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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 5h

What is it that attracts anything human to RFK, Jr.?

I've heard of getting freaky, but this is ridiculous!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 5h

Another misfire from the Nobel Peace Prize on par with Kissinger!

Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 6h

Nobel Peace Prize recipient María Corina Machado appeared on Donald Trump Jr.’s podcast.

She touted the oil reserves in Venezuela (the largest in the world) and vowed to privatize the oil industry to enable American corporations to exploit and profit from the country’s resources if she gains power.

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 6h

Poetry Corner

"You don't look like a Greeley!"
So we will ignore your pleas
Won't free you, definitely
Hit you brutally with knees
fists, sticks, crowbars, what I see
You better not disagree
For you're mine, my arrestee
to throw in cell or in sea.
So, it will forever be
It's me for ICE, ICE for me

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 6h

Life Improvement Tips From George Washington:

80. Be not tedious in discourse or in reading unless you find the company pleased therewith.

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 6h

Breaking Future News:

Russian Talking Heads Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones Shocked At Trump's Turn to Ukraine

"Don't worry, guys, I'll turn back in a week!"

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 6h

Yokai of the Day:

Biron--Long, white, jelly-like creatures, they enjoy rubbing their long tails against their victims' necks and heads. Just throw salt at them to make them disappear.

yokai.com/biron/

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 7h

The Techbros are making us even more isolated and alienated from ourselves to satisfy their weirdest nerd dreams.

Anyone who wants to fuck ChatGPT/chatbots needs serious therapy and a few good human friends, not more time on-line with these hateful peddlers of wispy phantasms.

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 7h

Proud Nazis in the open Scared shitless Nazis in secret

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 7h

Shake You Down by na na
(to Take on Me by a-ha)

Stalking today
I'll be like how all cats play
If you want a delay
I would say another K to undo
Eyeing a way
I'll be coming for the above, okay?

Shake you down (shake you down)
Shake down you (shake down you)
I'll adieu
In a sec or two

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 7h

Trump's more worried about people knowing ICE agents' identities than he is about them breaking into people's houses, beating them up and kidnapping them.

This man's identity is highly protected. Your civil rights? Not!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 7h

He needs no Novocaine. He's immune to all pain already!

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 7h

Perversive pedophile me
Tell me that you'll skate for me
Withhold like you'll never let it go
'Cause I'm leavin' on Epstein's plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
You sabe? I hate you know

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 7h

Leaving On Epstein's Plane
(Leaving on a Jet Plane John Denver)

All my nags are sacked, I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside Jeff's door
I hate to beefcake up for the small fry
But Lil' Don is waitin', watch dirty porn
Ears waxy, waitin' to be blown, So horn
Already I'm so goonsome I could die

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 8h

Ad:

ChatGPT will have have an AI Sam Altman whisper sweet nothings into your ear!

And more!

Coming this December!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 8h

Ad:

Politically Correct Sirens

For sale!

Cheap!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 9h

You cannot step into the same President's brains twice!
-Heraclitus

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 9h

Breaking Future News:

Trump Places All Media On The High School Paper Model

"with all articles, etc. approved by the top editor - me!"

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 10h

Eugenics and You
Border Wall between US and Cuba
The White Power Rangers
Orange Tanning Solution For Toddlers program
The Donald J Trump International Golf Course
Studies to prove inflatable costumes cause cancer
Antifa & Satanic Cults
Talks on George Soros as the Antichrist
Cat Lady epidemic

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 10h

Democratic programs:
Social Security
Medicare
Medicaid
Education
Anti-Government Corruption
FBI investigation of Right Wing terrorist groups
FDA investigation of wellness influencer claims

Republican programs:
Statues of Robert E. Lee's horse Traveller
Loving Uncle Adolf
Charlie Kirk Nat'l Shrine

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 10h

Trump plans to cut “egregious, semi-communist” programs that, he claims, Democrats hold dear.

“They’re never going to come back,” Trump said. “The Democrats are getting killed, and we’re going to have a list of them on Friday.”

“We’re not closing up Republican programs because we think they work."

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Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 10h

Israel will always find reasons to control Gaza and starve Gazans.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Israel limits aid and keeps Rafah crossing closed in dispute over hostage remains

Tensions high as Israel accuses Hamas of breaching agreement by withholding bodies of 24 hostages

www.theguardian.com

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 10h

AI art:

the pink slime of the art world if you pureed a garbage dump!

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 10h

Intercepted from the Hollywood Embassy:

Ambassador Voight,

The President would love a re-make of Lolita with him in the Humbert Humbert role and a variety of nymphet starlets as Lolita.

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 11h

Breaking Future News:

Charlie Kirk Canonized As Saint In Trumpianity

"Now, St. Charlie, patron saint of Internet trolls"

Michael Daniels @credoabsurdum.bsky.social · 11h

How long before Israel breaks the ceasefire or never even ceases fire?