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Some great Marcus moments in the B-sides of this one
We wouldn’t believe you if you did quite frankly
I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I was not added to the Red Sox Spring Training roster. (However, I was offered a four-year contract and Opening Day start for the Rockies)
Kim Kardashian reveals on her Instagram Stories that she didn’t pass the California bar exam.
Be honest, how long did you search my reply for puns
No I was completely serious. I know about acid attacks but yeah like you said, not as common over here so when I hear β€œacid” I think LSD. Not that being dosed against your will isn’t also something to be worried about.
I mean that’s a real accomplishment. I was always a dork but it took me until my late 20s before I was *truly* pretentious.
I totally misinterpreted that; I thought she was worried about someone dosing her with LSD
I know it’s not the important part of the story but I’m astounded that UAE allowed US authorities to make an arrest on UAE soil
NEWS: Former NFL star Antonio Brown was apprehended Thursday in Dubai by U.S. Marshals on an attempted murder charge, the Miami Police Department confirmed.

The former star wide receiver evaded authorities for more than four months.
I wish we’d seen Major Ryan again, I always love Bruce McGill
I try not to just comment on the appearance of MAGA people because it’s not important and fat/slut/body-shaming people is wrong no matter who. But this is…is this photo real? This has to be manipulated right?
laura loomer out here looking like 4 missing persons sewn together
This sounds suspiciously like what a cat would post 🀨
This might be the worst thing I’ve ever heard
I’m sorry for your loss.

(Also I hope it lightens your day to know my immediate thought was β€˜that is absolutely the mustache of an expert in 17th-century silver’)
This is what I always say when I’m trying on clothes
My only complaint with this set is that LEGO definitely has bald hair pieces for the minifigures and should have used one instead of leaving Picard with the LEGO peg head top
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β€˜a vote for mamdani is a vote for transgender for everybody’ β€” republicans

i would like my transgender to be of the zelda loving variety and i am available to accept delivery asap.
I am not in need of a transgender but if I’m getting a free one I’m happy to donate it to someone who needs it
I’ve never wanted to BOOP more
A fun fact l learned a few months ago: the actor who played the bomber Robert Carlsen in this episode was one of the people who ran against Newsom in the recall election
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Seeing a disgusting loser get his ass kicked all over New York City really makes me miss the Mets