For one hour, all children across the nation will play the Dilberito flash game in quiet solidarity

One day we will annihilate a big sandwich together

I might suggest Mongolian calligraphy

Hi. I'm queer and it sucks for me. I just don't talk about it much.

Like credit where it's due, making an entire pastry out of the drippings from roasted meat, and then saucing it with the same reduced juices, that's a world historic move right there.

Matt harassing Rita off the site really was the final nail in the coffin