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NUTLORD (crashandcortex)
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100%ed DK Bananza 🥳🍌

Fantastic game, exactly what DK needed as a franchise and what I needed as a stressed wagie coming home after a long day at work

Prefer this over Mario Odyssey in all honesty!!
My amazing partner has officially uploaded the first few chapters of her Webtoon series!! Would really appreciate it if anybody interested could give a read, heart or comment ❤❤

www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/as...
www.webtoons.com
Don't think I've ever had to take anxiety medication before until now, actually what the hell is wrong with me & why isn't this perpetual sensation of dread disappearing..
Thought a good night's sleep would quell the demons within, woke up again with the same lingering stench of anxiousness & hollowness topped off by a bubbling irritability, not sure I'll be getting better anytime soon with the full day shift to power through
feels like everything creates anxiety of some sort within me the past few months, worrying about how I might ruin important events/arrangements, how things could go wrong due to outside factors, how I won't measure up to expectations, the inevitability of my own deterioration. I feel deeply broken
sometimes the urge to disappear & not have to live through everything you know rapidly deteriorating in real time while you're powerless to stop any of it seems disturbingly comforting
Every day feels more & more difficult to make it through & see the upsides. I feel distinctly agitated, exhausted, & continually anxious about the utter bleakness of this planet. Finding it harder to see any kind of positive future with each passing day, need to break free from this sickness.
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Really happy seeing @pmstudios.bsky.social giving Yooka Re-Playlee a physical release on Switch 2. The way it should be. Can't wait to test more Switch 2 physicals.

Pre-order live at these ref links:
VGP: videogamesplus.ca/uy...
PnP: pnpgamesonline.com/?...
Almost nonexistant as somebody who's used it extensively in that exact situation!
Finally some good fucking news

Expect it to take a year or maybe a couple of years for this to really make a dent in 3rd party's overuse of game-key cards, but more full physical releases for Switch 2 can only be a good thing
Switch 2 Cart Manufacturer, Macronix revealed they will be using MLC NAND and 3D NAND to produce cartridges depending on capacity requirements.

This implies we might see sizes other than 64gb in the future.

nintendosoup.com
20 years ago end my baka chungus life
On this day in 2005, 20 years ago, Gamecube game Pokémon XD - Gale of Darkness was first released.

This game was a sequel to Colosseum and had you return to Orre to try and stop Cipher again and rescue Shadow Pokémon

www.serebii.net/xd/
Thoroughly unsurprising from the pro-AI, pro-NFT, trend chasing, "sell off our IPs to equally crappy companies to boost profit margins" company, but still very disappointing.
Square Enix is an utterly abysmal company
"We have 1 more thing to show you. Please take a look"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va_j...
I was never really a particularly mentally stable individual, but this may the evidence needed to admit me into the asylum for good

101% Donkey Kong 64 🥳🥳🍌🦍
I was suffering through the Creepy Castle Beaver Bother as I typed that if it wasn't obvious - I could never hate a game I grew up with, but playing through it on my days off from work has definitely adversely affected some of the nostalgia I had towards it. Noting down some key bits as I play
Dealing with the rabbit race in Fungi Forest , the beetle race in Crystal Caves & now Beaver Bother in Creepy Castle all in the same day, I am straight up NOT having a good time & I'm convinced parts of the 2nd half of Donkey Kong 64 weren't playtested
Playing through Fungi Forest regularly & have already ran into 4-5 incredibly stupid & frustrating cases of "why would you even think to design it like this"

Biggest culprit is the rabbit race you do with Lanky depleting your Coconuts & forcing you to replenish when other challenges don't do this
Playing through DK64 after finding my old N64 cartridges from when I was a kid - it breaks my heart into tiny pieces to admit this, but this game might just be some hot unpolished ass 😢😢
Absolutely adore everything you're doing, but is there any proof whatsoever Crossworlds is actually physically on cart and not a game-key card as well? Given Sega's abysmal track record for Switch 2 support (including having a 3GB game as a Key Card), I'm not exactly optimistic.
some people are just utterly incapable of introspection & learning lessons after catastrophic losses which are their own fault, actually so frustrating