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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 22h

Palestine has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 1d

"Kid Rock," more like "Geriatric Sediment."

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 1d

They are absolutely salivating at the thought of ordering lethal force against protesters...

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 1d

a woman says " don 't threaten me with a good time " while smiling

Alt: a woman says " don 't threaten me with a good time " while smiling

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 2d

a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table .

Alt: A gif of various guillotines

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 2d

Kinda funny coincidence, seeing this right after rewatching "Derry Girls" S1E3, which introduces Hot Priest Father Peter.

Not that the actual real-world situation is haha-funny (obviously it isn't), just the timing of real hot priest vs TV hot priest is weird-funny. 😂😬

(I hope that makes sense.)

an image from derry girls season 1 episode 3 of father peter sitting in front of a window with his white clerical collar removed and the top button of his black shirt undone

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 2d

Don't worry. The regularly-scheduled Nazi Neanderthal Nuttery will return after a brief word with her sponsors.

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 4d

a man in a hat says wowsers in front of a camera ..

Alt: a gif of live action inspector gadget says wowsers as his hat pops up and spins around

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 4d

Krusty Gnome.

Fearless in the face of helpless puppies, as long as she's packing heat.

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 4d

JD Vance would never let such a thing happen...

www.farmlandgrab.org/post/32430-j...

JD Vance funded AcreTrader. Here’s why that matters.

The real estate platform streamlines investing in US farmland. Now farms are fast becoming a portfolio staple for investors worldwide.

www.farmlandgrab.org

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 5d

Trump's economic policies have made it too expensive to own the libs. They have to settle for renting the libs. In some cases, time-sharing even.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 6d

He's extremely busy doing the very important work needed to resolve the shutdown, fix the economy, end all wars forever, and make the world a utopian paradise.

I'm just kidding. He's golfing.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 8d

Comer 100% knows what he's saying is BS.

He's just a sadistic POS who has had his every need catered, every whim met, and thinks anyone he sees as beneath him (anyone not Yt Cis Het Masc X-to Con) should suffer just to scrape by to entertain the ruling class.

In short, he's a conservative.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 8d

That's the thing: He's not an idiot.

He 100% knows what he's saying is BS.

He's simply a sadistic piece of sh*t who has always had his every need catered to, and he revels in making others needlessly suffer just to try and scrape by.

In other words, he's a conservative, through and through.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 8d

James "Pig-f*cker" Comer is still getting paid and getting the best healthcare in the country, while not having to work, because he and his compatriots voted to shut down the government, so they could send a 90-y/o meemaw back to work to get her meds, whilst blaming Dems and trans- and brown-folk.

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 9d

a woman says " don 't threaten me with a good time " while smiling

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 9d

a wooden guillotine is sitting on a wooden stand on a table .

Alt: A gif showing images of various guillotines

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 9d

American farmers have gotten subsidies and bailouts for decades.

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 9d

When even Bar-o-rama is calling out the MAGA BS, you know it's bad.

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 9d

The dipshits who screech about pronouns would fail a elementary school level English grammar test on the parts of speech.

The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 10d

Sooo, bread and circuses, sans the bread...

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 10d

Narrator: Byron Donalds lies nearly as hard as he sucks Trump's stubby mushroom.

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 10d

a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top

Alt: a gif of a guillotine

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 10d

We're gonna need soooo many guillotines...

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The Evil Otter @theevilotter.bsky.social · 10d

Am I supposed to know who "Scott" is?

And if you include your (alleged) height and IQ in your account name, I'm going to assume you're missing a few decimal points.

6'2", IQ 187 > .6'.2", IQ 18.7

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