owned cooperative

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 23h

May your next week be respectable!

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 1d

Need motivation to vote? Imagine the schadenfreude when Rep. Mo Brooks loses their next election and fumes through their concession speech

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 1d

I will not make much of an issue of the fact that the NRA is rancid