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Colin Robinson

@fermiparasocks.bsky.social

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · Aug 30

What if we find out a windmill got his ass?

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 5h

Bro that’s not how you’re supposed to say that.

It’s so obvious that he’s incompetent. He can’t even lie about technical things. He lacks the vocabulary lmfaooo

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 5h

Im cool with a frog mascot. There are some aesthetic possibilities there

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 5h

“Love on the Tylenol” is a show where people with headaches go on speed dates with other people with headaches

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 5h

I’m gonna be our Scott Presler but less mane and tail

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 5h

No I’m confirming it. It’s true. I’m gonna go on Jesse watters and blow the whole thing wide open

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 5h

It’s democrat hoaxes all the way down folks. All the way down to gay satan

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 5h

If cancel culture was real you wouldn’t see a single person performing in Saudi Arabia. That’s why I’m calling it another democrat hoax

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 6h

Daddy demands more flesh

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 6h

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 8h

i do learning content now

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Phryne @fisherfan.bsky.social · 8h

I had to look it up, and I have vaguely been enlightened

loudwire.com/why-is-it-ca...

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 8h

bad bunny has the opportunity to do the funniest collab of all time

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 8h

move one inch at a time
don't make shit rhyme

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 8h

My friend had a dog named dixie growing up. I’ve never gotten to tell my leftists friends about her for fear of cancellation

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 8h

bad bunny should bring out the chicks. you know, the dixie ones

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 8h

I got in a scissor fight and somehow cut myself lmao

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 8h

so tell me what’s the price to pay for glory?

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 9h

in 3rd grade i got cancelled for my FAFO land before time take

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 9h

if we want to win we have to start standing around like this

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 9h

both of yall think your all that and a bukkake of jizz and its disgusting

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 9h

sex is cool and all but have you ever driven at night?

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 9h

we're a hot country rn

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 9h

"whats the big deal?? we made sure the bullets were pepper"

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 9h

personally, i refuse to lose to the spike protein people and that's just all there is to it

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 9h

you cannot in good faith tell me that RFK passes the sniff test

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