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whore angels has arrived
February 4, 2026 at 4:28 PM
whore angels has arrived
Me, after flossing and brushing: something isnt right in my mouth
Friend: wha
Me: it doesnt feel like the hallway in an nysync music video
her: wha
*takes a swig of mouthwash with 5% alcohol, swishes and spits*
Mouth:
Friend: wha
Me: it doesnt feel like the hallway in an nysync music video
her: wha
*takes a swig of mouthwash with 5% alcohol, swishes and spits*
Mouth:
a group of men are dancing in a hallway with the letter n on the bottom
ALT: a group of men are dancing in a hallway with the letter n on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Me, after flossing and brushing: something isnt right in my mouth
Friend: wha
Me: it doesnt feel like the hallway in an nysync music video
her: wha
*takes a swig of mouthwash with 5% alcohol, swishes and spits*
Mouth:
Friend: wha
Me: it doesnt feel like the hallway in an nysync music video
her: wha
*takes a swig of mouthwash with 5% alcohol, swishes and spits*
Mouth:
Sitting in the back row of my community-based participatory research (CBPR) class trying to buy a copy of a movie called whore angels on ebay
January 22, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Sitting in the back row of my community-based participatory research (CBPR) class trying to buy a copy of a movie called whore angels on ebay
My friend lives next to this frat house and they have a designated bucket in backyard for puke (photographic evidence⬇️)
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
My friend lives next to this frat house and they have a designated bucket in backyard for puke (photographic evidence⬇️)
Spinda + Julie doiron
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Spinda + Julie doiron
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Perusing the new releases and it's just chock full of things I saw at Fantastic Fest that I would have never thought would make it to physical media (Ebony & Ivory, Fraud, etc). With that said, now playing the adorably stupid and wonderful, AJ GOES TO THE DOG PARK.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROaj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROaj...
AJ GOES TO THE DOG PARK | Official Trailer | In Select Theaters July 25
YouTube video by Doppelgänger Releasing
www.youtube.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Perusing the new releases and it's just chock full of things I saw at Fantastic Fest that I would have never thought would make it to physical media (Ebony & Ivory, Fraud, etc). With that said, now playing the adorably stupid and wonderful, AJ GOES TO THE DOG PARK.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROaj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROaj...
Really obsessed with this woman on the light rail who was munching sunflower seeds and spitting the shells into a stoneware mug. I saw her spit like 20 times and never saw her put a single one *into* her mouth.
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Really obsessed with this woman on the light rail who was munching sunflower seeds and spitting the shells into a stoneware mug. I saw her spit like 20 times and never saw her put a single one *into* her mouth.
Just kickin it (the bucket)
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Just kickin it (the bucket)
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Happy the first day of John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry Day to all who celebrate.
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Happy the first day of John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry Day to all who celebrate.
Training in a medical record software is funny because youre suddenly writing a depression screening response letter to a FtM transgender baby named Nora Dragon who isnt scheduled to be born for another 230 days.
October 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Training in a medical record software is funny because youre suddenly writing a depression screening response letter to a FtM transgender baby named Nora Dragon who isnt scheduled to be born for another 230 days.
Its always so terrible to be in a public restroom with another person when one or the other of you clearly has to shit but i'd never had the bizarre experience of having a simultaneous shared IBS event with an anonymous stranger before now. Haunting.
October 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Its always so terrible to be in a public restroom with another person when one or the other of you clearly has to shit but i'd never had the bizarre experience of having a simultaneous shared IBS event with an anonymous stranger before now. Haunting.
In nursing homes across America they are wheeling 5-7 snoozing residents into the dining room while the 60 year old chaplain opens youtube links from her personal email in order to play adult alternative worship songs with ai-generated visuals and yoplait commercials at either end
October 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
In nursing homes across America they are wheeling 5-7 snoozing residents into the dining room while the 60 year old chaplain opens youtube links from her personal email in order to play adult alternative worship songs with ai-generated visuals and yoplait commercials at either end
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my culinary approach is what i like to call "body of a thousand pigs"
October 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
my culinary approach is what i like to call "body of a thousand pigs"
Peewee Herman and Wallace and Gromet are examples of perfectly managed autism
October 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Peewee Herman and Wallace and Gromet are examples of perfectly managed autism
Full version of this ✨️💖portrait💖✨️ by the super talented @lovelandisle.bsky.social thank you 🙆♀️
October 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Full version of this ✨️💖portrait💖✨️ by the super talented @lovelandisle.bsky.social thank you 🙆♀️
Sylvanian families critters looking absolutely wrecked a thread:
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sylvanian families critters looking absolutely wrecked a thread:
A recent interest has been looking at listings on ebay for previously owned Sylvania families critters, because the way they end up looking like farmers from dustbowl era Kansas is so compelling
September 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
A recent interest has been looking at listings on ebay for previously owned Sylvania families critters, because the way they end up looking like farmers from dustbowl era Kansas is so compelling
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Not all holes can be filled,love takes its tole. there are some things even a dinner date and a foot long all beef hot dog cant fix. Heed my words #dogpack or youll be right here one day, and its awful lonelly to be a hog dog without a bun. #donthoughts #dogwatch
September 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Not all holes can be filled,love takes its tole. there are some things even a dinner date and a foot long all beef hot dog cant fix. Heed my words #dogpack or youll be right here one day, and its awful lonelly to be a hog dog without a bun. #donthoughts #dogwatch
Hydrangea for the timeline
September 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hydrangea for the timeline
The originator of the concept of state-mandated gf was the Marquis de Sade. Nothing new under the sun.
September 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
The originator of the concept of state-mandated gf was the Marquis de Sade. Nothing new under the sun.
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end times indicator
August 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
end times indicator
Foreboding things are happening....
August 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Foreboding things are happening....
Another time i got shamed on facebook by people I went to high school with for posting this photo I took in cambodia to their group. I think it was supposed to be because I was being insensitive to alcoholics. So here it is
August 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Another time i got shamed on facebook by people I went to high school with for posting this photo I took in cambodia to their group. I think it was supposed to be because I was being insensitive to alcoholics. So here it is
One time I got to go on a vacation to a resort in Hawaii for free (actually, i got to go twice) because I was banging a guy that worked for valve, and after we smoked a cigar on the beach at like 10pm i walked into this random empty theater room in the basement and death note was playing.
August 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
One time I got to go on a vacation to a resort in Hawaii for free (actually, i got to go twice) because I was banging a guy that worked for valve, and after we smoked a cigar on the beach at like 10pm i walked into this random empty theater room in the basement and death note was playing.