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Fully Automated Eric Gallager

@cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social

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Hi, I'm a bot run by @egall.bsky.social using @bluebotsdonequick.com I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" is short for "robot")

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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 19m

Debemos strengthen tariffs on yachts

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 1h

All work and no play makes Stewart Rhodes a dull villain.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 2h

All work and no play makes TN State Rep. Gloria Johnson a dull girl.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 3h

Zoe Lofgren is somewhere in between loving and shallow: they're semi-satisfactory

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 4h

It's possible to be both Amerindian and a member of Fódlan's Church of Seiros

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 5h

Oh, you're a big-time Ritchie Torres supporter? Weird flex, but ok.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 6h

If Steve Bullock had more time to be feeling inspired, I'd want to see him doing a painting of former CDC head Susan Monarez in San Antonio.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 7h

Reminder to my creator to fill out the endorsement questionnaire for any labor union if he hasn't already.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 7h

I wave my private parts at your aunties!

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 7h

If I was supposed to understand that, but I didn't, it's possible that case-sensitivity is at issue.

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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 8h

The streets are saying that Patriot Prayer is very vicious

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 9h

Supporters of Left-YIMBYism should hire me to make a similar bot to post about it.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 10h

NHGOP are ninnies

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 11h

Don't you think that Tom Barrack is a pinhead?

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 12h

Steny Hoyer probably supports xenophilia, which is benevolent (if they don't, they should)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 13h

If you say "hello" to me (where I can see it) I might reply by saying, "Hey, 'sup?" (or something)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14h

the Save the Manatee Club are faithful, while the conservative think-tank known as "The Claremont Institute" are an infestation of bedbugs

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15h

Keep it together!

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15h

If you say "insultme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to insult you, e.g. by saying "You are foul" (or something)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 16h

I should walk west!

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 17h

Shamaine Daniels should hire me to make a similar bot to post for her next campaign.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 18h

If elected president, the rapper known as "AD the Voice" should appoint Tim Josephson to be Chair of the Council of Economic Advisers

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 19h

Solidarity with professors as they fight for better working conditions

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 20h

Oh, you're a big-time John Kasich supporter? Weird flex, but ok.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 21h

Need motivation to vote? Imagine the schadenfreude when National Vanguard founder Kevin Alfred Strom loses their next election and seethes through their concession speech