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she/her. veronica/crimes. MDNI. florida-based trans musician and artist. #1 angst queen. living art project. they put that party in me! music + ticket links here: https://linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 23d
cut the veins open and from them we spill
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 4h
[orphan pirate voice] i swear, every year i get more and more like my parrots
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 4h
park bathroom place
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 4h
in gay monopoly community chest is replaced with community bath
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 6h
a youtube thumbnail created in a lab to specifically appeal near-exclusively to age 38-62 men who are either divorced or about to be
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 13h
aux cord penis, bluetooth balls
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 9h
just saw two skinless green people. ufo men?
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 10h
in honor of diane keaton i remember my dianedemonium last year, a binge which made me write things like “keaton performs with 50 cent and kisses a frog” and “i’m coated in this feeling i get from time to time on some nights, like all the world is about to go away and i’ve simply forgotten to die”
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 11h
yes
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · Feb 14
i’m being irradiated at the fair
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · Jan 30
[grinning at my nemesis who just wound up in a full body cast] and don’t you worry about a thing — i’ll be taking your wife to the fair tonight, just like you’d planned on. after all, wouldn’t want her — *alone*, would we???
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 13h
wandering around in lands of beauty and sadness
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 13h
aux cord penis, bluetooth balls
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 13h
taking a bus from florida to alaska and it drops me off directly in front of an empty igloo and i crawl inside of the igloo and i lay down and immediately die as the sky beyond my icy tomb turns purple and pink and magenta and emerald and blue, the michelin man grins
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 13h
i saw a wolfman and a dracula and a mummy and a ghost all attacking neighborhood homes demanding offerings from those inside, and we call this heinous practice “trick or treating”????
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 13h
the wolfman’s caress is no friend of mine, pal
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 13h
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 14h
may good days, come YOUR way
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 15h
getting blackout drunk with alec baldwin and awaking beside him on a ferris wheel in an abandoned carnival as gary busey, down below, stands at the levers and smiles
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
if i was a politician i would simply change my name to free icecream to make everyone vote for me
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
i’m running around in the dark
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
richard jewell is being added to avengers: secret wars
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
engaging in nocturnal activities
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
they bleached me, jerry
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
i’ll never stop being amazed at people who forget how to drive the second it rains, in florida, a place where it constantly rains
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 1d
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