Training in a medical record software is funny because youre suddenly writing a depression screening response letter to a FtM transgender baby named Nora Dragon who isnt scheduled to be born for another 230 days.
Its always so terrible to be in a public restroom with another person when one or the other of you clearly has to shit but i'd never had the bizarre experience of having a simultaneous shared IBS event with an anonymous stranger before now. Haunting.
In nursing homes across America they are wheeling 5-7 snoozing residents into the dining room while the 60 year old chaplain opens youtube links from her personal email in order to play adult alternative worship songs with ai-generated visuals and yoplait commercials at either end
These brothers are chimney sweeps in 18th century England. They'll develop scrotal cancer in 5-10 years from their exposure to carcinogens (this was a real thing).
A recent interest has been looking at listings on ebay for previously owned Sylvania families critters, because the way they end up looking like farmers from dustbowl era Kansas is so compelling
