Michael Daniels
@credoabsurdum.bsky.social
Credo Quia Absurdem Est: I believe it because it's ridiculous or I believe it because it's impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
So giving unlimited money with no strings attached to a paramilitary group backed by a paranoid dictator wasn't a good idea?
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
ICE Wants to Go After Dissenters as well as Immigrants
The Trump administration is being open about its plans to violate Americans’ First and Fourth Amendment rights.
www.brennancenter.org
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
So giving unlimited money with no strings attached to a paramilitary group backed by a paranoid dictator wasn't a good idea?
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
Kash Patel: 'The Make A Wish Director'...
Of course, it's for himself
Just like Trump!
www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...
Of course, it's for himself
Just like Trump!
www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...
MS NOW Hosts Visibly Shocked After Hearing Kash Patel's Apparent FBI Nickname
MS NOW hosts Jonathan Capehart and Euegene Daniels were visibly shocked hearing about FBI Director Kash Patel's travel schedule and an apparent nickname some colleagues utter behind his back.
www.yahoo.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Kash Patel: 'The Make A Wish Director'...
Of course, it's for himself
Just like Trump!
www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...
Of course, it's for himself
Just like Trump!
www.yahoo.com/news/videos/...
So, here we have two articles:
-One, the National Guard Shooter was radicalized in the US according to Noem
-Two, the shooter was part of a death squad in Afghanistan
Which one is pure propaganda?
Which one is more likely?
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
-One, the National Guard Shooter was radicalized in the US according to Noem
-Two, the shooter was part of a death squad in Afghanistan
Which one is pure propaganda?
Which one is more likely?
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
What were the Afghan "Zero Units" that sources say the shooting suspect worked for?
The "Zero Units" were considered by the U.S. and its international partners to be among Afghanistan's most trusted domestic forces.
www.yahoo.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
So, here we have two articles:
-One, the National Guard Shooter was radicalized in the US according to Noem
-Two, the shooter was part of a death squad in Afghanistan
Which one is pure propaganda?
Which one is more likely?
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
-One, the National Guard Shooter was radicalized in the US according to Noem
-Two, the shooter was part of a death squad in Afghanistan
Which one is pure propaganda?
Which one is more likely?
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Poetry Corner
The trouble with pride
The trouble with the indispensable country
Is the inability to see
the gaps that poor pour through
the shadows that cover up the hungry
the gleam that blinds us to flaws
the idea that there is no need to be more perfect
for what is more perfect than perfection?
The trouble with pride
The trouble with the indispensable country
Is the inability to see
the gaps that poor pour through
the shadows that cover up the hungry
the gleam that blinds us to flaws
the idea that there is no need to be more perfect
for what is more perfect than perfection?
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Poetry Corner
The trouble with pride
The trouble with the indispensable country
Is the inability to see
the gaps that poor pour through
the shadows that cover up the hungry
the gleam that blinds us to flaws
the idea that there is no need to be more perfect
for what is more perfect than perfection?
The trouble with pride
The trouble with the indispensable country
Is the inability to see
the gaps that poor pour through
the shadows that cover up the hungry
the gleam that blinds us to flaws
the idea that there is no need to be more perfect
for what is more perfect than perfection?
Breaking Future News:
Trump Says Peace Will Never Happen In Ukraine Until He Has A Multi-Billion Dollar Payday
Trump Says Peace Will Never Happen In Ukraine Until He Has A Multi-Billion Dollar Payday
December 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Breaking Future News:
Trump Says Peace Will Never Happen In Ukraine Until He Has A Multi-Billion Dollar Payday
Trump Says Peace Will Never Happen In Ukraine Until He Has A Multi-Billion Dollar Payday
Yokai of the Day:
Biwa bokuboku--A Japanese lute, becoming old enough, grows a human body and wanders off playing music on the street for money.
yokai.com/biwabokuboku/
Biwa bokuboku--A Japanese lute, becoming old enough, grows a human body and wanders off playing music on the street for money.
yokai.com/biwabokuboku/
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Biwa bokuboku--A Japanese lute, becoming old enough, grows a human body and wanders off playing music on the street for money.
yokai.com/biwabokuboku/
Biwa bokuboku--A Japanese lute, becoming old enough, grows a human body and wanders off playing music on the street for money.
yokai.com/biwabokuboku/
Bari Weiss
(to Edelweiss from The Sound of Music)
Bari Weiss - that's the price
For Ellison to agree
Blight, uptight, no daylight
No longer is Tiffany
Right winger shows
Corruption will grow
None will know forever...
Bari Weiss...
She's despised...
More press hacks for Trump's cover...
(to Edelweiss from The Sound of Music)
Bari Weiss - that's the price
For Ellison to agree
Blight, uptight, no daylight
No longer is Tiffany
Right winger shows
Corruption will grow
None will know forever...
Bari Weiss...
She's despised...
More press hacks for Trump's cover...
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Bari Weiss
(to Edelweiss from The Sound of Music)
Bari Weiss - that's the price
For Ellison to agree
Blight, uptight, no daylight
No longer is Tiffany
Right winger shows
Corruption will grow
None will know forever...
Bari Weiss...
She's despised...
More press hacks for Trump's cover...
(to Edelweiss from The Sound of Music)
Bari Weiss - that's the price
For Ellison to agree
Blight, uptight, no daylight
No longer is Tiffany
Right winger shows
Corruption will grow
None will know forever...
Bari Weiss...
She's despised...
More press hacks for Trump's cover...
The Home Depot
(to The Greatest Show from The Greatest Showman musical)
Don't go there unless you are colored White
Where ICE arrests anybody brown in sight
Looking for work is through, ICE is taking you
Oh, this is the Home Depot
(to The Greatest Show from The Greatest Showman musical)
Don't go there unless you are colored White
Where ICE arrests anybody brown in sight
Looking for work is through, ICE is taking you
Oh, this is the Home Depot
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The Home Depot
(to The Greatest Show from The Greatest Showman musical)
Don't go there unless you are colored White
Where ICE arrests anybody brown in sight
Looking for work is through, ICE is taking you
Oh, this is the Home Depot
(to The Greatest Show from The Greatest Showman musical)
Don't go there unless you are colored White
Where ICE arrests anybody brown in sight
Looking for work is through, ICE is taking you
Oh, this is the Home Depot
Back in '70's Again
(to Back in the Saddle Again by Gene Autry)
Trump's back in '70's again
He's back in '70's again
Where Dirty Harry's a friend (ooh)
YMCA's on the feed (ooh)
Welfare Queens are smokin' weed
He's back '70's again (ooh)
(to Back in the Saddle Again by Gene Autry)
Trump's back in '70's again
He's back in '70's again
Where Dirty Harry's a friend (ooh)
YMCA's on the feed (ooh)
Welfare Queens are smokin' weed
He's back '70's again (ooh)
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Back in '70's Again
(to Back in the Saddle Again by Gene Autry)
Trump's back in '70's again
He's back in '70's again
Where Dirty Harry's a friend (ooh)
YMCA's on the feed (ooh)
Welfare Queens are smokin' weed
He's back '70's again (ooh)
(to Back in the Saddle Again by Gene Autry)
Trump's back in '70's again
He's back in '70's again
Where Dirty Harry's a friend (ooh)
YMCA's on the feed (ooh)
Welfare Queens are smokin' weed
He's back '70's again (ooh)
Crime After Crime
(to Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper)
Lyin' on TV, out of my mouth drug terrorist spew
Blot out fishermen, say delusions, nothing true
Attack, pull shit out of my behind
Propaganda's all you see
Crime after-
(to Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper)
Lyin' on TV, out of my mouth drug terrorist spew
Blot out fishermen, say delusions, nothing true
Attack, pull shit out of my behind
Propaganda's all you see
Crime after-
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Crime After Crime
(to Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper)
Lyin' on TV, out of my mouth drug terrorist spew
Blot out fishermen, say delusions, nothing true
Attack, pull shit out of my behind
Propaganda's all you see
Crime after-
(to Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper)
Lyin' on TV, out of my mouth drug terrorist spew
Blot out fishermen, say delusions, nothing true
Attack, pull shit out of my behind
Propaganda's all you see
Crime after-
Oh... (rifles through law books) 'activist judges' are acceptable on the 'X' playground but not in the law court.
Disobeying a judge's order is breaking the law you pretend so much to be triumphing!
Disobeying a judge's order is breaking the law you pretend so much to be triumphing!
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Oh... (rifles through law books) 'activist judges' are acceptable on the 'X' playground but not in the law court.
Disobeying a judge's order is breaking the law you pretend so much to be triumphing!
Disobeying a judge's order is breaking the law you pretend so much to be triumphing!
Pardoned Crook of the Day:
When this criminal was jailed, the judge told David Gentile and America: ‘This is a warning to would-be fraudsters that seeking to get rich by taking advantage of investors gets you only a one-way ticket to jail.’ I guess not
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Pardoned Crook of the Day:
How this world is much worse than 1984:
-The Two-Minute Hate is now Two-Second Hates coming at you every second on-line!
-Telescreens are no longer on the wall of your living room revealing your actions to Big Brother. No, they are on every flat screen you gladly carry around revealing every
-The Two-Minute Hate is now Two-Second Hates coming at you every second on-line!
-Telescreens are no longer on the wall of your living room revealing your actions to Big Brother. No, they are on every flat screen you gladly carry around revealing every
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
How this world is much worse than 1984:
-The Two-Minute Hate is now Two-Second Hates coming at you every second on-line!
-Telescreens are no longer on the wall of your living room revealing your actions to Big Brother. No, they are on every flat screen you gladly carry around revealing every
-The Two-Minute Hate is now Two-Second Hates coming at you every second on-line!
-Telescreens are no longer on the wall of your living room revealing your actions to Big Brother. No, they are on every flat screen you gladly carry around revealing every
An elevator full of losers!
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
An elevator full of losers!
Hit him with milk and you have brioche!
France’s far-right leader hit by egg, days after flour attack
French far-right leader hit on the head with an egg
Jordan Bardella, leader of France’s far-right National Rally party, was hit on the head with an egg Saturday, just days after another incident in which a protester threw flour at him.
www.ctvnews.ca
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hit him with milk and you have brioche!
Trump is a super Grinch!
Not only is his heart three sizes too small
but his brain, too!
Not only is his heart three sizes too small
but his brain, too!
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Trump is a super Grinch!
Not only is his heart three sizes too small
but his brain, too!
Not only is his heart three sizes too small
but his brain, too!
Breaking Future News:
Trump: 'Make Money, Not War' Solution For Ukraine Conflict Or 'Let's Burn All The Dead To Make Crypto Together!'
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
Trump: 'Make Money, Not War' Solution For Ukraine Conflict Or 'Let's Burn All The Dead To Make Crypto Together!'
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
Make Money Not War: Trump’s Real Plan for Peace in Ukraine
The Kremlin pitched the White House on peace through business. To Europe’s dismay, the president and his envoy are on board.
www.wsj.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Breaking Future News:
Trump: 'Make Money, Not War' Solution For Ukraine Conflict Or 'Let's Burn All The Dead To Make Crypto Together!'
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
Trump: 'Make Money, Not War' Solution For Ukraine Conflict Or 'Let's Burn All The Dead To Make Crypto Together!'
www.wsj.com/world/russia...
Yokai of the Day:
Katawaguruma--Appearing as a naked woman on a burning ox-cart wheel, it rolls throughout the land in search of impure souls to drag back to its demon masters. Anyone who sees one is cursed heavily for all their life.
yokai.com/katawaguruma/
Katawaguruma--Appearing as a naked woman on a burning ox-cart wheel, it rolls throughout the land in search of impure souls to drag back to its demon masters. Anyone who sees one is cursed heavily for all their life.
yokai.com/katawaguruma/
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Katawaguruma--Appearing as a naked woman on a burning ox-cart wheel, it rolls throughout the land in search of impure souls to drag back to its demon masters. Anyone who sees one is cursed heavily for all their life.
yokai.com/katawaguruma/
Katawaguruma--Appearing as a naked woman on a burning ox-cart wheel, it rolls throughout the land in search of impure souls to drag back to its demon masters. Anyone who sees one is cursed heavily for all their life.
yokai.com/katawaguruma/
Ad:
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. here!
You know, over the holidays, me and the family get together for a wonderful feast.
The centerpiece is a 'Bea-oss-at' or a roadkill beaver stuffed with a opossum stuffed with several rats!
Yummers!
Plus a natural fur coat and rat tail necklace for the wife, too!
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. here!
You know, over the holidays, me and the family get together for a wonderful feast.
The centerpiece is a 'Bea-oss-at' or a roadkill beaver stuffed with a opossum stuffed with several rats!
Yummers!
Plus a natural fur coat and rat tail necklace for the wife, too!
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ad:
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. here!
You know, over the holidays, me and the family get together for a wonderful feast.
The centerpiece is a 'Bea-oss-at' or a roadkill beaver stuffed with a opossum stuffed with several rats!
Yummers!
Plus a natural fur coat and rat tail necklace for the wife, too!
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. here!
You know, over the holidays, me and the family get together for a wonderful feast.
The centerpiece is a 'Bea-oss-at' or a roadkill beaver stuffed with a opossum stuffed with several rats!
Yummers!
Plus a natural fur coat and rat tail necklace for the wife, too!
Trump bases everything in his soul on everything he hates.
Hate is the only thing that gets him up in the morning and fuels him throughout the day and infiltrates all his dreams at night.
Imagine a Twilight Zone episode in which he wakes up one day and all he's hated in his life is gone.
CRASH!
Hate is the only thing that gets him up in the morning and fuels him throughout the day and infiltrates all his dreams at night.
Imagine a Twilight Zone episode in which he wakes up one day and all he's hated in his life is gone.
CRASH!
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trump bases everything in his soul on everything he hates.
Hate is the only thing that gets him up in the morning and fuels him throughout the day and infiltrates all his dreams at night.
Imagine a Twilight Zone episode in which he wakes up one day and all he's hated in his life is gone.
CRASH!
Hate is the only thing that gets him up in the morning and fuels him throughout the day and infiltrates all his dreams at night.
Imagine a Twilight Zone episode in which he wakes up one day and all he's hated in his life is gone.
CRASH!
Venezuela is Spanish for Ukraine!
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Venezuela is Spanish for Ukraine!
Breaking Future News:
Trump Appeases The Elder Gods With Reality Peace Plan Similar To Ukraine One
-Trump: "All I can say to our eldritch overlords, 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.'"
Trump Appeases The Elder Gods With Reality Peace Plan Similar To Ukraine One
-Trump: "All I can say to our eldritch overlords, 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.'"
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Breaking Future News:
Trump Appeases The Elder Gods With Reality Peace Plan Similar To Ukraine One
-Trump: "All I can say to our eldritch overlords, 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.'"
Trump Appeases The Elder Gods With Reality Peace Plan Similar To Ukraine One
-Trump: "All I can say to our eldritch overlords, 'Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.'"
Trump wants to look like Zohran...
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Trump wants to look like Zohran...
Trump said he “hadn’t given it any thought, but it sounds like something I could do.”
Pure Sleazebag!
Trump: 'If you bury her near the 17th hole, I'll try to birdie in her memory!'
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Pure Sleazebag!
Trump: 'If you bury her near the 17th hole, I'll try to birdie in her memory!'
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump Gives Jaw-Dropping Answer on Attending Slain National Guard Member’s Funeral
President Donald Trump responded to a question about whether he will attend the funeral of a National Guard member killed in Washington, D.C., by bragging about his electoral success in her home state...
www.yahoo.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Trump said he “hadn’t given it any thought, but it sounds like something I could do.”
Pure Sleazebag!
Trump: 'If you bury her near the 17th hole, I'll try to birdie in her memory!'
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Pure Sleazebag!
Trump: 'If you bury her near the 17th hole, I'll try to birdie in her memory!'
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Ad:
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"Venezuela war?" 'Don't know anything'
"Double Depression?" 'Nope. What's that?'
"Our kids just died of hunger!" 'Who are you again?'
Mike Johnson Therapy. For the stress-free life!
At Mike Johnson Therapy, we reduce stress by ignoring everything around us all the time.
"Venezuela war?" 'Don't know anything'
"Double Depression?" 'Nope. What's that?'
"Our kids just died of hunger!" 'Who are you again?'
Mike Johnson Therapy. For the stress-free life!
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ad:
At Mike Johnson Therapy, we reduce stress by ignoring everything around us all the time.
"Venezuela war?" 'Don't know anything'
"Double Depression?" 'Nope. What's that?'
"Our kids just died of hunger!" 'Who are you again?'
Mike Johnson Therapy. For the stress-free life!
At Mike Johnson Therapy, we reduce stress by ignoring everything around us all the time.
"Venezuela war?" 'Don't know anything'
"Double Depression?" 'Nope. What's that?'
"Our kids just died of hunger!" 'Who are you again?'
Mike Johnson Therapy. For the stress-free life!