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It doesn't stand for what you think it does

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Executive Odor 🤣🤣🤣
The comments on this video are all over it lmao. It happens at 0:33 seconds, you can hear it, the woman in green immediately notices, and they end this event in an EMERGENCY.

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Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
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February 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Mercado Central says the cooperative is in danger of losing the building ☹️ gofund.me/cf76f8dcb
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January 30, 2026 at 1:57 AM
@chipcheezum.bsky.social Can you pop into @diabetus.bsky.social's Twitch and tell us about your McNugget-dipping strategy when you were a kid
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I'm up too late; ask me nothing
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 AM
One Battle After Another: March of the Black Queen
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Walking through the office with the open bag of Cheetos I've been working on for six minutes and high-fiving Mr. Kozuki in a big cloud of orange dust
Mundane memos from '90s Konami of America? Great social history documents, as it happens: https://archive.gamehistory.org/item/6c7ff961-6711-4d4a-be53-c41269928bba (And yes, the office was pretty strict.)
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I get sleep paralysis every now and then. My eyes will be open, but I'm still asleep. I can't move my real body, but my dream body will feel like it's moving around and interacting with the world. This can turn stressful, if my dream body starts thrashing around, trying to wake up. 1/7
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Countersuggestion: It doesn't matter what you post when their standards are already shooting you in the face for no reason
REMINDER:
DO NOT SAY THINGS IN A PUBLIC FORUM THAT WOULD SINK YOUR DEFENSE IN A CRIMINAL TRIAL.
DO NOT PLAN OR PLOT TO COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST THE STATE ON HERE.
DO NOT TALK HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT POSSIBLY ILLEGAL ACTIVITY YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONTEMPLATING.
January 25, 2026 at 2:02 AM
There should be exactly one person who pronounces Betazed as "beta-zee" and that should be Riker because he's from Alaska
January 23, 2026 at 6:54 PM
There is a flickering light in my therapist's waiting room that's clearly sending me messages
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Because he needed a totally legal excuse for the rest of this shit
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Pronouncing the H in "spaghetti" to annoy any persons of Italian descent who live alone in my apartment
January 22, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Had a dream that a celebrity went "fuck it" and posted nudes and then somebody asked Grok to put her in a tiny bikini
January 20, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Same
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I for one think it's nice that the battery charger for my drill has a built-in ozone generator
January 18, 2026 at 6:44 PM
They're taking the hobbits to Atascadero!
January 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Idea: combination dentist and urologist office so I can get my teeth cleaned and my tubes tied with one appointment
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Sky
January 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
BREAKING: wind
January 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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pulling this reflection on white silence/fear over here, too:
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Secret recipe for shrimp-fried egg: fry some shrimp the previous night and then don't wash the skillet
January 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
I thought of the most white-lib-coded idea ever: alter the lyrics of "Ice, Ice Baby" to make the song "Fuck ICE, Baby" and then do it at karaoke and pretend it counts as activism
January 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM