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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas
@craftycow.bsky.social
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Maker of Cat Sofas, owned by Banksy the cat. Here for general silliness and friendly chat.
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/CraftySharp
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · Jul 2
I make unique hand made Cat Sofas >>> craftysharp.etsy.com
But do cats really use them? Well let’s ask some of my feline customers … 🧵
Gretchen and Amy say yes…
4 pics of a fruit design cat sofa with 2 cats one black and one with tabby markings . Cats 1 and 2.
craftycow.bsky.social
You've heard of the princess and the pea, here's Banksy's recreation
#Caturday #Blueskycats #catsofbluesky #Catsky
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
craftysharp.etsy.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
craftycow.bsky.social
Please save me from the cursed number of views! 😱😈

craftysharp.etsy.com
Statistics on the number of views in my Etsy shop this week.. the number is 666
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
craftycow.bsky.social
Was asked to go downstairs to visit elderly neighbour, made small talk as best I could.. but then she starts praising Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenock .. but worries her nice carers might get deported.. jeeze I couldn’t get outta there fast enough. I try to be nice but there are limits..
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
craftycow.bsky.social
It’s quiet on here isn’t it.. or is everyone at the BlueSky Christmas party and I wasn’t invited? 🥺
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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pierscooper.bsky.social
I have a couple of Lapmats and my cats love ‘em.
craftycow.bsky.social Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 9h
There’s only just over a week to go to get orders sent out in time for Christmas (I KNOW!!!)
so please have a mooch in my shop… all at discount prices craftysharp.etsy.com
A collage of 4 photos top us a cat sitting on a striped cat sofa with cupboards built into the arms. Then a cat sitting on top of a pile of lap mats then a cat sitting in a lap mat then finally 2 colourful footstools one on top of the other.
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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krisko.bsky.social
tfw when you get cornered at a party by that guy who won't shut the fuck up about cryptocurrency and you're desperately trying to make eye contact with anybody who can rescue you from the conversation
tesla cat staring plaintively at the camera as tofu cat meows directly into his ear
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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lisatea.bsky.social
All this kinda stuff 😊
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December 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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lisatea.bsky.social
OK Bluesky friends, I have to go to the post office tomorrow so if anyone wants any quirky or unusual stocking fillers now would be a good time to have a look at my shop!
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Products | Merylinmoonuk
merylinmoonuk.sumupstore.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
craftycow.bsky.social
There’s only just over a week to go to get orders sent out in time for Christmas (I KNOW!!!)
so please have a mooch in my shop… all at discount prices craftysharp.etsy.com
A collage of 4 photos top us a cat sitting on a striped cat sofa with cupboards built into the arms. Then a cat sitting on top of a pile of lap mats then a cat sitting in a lap mat then finally 2 colourful footstools one on top of the other.
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
craftycow.bsky.social
Banksy climbed off the warming mat.. onto my lap 🥹
🐈‍⬛💭mummy warms is better than lectric warms
December 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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theravenof.bsky.social
oh this is
something
December 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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oldenoughtosay.com
did… did the dog write this recipe
10:26 < Chicken Ragù Bianco | 19 350-degree oven.) Step 5 Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it. Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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craftycow.bsky.social
Get yer lap mats here… craftysharp.etsy.com
Collage of different fabrics on lap mats.. Collage of different lap mats with cat characters on a lilac background, butterflies on teal, mice eating chews on yellow, blue and purple fish, and black and white cats on teal.
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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craftycow.bsky.social
Foot stools are for everyone! They make great presents craftysharp.etsy.com
A collage of foot stools... Top is a pair of very colourful footstools one on top of the other with its legs upwards. The legs have fabric on them. Then a corner of a peacock feather footstool, a copper grey footstool, a multicoloured floral pattern on white, a fruits motifs on white fabric and a Picasso faces design footstool.
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
craftycow.bsky.social
My cat sofas are at their cheapest ever! #Caturday #CatsofBluesky #BlueskyCats
Now is the perfect time to buy one for your own cat or as a gift for a cat lover.. craftysharp.etsy.com
A black cat is curled up asleep on a vintage looking cat sofa. The cat is fast asleep on a bright pink chaise long cat sofa The cat is crouching low on a green and purple chaise long cat sofa The cat is fast asleep on a colourful cat sifa
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
craftycow.bsky.social
I have survived my work Christmas party and made a hasty exit..
a cartoon of patrick and spongebob saying yah
Alt: a cartoon of patrick and spongebob saying yah and high fiving each other.
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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boredmaud.bsky.social
I wonder how many people don't realise Second Class post isn't dealt with on the weekends. I didn't know that until I started Bored Maud.
December 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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julesclarke.bsky.social
Message from a customer: got some coasters from your shop. They're fab. And superb quality.

Excellent, I said
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 AM
craftycow.bsky.social
During my boiler replacement I discovered all these switches... I've no idea what they are for...
A wall panel has been cut out to reveal 6 electric switches in a vertical row. Beside it is a new boiler...
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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jeremyjenkins.net
Christmas is fast approaching 👀🎁
jenkinsemporium.bsky.social Jenkins’ Emporium @jenkinsemporium.bsky.social · 6d
December is already here! Our chocolate boxes make the perfect gift for someone to find under their tree. ✨

If you’re after something thoughtful, delicious, and made with proper care, this is it. A small-batch luxury to delight someone you love or to enjoy yourself. 🎄🍫
A burgundy box, with a gold ribbon, full of shiny chocolates
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
craftycow.bsky.social
Foot stools are for everyone! They make great presents craftysharp.etsy.com
A collage of foot stools... Top is a pair of very colourful footstools one on top of the other with its legs upwards. The legs have fabric on them. Then a corner of a peacock feather footstool, a copper grey footstool, a multicoloured floral pattern on white, a fruits motifs on white fabric and a Picasso faces design footstool.
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
craftycow.bsky.social
Get yer lap mats here… craftysharp.etsy.com
Collage of different fabrics on lap mats.. Collage of different lap mats with cat characters on a lilac background, butterflies on teal, mice eating chews on yellow, blue and purple fish, and black and white cats on teal.
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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joannechocolat.bsky.social
It’s that time of year again, where I remember how a mammogram saved my life five years go, and I proceed to hold my breath while I await my scan results. Don’t put off your mammograms, people with breasts: five minutes can make all the difference…
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
craftycow.bsky.social
I know there are good reasons NOT to use Spotify for ethical reasons, but can someone suggest easy to use alternatives..
I only just worked out how to use Spotify so it needs to be simply explained for an old person like me.
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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garius.bsky.social
🌲 THE BIG CHRISTMAS GIFT THREAD! 🌲

If you are a creator or small shop/business, reply to this post with:

- pics and a brief description of what you do (don't forget the alt text!)
- a link or details on how people can buy

I will boost you!

Everyone else: buy the cool things! Repost this post! ⛄
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM