EXEGESIS FREAK
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I study western esotericism for a living "they're like the Bill Nye of the occult" -Alfed Einstein
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cryptotheism.bsky.social
They should try calling up all the generals to call them gay little fat boys who are too pussy to kill civilians again. Maybe it will work the second time.
cryptotheism.bsky.social
People keep asking me if vampires can drink the blood of Christ: it depends if the priest was Catholic or Protestant. If that wine is transubstantiated, it kills the vampire. Protestant? Vampire gets drunk.
cryptotheism.bsky.social
Hey I'm having a ritual sword made soon. I already know what I want as an inscription. Do you all have any suggestions for other shit I could add to it?
cryptotheism.bsky.social
Magic is almost always the result of one group trying to Other another group. However, they almost always write down that this decision was made, and the other group doesn't usually go away. This has long term consequences.
cryptotheism.bsky.social
Nobody is fucking with my puzzle labyrinth anymore
cryptotheism.bsky.social
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Talking about the interregnum between the Hekhalot literature and the authorship of the Zohar
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cryptotheism.bsky.social
I don't know
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
cryptotheism.bsky.social
The human mind struggles to comprehend that which is good sometimes and bad sometimes.
cryptotheism.bsky.social
I mean the political theory people like Frantz Fanon, and his post-colonial and critical analysis of race as a social construct.
cryptotheism.bsky.social
READ FANON. GO READ SOMETHING WRITTEN BY A BLACK INTELLECTUAL. PLEASE.
cryptotheism.bsky.social
The West as an idea loves to deny Baghdad it's due.
cryptotheism.bsky.social
I saw Hasan Piker wield Yetzirah and produce a third grown dog to eat.
cryptotheism.bsky.social
The great razor of now and coming leftist politics will be "What no coherent theory of race does to a mfer." Many YouTuber types suffering from severe Fanon malnourishment.
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FATTY MEATS I DO REQUIRE

LEST I BLEED OUT AND EXPIRE

STRONG ASS WINE I WANT AND NEED

TO TELL MY KIN MY WILL AND DEED

PERSIAN SPEARS STRIKE HARD AND TRUE

SO ONLY MEATS AND WINE WILL DO

ROAST ON COALS AND FAT AS HELL

BEV'RAGE AT FULL STRENGTH AS WELL
cryptotheism.bsky.social
FATTY MEAT AND STRONG ASS WINE

HIT WITH PERSIAN SPEAR BUT FINE

STRONG ASS WINE AND FATTY MEAT

ANCIENT PERSIAN SPEAR DEFEAT
cryptotheism.bsky.social
Guy who just got hit with a Persian spear: only fatty meats and wine can save me
cryptotheism.bsky.social
Oh hey 1 year anniversary of balloon smp. It was fun to write that stuff.
cryptotheism.bsky.social
Guy who just got hit with a Persian spear: only fatty meats and wine can save me
cryptotheism.bsky.social
The best line in Moby Dick is when Ismael describes a whale with indigestion as if "baleful winds were holding a mad Christmas inside him"
cryptotheism.bsky.social
It seemed like Melville was doing it on purpose. Idk. I might be stupid.
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random allusions to whales
cryptotheism.bsky.social
"The woke left calls it a map of causality" [squints at the camera like he's confused]
cryptotheism.bsky.social
Toddling ambitiously towards my desires like a child towards an unsupervised firearm