Dk
@crazegewd.bsky.social
120 followers 490 following 930 posts
I post about kinky stuff a lot, so minors DNI. Father, Husband, Dom, lover of moths. Follow me for dad jokes, queer jokes, kink jokes, and probably some nails and crafts too. I play a doctor online
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crazegewd.bsky.social
Fun drugs for my real friends, real drugs for my fun friends
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westorad.bsky.social
Mildly autistic werewolf who waits until they've tied their knot into their partner before going on their Niche Interest Rants
crazegewd.bsky.social
I like that Mario and Bowsette makes perfect sense as a couple, but regular Bowser? The single dad?

That man needs a different Italian, a homeowner, perhaps.
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guytheguy.bsky.social
a harmonica holder around my neck with six different flavored vapes in it
crazegewd.bsky.social
Fun drugs for my real friends, real drugs for my fun friends
crazegewd.bsky.social
GOTTA be squishy style, %100
crazegewd.bsky.social
Mom said I have to be back by 6, is that gonna be okay?
crazegewd.bsky.social
Yeah you gotta boot up some old binding of Isaac videos, some content he played over and over again.
crazegewd.bsky.social
Tell me why I thought this cave looked like one of the opening frames to Bad Apple
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dogmaazul.bsky.social
Okay 3million dollar porn game idea:

Dick Pic simulator.

Is like those retail Sims but with some Pokemon Snap to it, you take pics of your cick in your shady apartment trying to pull good/bad comments of internet badies

you unlock better furnishing for backgrounds, props, better cameras.
crazegewd.bsky.social
Small chance you might be a Labrador
crazegewd.bsky.social
This instantly de-influenced me, thank you.

I'll stick to my señorita bread, which IS as delicious as it looks and sounds
crazegewd.bsky.social
Sadly no alternatives in sight 😢
crazegewd.bsky.social
Bluesky light mode
crazegewd.bsky.social
Going to the Folsom Street fair tomorrow, y'all want anything?
crazegewd.bsky.social
Why they put the red flag right next to the Trans flag? 🤔🤔🤔
crazegewd.bsky.social
Genuinely glad you pointed this out, because my braindead first instinct was that it was a good idea, and I was prepared to jump on board.
crazegewd.bsky.social
People are always so quick to judge and jump on others. Whatever happened to this being a safe place to vent? Can't you see they're going through a lot?
crazegewd.bsky.social
I think I have 1 (one) singular valid complaint:

The music doesn't do anything to separate itself from the mountains of classical themed fantasy music.

Compared to OSRS' sound font: A product of its time for sure, but iconic and they stuck to it in a way that is recognizable and fun.
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dillo.media
oh my gin of choice? queefeater my goodman
crazegewd.bsky.social
Desperately trying to find someone who can split my tongue in 2 in the bay area
crazegewd.bsky.social
Wait sheath piercing is so clever, you get the Prince Albert vibes at Lorum(?) Prices