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musician, retiree, writer, goofus music: https://chaircrusher.com writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22 Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers #vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · Jun 4

I, an un-gay, approve.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1h

You start out using similar orchestral shrieks to what Coil used on "The Anal Staircase" which is the kind of thing I listen for.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1h

The Orb is guys exercising their love of house, dub, and techno to the hallucinatory extreme. Along with the sense of humor one gets growing up with The Goon Show & Monty Python.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 2h

I used to get some mileage on the social media by finding cool shit on Twitter to shake up Facebook. Now I find hilarious shit on Facebook worthy of posting on Bluesky.

He was commenting on a new release by The Orb
#Ambient #HouseMusic #synthsky

Facebook comments on new music by The Orb

Ken Chase: kinda too housey

Me: without listening I can't comment on your comment, except to say that saying it's "too housey" makes me want to listen to it even more.

I want all the music that's too housey. I want to hear the music that is the most perfectly too housey.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 16h

I put way too much work into alt-text. Somebody clap!

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 17h

Is it free speech if you shout "PENIS!!!" in a crowded men's room? Paraphrasing Oliver Wendall Holmes Jr. there.

Photograph of Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. in his judicial robe. He has a stickpin in his tie, and is sporting a agressively lush handlebar mustache.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 17h

I'm sorry, but I'm in Iowa but if I see "DSM" I think Des Moines, since DSM is the airport code.

Des Moines is where rage addicts go to slowly wither away with ennui.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 21h

This thing. I own a Roland Juno 60, and still this is pretty grand sounding. This is a noodle I recorded playing a preset live, with sends to Eventide Blackhole & Ultratap Delays.

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 22h

Don't threaten me with a good time!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

Finding this in the cutout bin 40 years ago was life changing. One of those records I instantly connected with, even as I'm saying "what the fuck IS this???"
youtu.be/njwJJ39S000?...

Dave and Ansel Collins - Double Barrel (Official Video)

YouTube video by Trojan Records Official

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

Rumer Willis is like Bruce Willis' daughter, right?
I don't know anything about what she's shilling for but it is definitely a commercial that grabs your attention.
youtu.be/H2wnf6qVVUc?...

Rumer Willis and Lou for PlantPaper.

YouTube video by PlantPaper

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

Commit to the bit, have people bid for pictures behind 3 curtains.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

I first heard about Nine Inch Nails on "Hard Copy"
youtu.be/5gV8yQc0m7g?...

Hard Copy - Nine Inch Nails' Down In It

YouTube video by plugtpd

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

I love all the strands to this - soul music for sure but the raw synth squiggles into spring reverb is very Lee Scratch Perry. And the bassline has Another One Bites The Dust vibes.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

Is the 3630 why I don't like Daft Punk much?

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

3630s sound like shit. I don't know what Daft Punk does with them, but I've always hated them, and I can tell when a producer (mis)uses them.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

I learned today that Metallica endorses Wolverine Boots.

a black and white photo of a man playing a guitar on stage .

ALT: a black and white photo of a man playing a guitar on stage .

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chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

I think the oldest and faintest were from indigenous people, likely Meskwaki, who used simple symbols to write messages. Dots, squares, circles.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

People have been carving grafitti in the stone outcroppings at Wildcat Den State Park for at least 150 years.

Grafitti is both strenuously discouraged and regarded as an attraction on this trail.

Wildcat Den State Park. Grafitti scratched into stone along a steep, narrow passage.

Wildcat Den State Park. Grafitti scratched into stone along a steep, narrow passage.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

& FYI I'm old enough to have eaten Kentucky Fried Chicken when the Colonel was still alive, and today's KFC is a pale imitation of the OG.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 1d

Life is, to quote a great person*, is swimming upstream through a river of filth. The only thing you can do is hold your head up high and keep swimming.

*Billy Graham? Colonel Sanders? Duke Ellington? Who knows who that great person is.

Harlan Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

what percentage of social ills at the moment can be explained credibly by or at least betted understood through the lens of "a class of corrupt plutocrats is stealing from you and laughing at you?" i think it's a big number

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 2d

Wildcat Den State Park near Muscatine, IA

Wildcat Den State Park near Muscatine, IA

Mini-cayon called the Punchbowl

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 2d

@jwomack.bsky.social's
novel "Ambient" has scenes where the super-rich men are getting blown under the table by underage girls, and whenever I see Trump sitting at a table, that's what I think is happening.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 2d

I meant filthy good. You can do inhumanly perfect and airless with Rack too. I like when people put in the work to distort and make a mess.

chaircrusher @cornwarning.com · 2d

Bootleg copy of jungle warfare 3 sample cd