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cranny boy
@crannyboy.bsky.social
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indie game developer (CrannyQuest) | head writer at CNN | owner/operator Moon Planet Press + Cranny Cola | interesting unique handsome funny smart nice cranny.world
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 3d
Welcome to Pin City
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You better believe that.
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1h
Guy who says the rapture will happen tomorrow every single day accurately predicts the rapture
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1h
There needs to be a band called Geese
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1h
According to my calculations the rapture will happen tomorrow
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1h
It's going bald Sunday. Everybody lose your hair
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1h
Ah crap I just remembered I left my bomb that's set to blow up my entire house on 🤦‍♂️
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1h
Yes it did
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 3h
I haved to go to the bathroom
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 3h
I hate when people are designed in gods image
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 4h
Get ahold of yourself
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 5h
I was born, raised and processed in the USA
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 5h
That was my bad
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 5h
I want to apologize to online radicals for being staunchly opposed to their views
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 5h
I almost fell asleep reading this shit...
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d
I can totally see me doing some shit like that yeah. Yeah no you're probably right I probably did tell everybody at the grocery store that there was a alien in the bathroom so that I could have the produce section to myself to find the best avocado. That's definitely some shit I would get into fasho
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d
Everyone probably thinks I'm lame for wanting to float into the sky and whatevs. Meh I guess I'm a little odd
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d
I wish I had balloons attached to me that would like lift me off the ground or whatever, idk. I know it's stupid but I just want to float I guess off of the ground and be one with the air
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d
I'll be going as Beautifully Strange Man for Halloween this year
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d
You met me at a very strange time in my friend's life
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d
You clearly don't know anything about living under a giant dome
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d
I can't wait until I have a big enough following to start telling you to buy products I don't care about
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d
Hello I'm Red Wine
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d
"Hello I'm Red Wine"
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d
Last night we let the Red Wine do the talking 😂
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cranny boy @crannyboy.bsky.social · 1d
Let's all agree to stop listening to podcasts
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nugGHOSTron, spectral mind @nuggut2on.bsky.social · 1d
making "have a cranny cola" the new "boo!"
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