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Superhero Girl
@crackedmirror.bsky.social
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Verified Royals fan, RN, knitter, pro-choice, MST3K-obsessed, not a chef, not your girl, show me your dogs.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · Feb 16
So fucked up that I could get a gun in way less time than it takes to get approval for my Vraylar.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 4h
It won't shrink -- it's superwash wool
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 4h
They really are 😭
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 4h
The sweater I knit myself is too big now. Do I knit myself a whole new one, or should I unravel this one and re-knit it a smaller size?
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 22h
Hard to believe it's been two years! Happy anniversary to us!!
Collage of Ben and I over the years
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
They're gonna call at 6pm to test your willingness to work outside of business hours 😒
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
Me seducing my husband on our anniversary
a person dressed as a dinosaur is laying on a bed with roses on it .
Alt: a person dressed as a dinosaur is laying on a bed with roses on it .
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
Bon Anniversaire!
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you!! 😄
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
Merci!!
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
I'm not usually a breakfast person (at least not during traditional breakfast hours), but I woke up STARVING.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you!! 🥰🥰
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
Merci! 💗
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you!! 🥰
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you!! 🩵🩵
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
I got your stick bag right here

(I don't know what that means)
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
This is the advice I need! Thank you!
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
I need to figure out how to clean a tulle skirt
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
👀
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
Brewers wtf
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
I thought this was a money post 😩
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
a man wearing a sombrero is laying down in a classroom and says i 'll allow it
Alt: a man wearing a sombrero is laying down in a classroom and says i 'll allow it
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
Random thought: Body count only matters if you're a slasher flick.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
I'm so sorry you went through that, and I'm glad you are on the road to healing. 🩵
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 1d
why does the milk smell like sage?? dumbass you just chopped up herbs and your hand is RIGHT THERE 🤦‍♀️
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