The Evil Otter
@theevilotter.bsky.social
I'm just a grumpy water sausage, a lifelong Trekkie, Whovian, gamer, anime/weeb trash, and all-around geek
Everyone involved with this "administration" should be introduced to my friend, Mr. Chopchop.
a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
Alt: a gif of a guillotine blade dropping
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Everyone involved with this "administration" should be introduced to my friend, Mr. Chopchop.
French Haircuts for everyone in this administration.
December 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
French Haircuts for everyone in this administration.
Guess they consider it a slow snooze day...
a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat is playing drums in a band
Alt: a cartoon monkey wearing a pirate hat sitting behind a drumset sighs and does a rimshot with the text ba dum tss
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Guess they consider it a slow snooze day...
Wrong side of the dirt.
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wrong side of the dirt.
Didn't he call himself "The Affordability President" just like 2 days ago?
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Didn't he call himself "The Affordability President" just like 2 days ago?
So he's had at least two or three "annual" physicals this year, has gone to the doctor every few weeks in the last 6 months, been given numerous cognitive tests, and now a "preventative MRI" (not a thing).
Donny Dollhands has one foot in the grave, and the other is on a banana peel.
Donny Dollhands has one foot in the grave, and the other is on a banana peel.
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So he's had at least two or three "annual" physicals this year, has gone to the doctor every few weeks in the last 6 months, been given numerous cognitive tests, and now a "preventative MRI" (not a thing).
Donny Dollhands has one foot in the grave, and the other is on a banana peel.
Donny Dollhands has one foot in the grave, and the other is on a banana peel.
Monsieur Chop-Chop eagerly awaits the arrival of Little Lord FauntleHassett and the rest of the MAGA cult, to give them a nice clean shave.
a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
Alt: a gif of a guillotine blade dropping
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Monsieur Chop-Chop eagerly awaits the arrival of Little Lord FauntleHassett and the rest of the MAGA cult, to give them a nice clean shave.
Love this design! Almost feels like it could function as a fighter-transport, or at least have a more combat-oriented variant.
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Love this design! Almost feels like it could function as a fighter-transport, or at least have a more combat-oriented variant.
"The Leader is good,
The Leader is great.
We surrender our will
As of this date."
The Leader is great.
We surrender our will
As of this date."
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"The Leader is good,
The Leader is great.
We surrender our will
As of this date."
The Leader is great.
We surrender our will
As of this date."
>Posts blatantly BS claim in headline
>Doesn't immediately call out BS claim in same headline
>Uses intentionally ambiguous language that only serves to reinforce the obvious BS
>Doesn't immediately call out BS claim in same headline
>Uses intentionally ambiguous language that only serves to reinforce the obvious BS
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
>Posts blatantly BS claim in headline
>Doesn't immediately call out BS claim in same headline
>Uses intentionally ambiguous language that only serves to reinforce the obvious BS
>Doesn't immediately call out BS claim in same headline
>Uses intentionally ambiguous language that only serves to reinforce the obvious BS
Not an ounce of seasoning in that entire picture.
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not an ounce of seasoning in that entire picture.
I just want it to be on camera (in an extremely embarrassing and/or painful way, ideally), so I can watch it on a loop, maybe even set to Yakety Sax.
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I just want it to be on camera (in an extremely embarrassing and/or painful way, ideally), so I can watch it on a loop, maybe even set to Yakety Sax.
He wasn't exactly the picture of health to begin with, but given how rapidly he's deteriorated in the last 6 months alone, and that it seems to be accelerating, I'm rather skeptical about his chances of even making it through 2026.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He wasn't exactly the picture of health to begin with, but given how rapidly he's deteriorated in the last 6 months alone, and that it seems to be accelerating, I'm rather skeptical about his chances of even making it through 2026.
Trump will almost certainly issue blanket pardons for his most loyal lackeys unless he kicks the bucket first.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Trump will almost certainly issue blanket pardons for his most loyal lackeys unless he kicks the bucket first.
Considering how rapidly he's deteriorating, how much it's accelerated just in the last 6 months, and that he wasn't exactly the picture of health to begin with, I'll honestly be shocked if he makes it through 2026.
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Considering how rapidly he's deteriorating, how much it's accelerated just in the last 6 months, and that he wasn't exactly the picture of health to begin with, I'll honestly be shocked if he makes it through 2026.
Yep, I just got back from my local store and managed to score the Ent-D and Shuttlepod bonus!
They actually had a lot more Ent-Ds in stock than I expected. Couldn't tell what the stock on Shuttlepods was, but looked like at least a dozen at the registers.
They actually had a lot more Ent-Ds in stock than I expected. Couldn't tell what the stock on Shuttlepods was, but looked like at least a dozen at the registers.
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Yep, I just got back from my local store and managed to score the Ent-D and Shuttlepod bonus!
They actually had a lot more Ent-Ds in stock than I expected. Couldn't tell what the stock on Shuttlepods was, but looked like at least a dozen at the registers.
They actually had a lot more Ent-Ds in stock than I expected. Couldn't tell what the stock on Shuttlepods was, but looked like at least a dozen at the registers.
Hey now, he just needs his emotional support golf clubs.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hey now, he just needs his emotional support golf clubs.
Never.
Any reputable outlet or journalist willing to stand up was purged ages ago.
The current "press corps" only cares about access, and MIGHT ask a "naughty" question, but they will never push the current "administration" past the initial BS deny/deflect response, in fear of losing that access.
Any reputable outlet or journalist willing to stand up was purged ages ago.
The current "press corps" only cares about access, and MIGHT ask a "naughty" question, but they will never push the current "administration" past the initial BS deny/deflect response, in fear of losing that access.
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Never.
Any reputable outlet or journalist willing to stand up was purged ages ago.
The current "press corps" only cares about access, and MIGHT ask a "naughty" question, but they will never push the current "administration" past the initial BS deny/deflect response, in fear of losing that access.
Any reputable outlet or journalist willing to stand up was purged ages ago.
The current "press corps" only cares about access, and MIGHT ask a "naughty" question, but they will never push the current "administration" past the initial BS deny/deflect response, in fear of losing that access.
Star Wars Rogue Squadron
Shadows of the Empire
Star Trek Elite Force I/II
Shadows of the Empire
Star Trek Elite Force I/II
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Star Wars Rogue Squadron
Shadows of the Empire
Star Trek Elite Force I/II
Shadows of the Empire
Star Trek Elite Force I/II
"It will be released on February 33rd."
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"It will be released on February 33rd."