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Colin Robinson

@fermiparasocks.bsky.social

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · Aug 30

What if we find out a windmill got his ass?

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Gradgar @gradgar.bsky.social · 2h

I GOT IT!

*rips the tag off a mattress*

Look at me. I am the radical left now.

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 3h

Who is this mysterious radical left, John Oliver?

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 12h

I don’t even like admitting it even though it’s true. Can’t separate the art from the artist on that one tho. Just not possible

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 12h

I kid I kid. We do a little trolling 😍

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 12h

That’s because you were listening to amber is the color of your energy or some shit 🤣

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 14h

Life during wartime. 🥴

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 12h

My cats think I exist to pick their eye boogers and call them made up onomatopoeias

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h

They always stand on top of a roof a few days before someone gets popped. Just recognizing a pattern here

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16h

Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h

I’m in a bengal tangle

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h

“I play real sports I’m not trying to be the best at exercising”

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h

a man with a cross necklace is laughing in front of a screen that says max

ALT: a man with a cross necklace is laughing in front of a screen that says max

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h

Needs a refund

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h

Yes, Bluesky can be cringe but I can fix them

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h

Rushed off to that great debate in the dirt

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h

I watched some whole ass documentary about the place where they filmed it. I remember thinking I would have totally lived there for a year with my stoner buddy and hot scientist ladies lmao

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h

Trump is the lostprophets guy of Americans

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h

I remember loving this and biodome lmao

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 13h

Those days are over. T swift looking anxiously 🤣

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 14h

What is he a fucking catalytic converter? Lmao

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 14h

I’m a shapeshifter

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 14h

KIDS ROCKKKKKKKKKK

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 14h

Sadly it looks like bulimia might have a Kristi Noem disorder

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 14h

Speaking of fucking around and finding out, we found out that the president of Puerto Rico rapes kids

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Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 14h

Bro put me on to black eyed peas and flo rida what ever happened to him?

Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social · 14h

They’re shooting the dogs and crickets of the people that live there!

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