Rudy
@coveysburner.bsky.social
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I’m happy for the gig, but who wrote this?
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You either die an underrated character actor or live long enough to be cast on a shitty copaganda show like one of the 17 versions of NCIS
The amazing Gary Cole on some shitty navy copaganda show for boomers
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Someone’s going to say it’s just being a stubborn old man, but SNL has like at least 3 artists every season they’re putting in because they’re either being too cute or doing some payola scam.
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Nuh uh, SNL, you can’t make me learn who the fuck role model is.
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The Google pixel commercial trying to be like “the iPhones are all the same, we’re different by offering a different named shitty ai” is really funny.
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These London games are intentionally bad as payback for the war of 1812.
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When did the other guys come out. That felt like potentially in the last 15 years. The best you can hope for now with wahlberg is like uncharted, a hallowed substanceless somewhat fun adventure film.
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Every person still clamoring for fields over Caleb should be forced to watch this game on repeat clockwork orange style.
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Aaron Glenn is Matt Eberflus with swag. Unbelievably horrific head coach.
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Has Mark Walhberg made a good movie in like 10 years?
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Watching Bo Nix constantly fuck up Sean Payton’s beautifully designed offense.
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Opening up myself to believe again.
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Cubs weren’t in fact able to win it for Charlie. Devastating.
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I see the St. Louis blues finally went back to their elite uniforms with white versions too now. You love to see it.
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That was the “won a second Super Bowl and Brady threw for 26 and 12 and 6.72 ANYA” year
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This take requires no knowledge of the 2003 version of tom Brady.
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I have a hot take I almost hate to say:

At what point do we talk about how Bill Belichick is a borderline nobody without Tom Brady...?
coveysburner.bsky.social
So like is AJ Brown still a bad teammate for being worried about the passing attack or naw?
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No one has ever played more with their hair on fire than dart.
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Giants* but I can say one thing for certain and it’s they Jackson dart is going to get 2 coaching staffs fired.
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I genuinely don’t understand what is happening in this guard eagles game.
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Jalen hurts heard every major media outlet call him a top 5 qb and set out this season to prove them all wrong.
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Gotta say, Dr. Venmkan is like an elite tier asshole. He’d be the villain if this movie wasn’t from the 80s, when selfish dickheads were beloved heroes.
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I don’t need deep dish popcorn or predator branded soap. Shut the fuck up.
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Every time I see a brand x brand thing I immediately block it and consider never buying shit from either again.
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Hey now, no on calls Philly cheese steaks fucked up and those are just shittier Italian beefs.
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Yeah see what I mean about the bar being in hell?