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Superhero Girl
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Verified Royals fan, RN, knitter, pro-choice, MST3K-obsessed, not a chef, not your girl, show me your dogs.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · Feb 16
So fucked up that I could get a gun in way less time than it takes to get approval for my Vraylar.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 7h
Hey!! @alanafromkc.bsky.social
Alana being interviewed on tv
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 7h
If the scarf I finished knitting yesterday ever dries (it's been blocking for 24 hours so far), I'll be down to two WIPs.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 7h
For a closer approximation, I should've used sport weight yarn for the squares, but I wanted to stick with what I already had.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 7h
This was the inspo.
Bloomchic ad for granny square palazzo pants
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 7h
Finished!
Black palazzo pants with crochet granny squares in various colors down the side seam.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 9h
They are little green balls of mushy poison
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 9h
I don't know where you live, so.... 😂
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 9h
Whyyyy are there fireworks?
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 10h
That's..... a lot of cayenne. How many gallons of chili?!
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 10h
I KNOW THAT'S WHY I WAS AGREEING WITH YOU, BRANDON
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 11h
Canned tuna is so not the same as fresh ahi!
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 11h
That's fair
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 11h
My movie choice is not a reflection of how good or bad it may be. I just can't handle the r*pe scene. At all.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 11h
Quiche? Really?!
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 12h
* Peas
* A Time to Kill (although technically I never actually finished it)
* Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 13h
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 12h
Yeahhhhhh I napped. In my defense, I went to bed at 1am, the dogs woke me up at 6am, and I'll be up until at least midnight tonight.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 12h
Dollar matinee shows were my favorite summer activity back in the day
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 15h
It's so good 😭
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 15h
Thinking about how I woke up this morning wanting to watch First Wives Club. 😭
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 17h
Pretty!
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 17h
And you probably had an audience, too 😂😭😭
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 17h
Or I could reorganize my living room shelves while watching Final Destination.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 17h
Ok. Garage or landscaping? Or watch Final Destination on AMC?
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 17h
And you can't rip off your telemetry leads without at least three people running into your room.
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Superhero Girl @crackedmirror.bsky.social · 17h
The most unbelievable part of horror movies is the hospitals with empty halls.
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