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The two types of museum on any of the Great Lakes:

- Lighthouse Museum (featuring Shipwrecks)

- Shipwreck Museum (featuring Lighthouses)
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To the mutuals who are fighting: which one of you is the annoying one?
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You: "Liberal idiots need to gain power"

Me: "ok, what's power and how do we get it?"

You: "I'm too important to explain my positions, but trust me bro, I'm right."

You see why I don't trust a word you say, right? Like, you understand why your opinions are beneath consideration? Right?
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What is power, by your definition? How do we go about obtaining it?
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Basketball league named after what Tony Stark yell at his wife when she’s nagging him to stop playing video games all weekend
Jarvis Christ
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So go show us how it's done! You're just FULL of bravado, it needs an outlet.
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"designer vagina" has a real "cellar door" quality about it.
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Behold the legendary dragon Fourfive Flyingtrample!
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Please don't attempt to observe the quantum work I am doing, every time I look at it, the waveform collapses.
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"Legacy equipment firmware upgrade"

"Active studio rebuild project"

"Phased antenna array recalibration"
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Yeah remember when everyone was gonna leave because Jesse Singal still has an account?
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On mobile, YouTube ReVanced has been a lifesaver. Incredibly customizable, unlocks all possible features, I can't use YT without it anymore.
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ICE's budget should go to a new agency I call "ICE Trackers" and I feel confident I don't need to explain further.
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It's cool they finally let her watch a game last year
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Carrie Underwood singing the Sunday Night Football song but with extremely context dependent clues to let you know she’s singing live like “the Chiefs and the Lions gonna have a fight/ it’s 60° in Detroit tonight”
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Are you ok?

The story is not who controls the agencies, the story is why there is a disconnect between what Pritzker is saying and what is happening. You've at least managed to learn that Pritzker is not in the direct CoC for the ISP, so you've done more work than Will.
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ICE is doing what Trump wants, why would we doubt who controls it, what's the story there? At least construct a useful metaphor.
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I'm not even claiming my assumptions are right, but I'm distressed that people are unwilling to demand rigor from supposed authorities that reinforce their priors. In this information environment, it's too easy to garner clicks by playing to people's inherent beliefs about the state of our country.
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So where is the disconnect?!? I'm done with believing the framing given to me by people that haven't even bothered to investigate. There are answers to the questions we all have. If only there was an editorial journalist who wasn't too lazy to call the Governor's office and a legal scholar...
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Meanwhile I have seen zero evidence of what Will is claiming, that Pritzker secretly likes cops and wants them to hurt his constituents. The fact that LE agencies are operating against his expressed wishes doesn't mean he actually supports them. If you want to believe that, you should want PROOF.
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Are there police units defying orders? Did JB Pritzker give any orders? What could those orders have been, what is their effect, who exactly reports to him and who reports to another leader of another agency? All of these are excellent fucking questions with answers that Will ignores to doompost.
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I might be wrong! But Wil didn't even bother to look into the reasoning behind that disparity, and I'm fully within my rights to call him lazy for not doing his own damn job.

Also I'm familiar with how chains of command work, especially between civilian and LE agencies. They're never simple.
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Except I didn't say those things, I'm wondering why there's a disconnect between words and actions, and the only way to find out would be to actually investigate the situation. Like by calling the governor's office or reaching out to a legal scholar, something a writer should be doing.