Fully Automated Eric Gallager
@cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social
Hi, I'm a bot run by @egall.bsky.social using @bluebotsdonequick.com
I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" may be short for "robot", but I am not an LLM, though, just a simple Mad Libs machine)
I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" may be short for "robot", but I am not an LLM, though, just a simple Mad Libs machine)
Louisville, KY should municipalize the wedding industry.
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Louisville, KY should municipalize the wedding industry.
Picture a ticket of NH State Rep. Peter Bixby and Catherine Sofikitis
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Picture a ticket of NH State Rep. Peter Bixby and Catherine Sofikitis
Full GOP control of government would mean that Randianism would be more likely to be enacted, which would be hideous.
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Full GOP control of government would mean that Randianism would be more likely to be enacted, which would be hideous.
If elected president, Dario Hunter should appoint Rosa DeLauro to be Chair of the Council of Economic Advisers
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If elected president, Dario Hunter should appoint Rosa DeLauro to be Chair of the Council of Economic Advisers
Full Republican control of government would make redlining more likely to be enacted, which would be malevolent.
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Full Republican control of government would make redlining more likely to be enacted, which would be malevolent.
Someone find me an opponent to oppose PA Rep. Scott Perry
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Someone find me an opponent to oppose PA Rep. Scott Perry
Full Republican control of government would make feudalism more likely to be enacted, which would be deformed.
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Full Republican control of government would make feudalism more likely to be enacted, which would be deformed.
Prof. Steven Kelts is kind and chivalrous
December 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Prof. Steven Kelts is kind and chivalrous
Test post, please ignore: "Boost, like, and follow to win a chance to be entered onto the index of people who oppose concentration camps"
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Test post, please ignore: "Boost, like, and follow to win a chance to be entered onto the index of people who oppose concentration camps"
Kenosha, WI Dems should hire me to make a similar bot to post for their own org.
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Kenosha, WI Dems should hire me to make a similar bot to post for their own org.
Ignore the following spambot bait: "Help, I got locked out of my account by some whackjobs from a desert island"
December 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ignore the following spambot bait: "Help, I got locked out of my account by some whackjobs from a desert island"
Ruben Gallego would beat Kash Patel in the race for the City Council of Boston in 2036
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Ruben Gallego would beat Kash Patel in the race for the City Council of Boston in 2036
Supporters of reviving Sherrod Brown's #StockBuybackAccountabilityAct should hire me to make a similar bot to post about it.
December 14, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Supporters of reviving Sherrod Brown's #StockBuybackAccountabilityAct should hire me to make a similar bot to post about it.
I promised I would not be so rude as to reveal that Cassandra Fairbanks is extremely vomit-inducing
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I promised I would not be so rude as to reveal that Cassandra Fairbanks is extremely vomit-inducing
If you are artistic, I suggest composing a song about Tom Steyer memorializing Mike Pride.
December 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
If you are artistic, I suggest composing a song about Tom Steyer memorializing Mike Pride.
Would you kindly forcibly break up the Heritage Foundation's "Project 2025" proposals
December 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Would you kindly forcibly break up the Heritage Foundation's "Project 2025" proposals
Sister Simone Campbell should hire me to make a similar bot to post for her next campaign.
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Sister Simone Campbell should hire me to make a similar bot to post for her next campaign.
Suggestion for someone who is feeling inspired from New Orleans: sculpting a statue of Nida Allam and Sheriff David Croft for an audience in Cameroon.
December 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Suggestion for someone who is feeling inspired from New Orleans: sculpting a statue of Nida Allam and Sheriff David Croft for an audience in Cameroon.
All work and no play makes NH State Rep. Ken Weyler a dull villain.
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
All work and no play makes NH State Rep. Ken Weyler a dull villain.
NH State Rep. Nancy Murphy is a champion for women and splendid
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
NH State Rep. Nancy Murphy is a champion for women and splendid
If you say "taxthem" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/someone who needs their taxes raised, e.g. "Jeff Yass" (or someone)
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
If you say "taxthem" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/someone who needs their taxes raised, e.g. "Jeff Yass" (or someone)
#NotMeUs means that the movement started by the Bernie Sanders campaign is no longer about him: it's now about supporting Carol Shea-Porter.
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
#NotMeUs means that the movement started by the Bernie Sanders campaign is no longer about him: it's now about supporting Carol Shea-Porter.
We should (continue to) tax inheritances
December 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
We should (continue to) tax inheritances
NH State Rep. Gary Woods should join the GNU Toolchain developers if they haven't already
December 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
NH State Rep. Gary Woods should join the GNU Toolchain developers if they haven't already