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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas
@craftycow.bsky.social
Maker of Cat Sofas, owned by Banksy the cat. Here for general silliness and friendly chat.
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/CraftySharp
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I make unique hand made Cat Sofas >>> craftysharp.etsy.com
But do cats really use them? Well let’s ask some of my feline customers … 🧵
Gretchen and Amy say yes…
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

-Siouxie and the Banshees
-Gary Numan (many times)
-Cocteau Twins (Many times)
-Cabaret Voltaire
-Plan B (many times)

There was a 20 year gap in my gig going experiences..
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

- The Dan Band
- Wierd Al
- Metallica
- The Aquabats
- HIM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:

- Luke Bryan
- Brantley Gilbert
- Eli Young Band
- Florida Georgia Line
- Darius Rucker
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Banksy must be delighted we have functioning heating again… but she still chose the lap
🐈‍⬛💭 “human warms is best”
🥹
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Yaay another happy cat on a lap mat.. buy your here ...
craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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I've just updated the available cats page, we have some REALLY special kitties in and some of them have been waiting ages. Their forever home might be on your timeline, please share? 🥰
Moggies looking for homes
After hearing 50,000 times that we should put the available cats on the website, we’ve made a page! Hooray! However, it is still just me doing most of the work in the shelter. So there’…
hollysmerrymoggies.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
New kitty lap mat available craftysharp.etsy.com/listing/4360...
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'm desperate for the loo, but there are workmen in my flat 😳🥴🚽
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I’m trying to explain to Banksy that the scary men in the flat are mending the warms ..
🐈‍⬛💭”scary….. but warms?”
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Betty says thank you to @craftycow.bsky.social for the new bed mats. 🥰

The others have yet to christen them.
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Wanna buy some stuff from my shop?
One cold cat to support. 🐈‍⬛🥶

www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Craf...
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Are you looking for a calendar for 2026? Do you like the kind that hangs on your wall and has pictures of a little robot wandering wistfully through fictionalised-but-recognisable British landscapes? Well, then you should buy this one: forms.gle/oRuyygP9tpWN...
2026 Small Robots Calendar Order Form
This is the form for ordering a 2026 Small Robots Calendar. It's a wall calendar featuring twelve brand new full-colour illustrations of Wistfulbot going for a walk in various landscapes, thinking abo...
forms.gle
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I literally screamed at the "digital assistant bot" on my online banking app. I got a polite "I'm sorry .. I didn't understand that" repeatedly..
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I have once again left Banksy in a cold flat with no heating..
With only her heated pad and a carefully positioned duvet so she can burrow her way into my bed if she gets too cold. I still feel guilty.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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If you know someone who has a black and white cat friend, this might be a nice little gift idea. An original drawing for just £35!
folksy.com/find/item/85...

#Cat #CatDrawing #OriginalArt #Drawing #Artwork #TraditionalArtist #GiftIdeas #ArtShop #ShopIndy #SupportSmallBusiness #ChristmasGifts #bsnm
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I’m gonna need to sell a LOT of cat sofas, foot stools and lap mats!
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
*gets boiler replacement estimate*
HOW MUCH!!!!
minnie mouse is wearing a red dress with white polka dots and a red bow .
Alt: minnie mouse is wearing a red dress with white polka dots and a red bow as she faints.
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Poor Banksy is hating the flat being so cold (boiler broke down last week) so despite having a heated pad to lie on ..she's taken to sitting just above the fan heater .. which is under the TV... I can't find her most of the time..
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Looking for present ideas? Browse my shop for foot stools, cat sofas and pet lap mats. All at sale prices ..
www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Craf...
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Still makes me laugh
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Please have a little browse 💘🐦

hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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📸 Ales Krivec

❄️☀️❄️
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I've just gone through "security verification" I'm drained and exhausted... Your understanding is needed at this time..
a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a bed with an alarm clock on the nightstand that says 4:20
Alt: a woman in a blue dress is collapsing onto a bed.
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Drop some HEADWEAR
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Drop some HEADWEAR

Think I snailed it 😌
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM