Michael Daniels
@credoabsurdum.bsky.social
Credo Quia Absurdem Est: I believe it because it's ridiculous or I believe it because it's impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
I believe in both, the ridiculous and the impossible.
Yokai of the Day:
Biwa bokuboku--A Japanese lute, becoming old enough, grows a human body and wanders off playing music on the street for money.
yokai.com/biwabokuboku/
Biwa bokuboku--A Japanese lute, becoming old enough, grows a human body and wanders off playing music on the street for money.
yokai.com/biwabokuboku/
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Biwa bokuboku--A Japanese lute, becoming old enough, grows a human body and wanders off playing music on the street for money.
yokai.com/biwabokuboku/
Biwa bokuboku--A Japanese lute, becoming old enough, grows a human body and wanders off playing music on the street for money.
yokai.com/biwabokuboku/
Bari Weiss
(to Edelweiss from The Sound of Music)
Bari Weiss - that's the price
For Ellison to agree
Blight, uptight, no daylight
No longer is Tiffany
Right winger shows
Corruption will grow
None will know forever...
Bari Weiss...
She's despised...
More press hacks for Trump's cover...
(to Edelweiss from The Sound of Music)
Bari Weiss - that's the price
For Ellison to agree
Blight, uptight, no daylight
No longer is Tiffany
Right winger shows
Corruption will grow
None will know forever...
Bari Weiss...
She's despised...
More press hacks for Trump's cover...
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Bari Weiss
(to Edelweiss from The Sound of Music)
Bari Weiss - that's the price
For Ellison to agree
Blight, uptight, no daylight
No longer is Tiffany
Right winger shows
Corruption will grow
None will know forever...
Bari Weiss...
She's despised...
More press hacks for Trump's cover...
(to Edelweiss from The Sound of Music)
Bari Weiss - that's the price
For Ellison to agree
Blight, uptight, no daylight
No longer is Tiffany
Right winger shows
Corruption will grow
None will know forever...
Bari Weiss...
She's despised...
More press hacks for Trump's cover...
They White it up, Better not come brown
Protestors can't stop them now
Watching it come true, ICE is coming for you
Oh, this is the Home Depot
Protestors can't stop them now
Watching it come true, ICE is coming for you
Oh, this is the Home Depot
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They White it up, Better not come brown
Protestors can't stop them now
Watching it come true, ICE is coming for you
Oh, this is the Home Depot
Protestors can't stop them now
Watching it come true, ICE is coming for you
Oh, this is the Home Depot
Ayatollah's once more (ooh)
Carter is just a snore (ooh)
Where gangs roam the streets at night (ooh)
And commies on news gaslight
Back in '70's again (ooh)
Carter is just a snore (ooh)
Where gangs roam the streets at night (ooh)
And commies on news gaslight
Back in '70's again (ooh)
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ayatollah's once more (ooh)
Carter is just a snore (ooh)
Where gangs roam the streets at night (ooh)
And commies on news gaslight
Back in '70's again (ooh)
Carter is just a snore (ooh)
Where gangs roam the streets at night (ooh)
And commies on news gaslight
Back in '70's again (ooh)
Crime after crime
Justice tossed, all are crooks, they're obscenity
Crime after crime
They will stall, They'll lie for you, They're red-baiting
Crime after crime
Justice tossed, all are crooks, they're obscenity
Crime after crime
They will stall, They'll lie for you, They're red-baiting
Crime after crime
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Crime after crime
Justice tossed, all are crooks, they're obscenity
Crime after crime
They will stall, They'll lie for you, They're red-baiting
Crime after crime
Justice tossed, all are crooks, they're obscenity
Crime after crime
They will stall, They'll lie for you, They're red-baiting
Crime after crime
Ignoring court orders, I'm painting my haters red
It's bullshit to me, I call judges deadheads
They say 'stop', I say 'go', schedule's behind
No justice is streamlined
If trial's lost, show bankbook, then Trump sets you free
Crime after crime
If you lie, he will spring you, no debating
It's bullshit to me, I call judges deadheads
They say 'stop', I say 'go', schedule's behind
No justice is streamlined
If trial's lost, show bankbook, then Trump sets you free
Crime after crime
If you lie, he will spring you, no debating
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ignoring court orders, I'm painting my haters red
It's bullshit to me, I call judges deadheads
They say 'stop', I say 'go', schedule's behind
No justice is streamlined
If trial's lost, show bankbook, then Trump sets you free
Crime after crime
If you lie, he will spring you, no debating
It's bullshit to me, I call judges deadheads
They say 'stop', I say 'go', schedule's behind
No justice is streamlined
If trial's lost, show bankbook, then Trump sets you free
Crime after crime
If you lie, he will spring you, no debating
Crime After Crime
(to Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper)
Lyin' on TV, out of my mouth drug terrorist spew
Blot out fishermen, say delusions, nothing true
Attack, pull shit out of my behind
Propaganda's all you see
Crime after-
(to Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper)
Lyin' on TV, out of my mouth drug terrorist spew
Blot out fishermen, say delusions, nothing true
Attack, pull shit out of my behind
Propaganda's all you see
Crime after-
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Crime After Crime
(to Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper)
Lyin' on TV, out of my mouth drug terrorist spew
Blot out fishermen, say delusions, nothing true
Attack, pull shit out of my behind
Propaganda's all you see
Crime after-
(to Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper)
Lyin' on TV, out of my mouth drug terrorist spew
Blot out fishermen, say delusions, nothing true
Attack, pull shit out of my behind
Propaganda's all you see
Crime after-
An elevator full of losers!
November 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
An elevator full of losers!
Trump is a super Grinch!
Not only is his heart three sizes too small
but his brain, too!
Not only is his heart three sizes too small
but his brain, too!
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Trump is a super Grinch!
Not only is his heart three sizes too small
but his brain, too!
Not only is his heart three sizes too small
but his brain, too!
Yokai of the Day:
Katawaguruma--Appearing as a naked woman on a burning ox-cart wheel, it rolls throughout the land in search of impure souls to drag back to its demon masters. Anyone who sees one is cursed heavily for all their life.
yokai.com/katawaguruma/
Katawaguruma--Appearing as a naked woman on a burning ox-cart wheel, it rolls throughout the land in search of impure souls to drag back to its demon masters. Anyone who sees one is cursed heavily for all their life.
yokai.com/katawaguruma/
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Katawaguruma--Appearing as a naked woman on a burning ox-cart wheel, it rolls throughout the land in search of impure souls to drag back to its demon masters. Anyone who sees one is cursed heavily for all their life.
yokai.com/katawaguruma/
Katawaguruma--Appearing as a naked woman on a burning ox-cart wheel, it rolls throughout the land in search of impure souls to drag back to its demon masters. Anyone who sees one is cursed heavily for all their life.
yokai.com/katawaguruma/
Trump bases everything in his soul on everything he hates.
Hate is the only thing that gets him up in the morning and fuels him throughout the day and infiltrates all his dreams at night.
Imagine a Twilight Zone episode in which he wakes up one day and all he's hated in his life is gone.
CRASH!
Hate is the only thing that gets him up in the morning and fuels him throughout the day and infiltrates all his dreams at night.
Imagine a Twilight Zone episode in which he wakes up one day and all he's hated in his life is gone.
CRASH!
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Trump bases everything in his soul on everything he hates.
Hate is the only thing that gets him up in the morning and fuels him throughout the day and infiltrates all his dreams at night.
Imagine a Twilight Zone episode in which he wakes up one day and all he's hated in his life is gone.
CRASH!
Hate is the only thing that gets him up in the morning and fuels him throughout the day and infiltrates all his dreams at night.
Imagine a Twilight Zone episode in which he wakes up one day and all he's hated in his life is gone.
CRASH!
...but he will always be Despicable Me!
(Someone get him a striped scarf!)
(Someone get him a striped scarf!)
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
...but he will always be Despicable Me!
(Someone get him a striped scarf!)
(Someone get him a striped scarf!)
Trump wants to look like Zohran...
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Trump wants to look like Zohran...
Breaking Future News:
Neville Trumperlain Ensures 'Peace In Our Time'
www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
Neville Trumperlain Ensures 'Peace In Our Time'
www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Breaking Future News:
Neville Trumperlain Ensures 'Peace In Our Time'
www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
Neville Trumperlain Ensures 'Peace In Our Time'
www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
Yokai of the Day:
Ubume--When a woman dies around childbirth, anxiety about her child may keep her spirit from going on. Thus, this hideous ghost may try to help the child throughout their life or point out to strangers where her baby is hidden away.
yokai.com/ubume/
Ubume--When a woman dies around childbirth, anxiety about her child may keep her spirit from going on. Thus, this hideous ghost may try to help the child throughout their life or point out to strangers where her baby is hidden away.
yokai.com/ubume/
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Ubume--When a woman dies around childbirth, anxiety about her child may keep her spirit from going on. Thus, this hideous ghost may try to help the child throughout their life or point out to strangers where her baby is hidden away.
yokai.com/ubume/
Ubume--When a woman dies around childbirth, anxiety about her child may keep her spirit from going on. Thus, this hideous ghost may try to help the child throughout their life or point out to strangers where her baby is hidden away.
yokai.com/ubume/
Hegseth's a plague
Your thoughts are just a shart
Hegseth's a plague
You, your ass has completely disowned
Your thoughts are just a shart
Hegseth's a plague
You, your ass has completely disowned
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hegseth's a plague
Your thoughts are just a shart
Hegseth's a plague
You, your ass has completely disowned
Your thoughts are just a shart
Hegseth's a plague
You, your ass has completely disowned
Oh, you better throw lunch, you better decry
You better call out, I'm telling you why
Trump's flawed lawyers keep falling down
You better call out, I'm telling you why
Trump's flawed lawyers keep falling down
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Oh, you better throw lunch, you better decry
You better call out, I'm telling you why
Trump's flawed lawyers keep falling down
You better call out, I'm telling you why
Trump's flawed lawyers keep falling down
And he starts to freeze into rightwing cliches before our eyes
He's paralyzed!
'Cause this is Miller, Miller shite
And no one's gonna save him as the beast people dislike
You know it's Miller, Miller shite
He's promoting his life as a two-bit shiller, Miller tonight, yeah
Ooh
He's paralyzed!
'Cause this is Miller, Miller shite
And no one's gonna save him as the beast people dislike
You know it's Miller, Miller shite
He's promoting his life as a two-bit shiller, Miller tonight, yeah
Ooh
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
And he starts to freeze into rightwing cliches before our eyes
He's paralyzed!
'Cause this is Miller, Miller shite
And no one's gonna save him as the beast people dislike
You know it's Miller, Miller shite
He's promoting his life as a two-bit shiller, Miller tonight, yeah
Ooh
He's paralyzed!
'Cause this is Miller, Miller shite
And no one's gonna save him as the beast people dislike
You know it's Miller, Miller shite
He's promoting his life as a two-bit shiller, Miller tonight, yeah
Ooh
Yokai of the Day:
Yonaki ishi--A stone or boulder which cries loudly at night, it is often due to the spirit of someone who was killed nearby. There's a famous boulder in Shizuoka that led to an Inigo Montoya moment.
yokai.com/yonakiishi/
Yonaki ishi--A stone or boulder which cries loudly at night, it is often due to the spirit of someone who was killed nearby. There's a famous boulder in Shizuoka that led to an Inigo Montoya moment.
yokai.com/yonakiishi/
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yokai of the Day:
Yonaki ishi--A stone or boulder which cries loudly at night, it is often due to the spirit of someone who was killed nearby. There's a famous boulder in Shizuoka that led to an Inigo Montoya moment.
yokai.com/yonakiishi/
Yonaki ishi--A stone or boulder which cries loudly at night, it is often due to the spirit of someone who was killed nearby. There's a famous boulder in Shizuoka that led to an Inigo Montoya moment.
yokai.com/yonakiishi/
Yokai of the Day:
Kūko--When a fox spirit reaches 3000 years old, it mellows into this benign, powerful creature losing its tail and taking on more human features. As well, it gains telepathy and clairvoyancy, fortunately to help people around it.
yokai.com/kuuko/
Kūko--When a fox spirit reaches 3000 years old, it mellows into this benign, powerful creature losing its tail and taking on more human features. As well, it gains telepathy and clairvoyancy, fortunately to help people around it.
yokai.com/kuuko/
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Kūko--When a fox spirit reaches 3000 years old, it mellows into this benign, powerful creature losing its tail and taking on more human features. As well, it gains telepathy and clairvoyancy, fortunately to help people around it.
yokai.com/kuuko/
Kūko--When a fox spirit reaches 3000 years old, it mellows into this benign, powerful creature losing its tail and taking on more human features. As well, it gains telepathy and clairvoyancy, fortunately to help people around it.
yokai.com/kuuko/
Yokai of the Day:
Chimi--Living in wild areas, these creatures have human faces and beast bodies. They are known to feast on the bodies of the dead and can trick people to lose their way on the trail, right into their bellies.
yokai.com/chimi/
Chimi--Living in wild areas, these creatures have human faces and beast bodies. They are known to feast on the bodies of the dead and can trick people to lose their way on the trail, right into their bellies.
yokai.com/chimi/
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Chimi--Living in wild areas, these creatures have human faces and beast bodies. They are known to feast on the bodies of the dead and can trick people to lose their way on the trail, right into their bellies.
yokai.com/chimi/
Chimi--Living in wild areas, these creatures have human faces and beast bodies. They are known to feast on the bodies of the dead and can trick people to lose their way on the trail, right into their bellies.
yokai.com/chimi/
Won't Cry For You, Bolsonaro
(Don't Cry for Me Argentina from Evita)
Won't cry for you, Bolsonaro
The truth is, we never liked you
All through COVID days, your mad persistence
You've new premises
Don't post your new dance
(Don't Cry for Me Argentina from Evita)
Won't cry for you, Bolsonaro
The truth is, we never liked you
All through COVID days, your mad persistence
You've new premises
Don't post your new dance
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Won't Cry For You, Bolsonaro
(Don't Cry for Me Argentina from Evita)
Won't cry for you, Bolsonaro
The truth is, we never liked you
All through COVID days, your mad persistence
You've new premises
Don't post your new dance
(Don't Cry for Me Argentina from Evita)
Won't cry for you, Bolsonaro
The truth is, we never liked you
All through COVID days, your mad persistence
You've new premises
Don't post your new dance
Well, I ignore pain and rant all night
Hustling everyone in sight
I pick myself up when I have ennui
I say, "Come on, man, there's much more to deceive."
Well, I'm not the world's most obstinate guy
But when you give me my bribe, well, I always count all my Moola
Moo-Moo-Moo-Moo-Moola
Hustling everyone in sight
I pick myself up when I have ennui
I say, "Come on, man, there's much more to deceive."
Well, I'm not the world's most obstinate guy
But when you give me my bribe, well, I always count all my Moola
Moo-Moo-Moo-Moo-Moola
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Well, I ignore pain and rant all night
Hustling everyone in sight
I pick myself up when I have ennui
I say, "Come on, man, there's much more to deceive."
Well, I'm not the world's most obstinate guy
But when you give me my bribe, well, I always count all my Moola
Moo-Moo-Moo-Moo-Moola
Hustling everyone in sight
I pick myself up when I have ennui
I say, "Come on, man, there's much more to deceive."
Well, I'm not the world's most obstinate guy
But when you give me my bribe, well, I always count all my Moola
Moo-Moo-Moo-Moo-Moola
My favorite Star Wars?
Pigs In Space
Hardware Wars
Spaceballs
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Weird Al - Yoda
Pigs In Space
Hardware Wars
Spaceballs
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Weird Al - Yoda
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
My favorite Star Wars?
Pigs In Space
Hardware Wars
Spaceballs
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Weird Al - Yoda
Pigs In Space
Hardware Wars
Spaceballs
Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Weird Al - Yoda
Yokai of the Day:
Ippondatara--This one-legged, one-eyed creature living in the mountains around Nara and Wakayama, is usually a shy creature. However, every December 20th, it goes crazy and stomps anyone in the woods flat. So stay out of the forest, then!
yokai.com/ippondatara/
Ippondatara--This one-legged, one-eyed creature living in the mountains around Nara and Wakayama, is usually a shy creature. However, every December 20th, it goes crazy and stomps anyone in the woods flat. So stay out of the forest, then!
yokai.com/ippondatara/
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yokai of the Day:
Ippondatara--This one-legged, one-eyed creature living in the mountains around Nara and Wakayama, is usually a shy creature. However, every December 20th, it goes crazy and stomps anyone in the woods flat. So stay out of the forest, then!
yokai.com/ippondatara/
Ippondatara--This one-legged, one-eyed creature living in the mountains around Nara and Wakayama, is usually a shy creature. However, every December 20th, it goes crazy and stomps anyone in the woods flat. So stay out of the forest, then!
yokai.com/ippondatara/