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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas

@craftycow.bsky.social

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Maker of Cat Sofas, owned by Banksy the cat. Here for general silliness and friendly chat. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/CraftySharp

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · Jul 2

I make unique hand made Cat Sofas >>> craftysharp.etsy.com
But do cats really use them? Well let’s ask some of my feline customers … 🧵
Gretchen and Amy say yes…

4 pics of a fruit design cat sofa with 2 cats one black and one with tabby markings . Cats 1 and 2.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1h

I have several mats... One after the other.. But she still keeps some in her paws until she makes her way to the bedroom where she deposits it. How kind of her.

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1h

I get cat litter in my bed sometimes 😱

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Medieval Military Medicine @medmilmedicine.bsky.social · 10h

Struggles with medieval contact lenses - 14th century, Exeter College MS. 47, f. 122r

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 6h

🐈‍⬛💭I halps you *Shreds carpet*

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 7h

I see you have a carpet puller upper too. Banksy does this too.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 7h

I had a wireless doorbell that started going off at all hours of the day and night with all different chimes … I had to take those batteries out in the end. #Haunted

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 7h

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 18h

Hugo is waay too generous

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 19h

I can’t blame Dreamies

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 19h

And easy living … it comes to us all. *looks down at own expanding waistline*

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 19h

She was so smol… and so skinny.. not so much now.

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 19h

Banksy then and now

A black kitten playing with toys. She’s very skinny.

A 9 year old black cat standing upright.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 19h

*waits*

a gazelle is looking at a bowl of popcorn ..

Alt: a gazelle is looking at a bowl of popcorn and chewing.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 21h

She's my quality controller as well as my model.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 22h

Banksy is passing her the number for Cat line.. to report you for starving her!

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 22h

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 22h

My phone just rang someone without me touching it.. and before you ask it wasn't Banksy calling cat line to report me for cruelty for not giving her enough tuna.
My mobile is haunted.

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Ana Haunt @theweind.bsky.social · 23h

Can attest to how good these things are, and how much my cats love them, and also how my thighs are no longer covered in scratches.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 23h

🐈‍⬛💭I got lap mats to snooze on too... The work of an international cat model is neverending!

A black cat is snoozing stop a pile of various padded lap mats in different colours and designs.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 23h

I follow a couple of people who like to repost erotic images, nothing wrong with that, but not what I want to see. I wish we could turn off reposts from individuals.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

*Backs away from Olive while maintaining eye contact*

Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

I moved the cat sofa to another location.. and of course Banksy comes to see why it's gone... So I've got a photo session of just the model herself.. #CatsofBluesky

A collage of 3 images of a black cat sitting upright on a white background with her paws together in front of her and her tail slightly to the left. She is looking in different directions in each image.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

Get your padded lap mats here to keep your cats and laps happy..

craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...

A black cat is lying on a huge pile of various colours and designs of lap mat.

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

I've got a new satiny duvet cover on my bed. Last night Banksy started to systematically shred it to pieces! ☹️

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Crafty Cow Scaredy Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 1d

Must have been devastating..