BEDTIME POLEMICIST
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I study western esotericism for a living
"they're like the Bill Nye of the occult" -Alfed Einstein
"they're like the Bill Nye of the occult" -Alfed Einstein
Guy who will be remembered as a failed cartoonist turned burrito-based prolapse merchant: "My legacy will be my writing on religion."
January 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Guy who will be remembered as a failed cartoonist turned burrito-based prolapse merchant: "My legacy will be my writing on religion."
For one hour, all children across the nation will play the Dilberito flash game in quiet solidarity
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
For one hour, all children across the nation will play the Dilberito flash game in quiet solidarity
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Glad we don't have to deal with this shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Glad we don't have to deal with this shit anymore
One day we will annihilate a big sandwich together
January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
One day we will annihilate a big sandwich together
Today we sail the high seas of SPACE. Its Railjack time.
www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism
www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Today we sail the high seas of SPACE. Its Railjack time.
www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism
www.twitch.tv/cryptotheism
This maimai run is some of the hypest shit ever
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
This maimai run is some of the hypest shit ever
I will bring back the Transatlantic Fagcent
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I will bring back the Transatlantic Fagcent
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babylon 5 isn’t a band. It’s the planet where babys come from
January 8, 2026 at 3:31 PM
babylon 5 isn’t a band. It’s the planet where babys come from
There is a spiritual resonance between Bright 2017 and Ready Player One the book that I am not smart enough to articulate.
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
There is a spiritual resonance between Bright 2017 and Ready Player One the book that I am not smart enough to articulate.
Such a thing is not possible. You are a broken person.
Someone should animate something about a snarky depressed horse surrounded by people who don't understand him and want him to be happy but he's rude to them
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Such a thing is not possible. You are a broken person.
I might suggest Mongolian calligraphy
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I might suggest Mongolian calligraphy
Opinion piece writers salivating at the bit to tell you that kidnapping a head of state and starting a nakedly self-interested war is lowkey morally nuanced and kinda complicated as fuck.
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Opinion piece writers salivating at the bit to tell you that kidnapping a head of state and starting a nakedly self-interested war is lowkey morally nuanced and kinda complicated as fuck.
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CARTOON/BARTDIES.GIF
January 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM
CARTOON/BARTDIES.GIF
God this is actually so nostalgic as fuck for me. When my dad took me out for long drives he would burn a cd of this song and we would just sit there and vibe for like 8-10 hours not even saying anything just feeling the moment
January 2, 2026 at 10:37 PM
God this is actually so nostalgic as fuck for me. When my dad took me out for long drives he would burn a cd of this song and we would just sit there and vibe for like 8-10 hours not even saying anything just feeling the moment
Firstlosophy Friday of the year starts soon
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Firstlosophy Friday of the year starts soon
Wand of the Trench Enchanter
can't stop laughing at this fucking spring-based trench cube
January 2, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Wand of the Trench Enchanter
Hi. I'm queer and it sucks for me. I just don't talk about it much.
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Hi. I'm queer and it sucks for me. I just don't talk about it much.
How to discuss the history of magic, today on Patreon
www.patreon.com/posts/147180...
www.patreon.com/posts/147180...
January 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
How to discuss the history of magic, today on Patreon
www.patreon.com/posts/147180...
www.patreon.com/posts/147180...
Like credit where it's due, making an entire pastry out of the drippings from roasted meat, and then saucing it with the same reduced juices, that's a world historic move right there.
January 1, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Like credit where it's due, making an entire pastry out of the drippings from roasted meat, and then saucing it with the same reduced juices, that's a world historic move right there.
I just had a Yorkshire pudding so good it makes me want to forgive 0.05% of the English. Made with the drippings of a prime rib roast. Topped with the au jus. I get it. I get it now.
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I just had a Yorkshire pudding so good it makes me want to forgive 0.05% of the English. Made with the drippings of a prime rib roast. Topped with the au jus. I get it. I get it now.
I went to Mad At You Island and I killed and killed and killed and killed
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I went to Mad At You Island and I killed and killed and killed and killed
Matt harassing Rita off the site really was the final nail in the coffin
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Matt harassing Rita off the site really was the final nail in the coffin