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Scarecrow Video @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social · 8d

Happy the first day of John Brown's raid on Harper's Ferry Day to all who celebrate.

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 10d

Actively trying to avoid seeing who has the navy blue sneakers and black and white plaid slacks in the office

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 10d

Training in a medical record software is funny because youre suddenly writing a depression screening response letter to a FtM transgender baby named Nora Dragon who isnt scheduled to be born for another 230 days.

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 10d

Its always so terrible to be in a public restroom with another person when one or the other of you clearly has to shit but i'd never had the bizarre experience of having a simultaneous shared IBS event with an anonymous stranger before now. Haunting.

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 13d

In nursing homes across America they are wheeling 5-7 snoozing residents into the dining room while the 60 year old chaplain opens youtube links from her personal email in order to play adult alternative worship songs with ai-generated visuals and yoplait commercials at either end

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werewolf? herewolf. @legendarytheme.bsky.social · 21d

my culinary approach is what i like to call "body of a thousand pigs"

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 20d

Peewee Herman and Wallace and Gromet are examples of perfectly managed autism

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 22d

Mainly about not getting the girl

xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 22d

At least once he gets scared.

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 22d

Listen, she wants to marry a man who is earnest! And his NAME is ernest!!

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 22d

Really fun story though! Oscar wilde! Cmon!

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 24d

Full version of this ✨️💖portrait💖✨️ by the super talented @lovelandisle.bsky.social thank you 🙆‍♀️

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 25d

They just do it to make themselves feel better the restick never works

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 25d

Utterly indoctrinated

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 25d

Ooo you got good ones. But the Persian stuck a fork in an electrical socket for sure

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 25d

Oh you bet he is

xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 25d

....survived a nuclear disaster

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 25d

These three manufacture moonshine because their crops have failed for five consecutive years. Daddy died in the Civil war.

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 25d

These two got into a tavern brawl and were stripped and rolled into the gutter.

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 25d

These brothers are chimney sweeps in 18th century England. They'll develop scrotal cancer in 5-10 years from their exposure to carcinogens (this was a real thing).

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 25d

This father and son duo share a single bed in their dirt floor cabin and will be working off debt to the company store for the rest of their lives

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 25d

Sylvanian families critters looking absolutely wrecked a thread:

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 26d

Also the way the seller posted the hind-view photo first gives them such striking Blair Witch energy

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 26d

A recent interest has been looking at listings on ebay for previously owned Sylvania families critters, because the way they end up looking like farmers from dustbowl era Kansas is so compelling

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xoxo🤙✨️ @cooltrainerxo.bsky.social · 29d

I cant let anything happen to Susan

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