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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 6d

My latest essay is about Jennifer Lopez’s big fat ass and how we ain’t appreciating it enough.

Enjoy

In The Later Years of The Big-Butt-aissance, We Still Have J-Lo to Thank!

by Corey Ryan Forrester (who is high walking through the woods while writing)

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 16d

Good lord. Y’all think y’all could keep up with ole Charlie Sheen? I don’t think I got it in me!

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 16d

youtu.be/wBUFsjUZqB4?...

Thought Of The Day 9/4: Play The Hand You’re Dealt!

YouTube video by Corey Ryan Forrester

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 16d

Morning announcement: if you “roll coal” or any such thing, we hate you

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 24d

Where is D.B. Cooper? As you all know I LOVE history and have decided to use it as my anti drug and alcohol mechanism 🤣. I’m dedicating myself to learning everything I can about who we are, where we came from, and the legendary people that make life so interesting.

Full Story at WeLoveCorey.com

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 27d

Was my absolute pleasure!

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · 27d

Back in 1928, a little boy named Walter Collins went to the movies in L.A. and never came home. What followed was one of the wildest, most heartbreaking crime stories you’ve never heard…a fake reunion cooked up by the LAPD…Full story at WeLoveCorey.com

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · Aug 10

Sure can

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · Aug 9

I would!

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Brian @briancarmien.bsky.social · Aug 8

Nobody should read "Round Here and Over Yonder" by @coreyrforrester.bsky.social & @thetraecrowder.bsky.social! EVERYONE should listen to the audiobook read by the authors. Their accents add infinitely more humor & charm than the written word could ever express.

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · Aug 9

www.ajc.com/opinion/2025...

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · Jul 28

Did yall know im reading The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer as a bed time story? Well I am! Podcast will be released to the public soon but you can go head and get chapters 1-29 over at WeLoveCorey.com

Less than a cup of coffee a month and you can support my work and send my son to school!

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · Jul 28

Sure did

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · Jul 28

Paranoid! (I’m a basic bitch)

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · Jul 28

Wanna watch a new Marvel movie but haven’t seen all 1,000 of the others and don’t have time? Well good news… I break em down for you in easily digestible rants!

Phase 1 of 6 is out now at WeLoveCorey.com

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · Jul 18

My latest for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution is about what I’ve learned as a dad!

Lessons I've learned being a father that might work for you — or they might not

'Liberal Redneck Manifesto' author and comedian Corey Ryan Forrester shares his observations about being the father of a little boy and what's hard and easy about being a dad.

www.ajc.com

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · Jun 11

Sunnyvale, CA June 19-22
Fort Worth, Texas June 26
Lexington, Ky Aug 14

Tix at CoreyRyanForrester.com

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · Jun 11

Anyone in Silicon Valley want to be an angel investor in one of my new apps??

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · Jun 10

This week’s episode of Puttin On Airs is about farts, but not just any farts… secret ROYAL FARTS

The Secret Farts Of Ancient China| Puttin on Airs w/ Trae Crowder & Corey Ryan Forrester

YouTube video by Puttin On Airs Podcast

youtu.be

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · May 31

Plot twist: Stephen wasn't the Miller sitting in the cuck chair...

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · May 31

Wanna read the news but lack the attention span? I’ve summed up the stupid Elon Musk-Trump-Stephen/Katie Miller story in less than 3 mins!

Thoughts?

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · May 31

Fair!

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · May 31

HAHAHA

Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · May 31

Wrote a poem. You can probably guess what it’s about

Donkeys and Elephants

A Poem

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Corey Ryan Forrester @coreyrforrester.bsky.social · May 27

Sunnyvale California, where ya at? I’m gonna be at Rooster T Feathers June 19-22! Yall come see me!

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Rooster T. Feathers Comedy Club | Corey Ryan Forrester

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