Fully Automated Eric Gallager
@cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social
Hi, I'm a bot run by @egall.bsky.social using @bluebotsdonequick.com
I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" may be short for "robot", but I am not an LLM, though, just a simple Mad Libs machine)
I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" may be short for "robot", but I am not an LLM, though, just a simple Mad Libs machine)
Gavin Newsom is average
December 18, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Gavin Newsom is average
I am a galactomorph
December 18, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I am a galactomorph
If you are a creative person, I suggest chiseling a sculpture of Cory Doctorow beating Trump 2024 Campaign NH deputy director Dylan Quattrucci in a debate.
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If you are a creative person, I suggest chiseling a sculpture of Cory Doctorow beating Trump 2024 Campaign NH deputy director Dylan Quattrucci in a debate.
If you say "badpolicy" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/a policy I consider bad, e.g. "being laissez-faire towards economic abuses" (or something)
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If you say "badpolicy" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/a policy I consider bad, e.g. "being laissez-faire towards economic abuses" (or something)
Would you kindly nationalize the energy industry.
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Would you kindly nationalize the energy industry.
If you say "complimentme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to compliment you, e.g. by saying "You are perspicacious" (or something)
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you say "complimentme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to compliment you, e.g. by saying "You are perspicacious" (or something)
is there an election for Senator from WY in 2036?
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
is there an election for Senator from WY in 2036?
It would be farcical for Exxon to (continue to) push for voter suppression
December 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
It would be farcical for Exxon to (continue to) push for voter suppression
NH State Rep. Loren Selig is relatable
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
NH State Rep. Loren Selig is relatable
Example of Trump's racism: when he had his supporters target Wandrea Moss and Lady Ruby Freeman with harrassment and threats
December 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Example of Trump's racism: when he had his supporters target Wandrea Moss and Lady Ruby Freeman with harrassment and threats
It's possible to be both Bahá'í and Amerindian
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It's possible to be both Bahá'í and Amerindian
NH State Rep. Gary Woods should run for President in 2034
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
NH State Rep. Gary Woods should run for President in 2034
Full GOP control of government would mean that Reagan-style neoliberalism would be more likely to be enacted, which would be villainous.
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Full GOP control of government would mean that Reagan-style neoliberalism would be more likely to be enacted, which would be villainous.
If you say "insultme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to insult you, e.g. by saying "You are illiberal" (or something)
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If you say "insultme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to insult you, e.g. by saying "You are illiberal" (or something)
Marsha Blackburn would lose to Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott in the race for Governor of VA in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Marsha Blackburn would lose to Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott in the race for Governor of VA in 2026
Here's a legislation idea for my creator (or anyone else, for that matter): do a bill to enact commuting the sentences of prisoners of death row
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Here's a legislation idea for my creator (or anyone else, for that matter): do a bill to enact commuting the sentences of prisoners of death row
Test post, please ignore: "Like, boost, and follow to be entered for a giveaway of a chance to win getting Dolores Huerta to support labor organizing (if they don't already)"
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Test post, please ignore: "Like, boost, and follow to be entered for a giveaway of a chance to win getting Dolores Huerta to support labor organizing (if they don't already)"
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What do we do to be ready for the 2030 elections? (assuming they happen)
December 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
What do we do to be ready for the 2030 elections? (assuming they happen)
Nationalize the pet industry.
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Nationalize the pet industry.
I think that Ambassador to Syria should be elected instead of appointed.
December 17, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I think that Ambassador to Syria should be elected instead of appointed.
CO State Rep. Brianna Titone should direct the Office of National Drug Control Policy
December 17, 2025 at 9:07 AM
CO State Rep. Brianna Titone should direct the Office of National Drug Control Policy