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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 7h

Maybe too on-the-nose, but The Big Sick

Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 7h

Yeah, if it's one of those cars that honks when the driver hits Lock when it's already locked, the fob should honk just as loud. Can't stand it when they walk twenty feet away and then click it and scare the shit out of me because I'm right next to their car!

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 7h

Hi dot! What's new? I roasted some pumpkins so I can make pies for my birthday and Thanksgiving, but then I overdid the seeds 🥲

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 8h

The key fob too, when the person hits the Lock button half a dozen times

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 14h

slurmaxxing. smart.

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 16h

Nice goto you got here. Would be a shame if I were to *adjusts glasses* consider it harmful.

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 18h

You assume earthquake risk affects land value around here. Maybe if the land is actively falling into the ocean, but even then, it's not by much.

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 18h

If I were that guy, I would not have tried to run around without my glasses. I would have crawled around like Velma from Scooby-Doo.

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 19h

You should organize a protest against how much of a weenie you're acting like

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 19h

While I do condone the theft, I also condone the tripping and the taunting

Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 1d

MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 1d

Apparently I'm taking crazy pills too, because it's got a 97% on RT

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 1d

Computer, delete that entire thread

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 1d

Wow, that stunk

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 1d

I feel bad being critical because of the main thing the story is about, but it's weird how all the characters talk like twelve-year-olds. I could almost believe it was a stylistic choice if only Agnes were doing it and yet,

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 1d

Or if they were just lazy with the lock screen

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Crawlin' Botflylarvae, SBD @cpcolin.crappycomic.com · 1d

"Monday, April 28" on her lock screen puts this grad school scene firmly in 2025. The earlier dinner scene where they're all out of grad school and said they haven't hung out in four years sets that scene in at least 2029. We'll see if this comes up at all.

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