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Weird Al Jazeera

@cyberstalin.bsky.social

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · May 13

WHAT TOP FIVE ARE YOU SMOKING ON AUGUSTUS? MINE IS DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN, DIOCLETIAN!

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 1h

Really, none of you appreciated Weird Al Jazeera?

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 1h

Like do they think you'll just be cool with it lmfao what the fuck

Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 2h

Found in the men's room lol

Drug baggie stuck to the wall of a bathroom stall

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 2h

I hate that men's fashion is basically just Some Guy core

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 2h

Today I'm not passing as much as I usually do and idk why

Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 2h

Yes!! It's like the Gaby Amarantos album I was talking Abt earlier, it plays like a DJ set

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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 2h

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 2h

People who cut in line genuinely make me so angry, especially when they pretend they're not doing anything. This woman wanted to check something in front of me and then her mother stood directly in front of me like she had been there the whole time. Girl. Can we not

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 2h

It's really ironic lol, idk I'm into how self aware he is

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah it's the one he put out this year, and I fucking LOVE THIS SONG

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 2h

Paper and textiles are like abusively expensive right now what the fuck

Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 2h

I've walked around the whole store like a billion times and no one's come up to me demanding I buy a thing, nor will I except this grab bag of beads

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MashedBex ✨ @bexmashaba.bsky.social · 6h

please?

$0/50

MashedBex ✨ @bexmashaba.bsky.social · 6h

hey friends,

i hate to ask again, but could anyone spot me $30-50 for food please?

still waiting for my snap benefits to be restored and i have nothing left to eat 🙏🏽 hopeful to get a parcel from the foodbank next week -they've offered to deliver ❤️

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 2h

That latest Skrillex is actually fire

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 2h

Do they not have pliers here....

Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 3h

Aight I didn't take Nico cuz it's just a hair too warm out

Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 3h

Sim tá de graça, tava 25 ontem!!

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Priapocalypse @priapocalypse.bsky.social · 3h

Because being an agent of propaganda is much more lucrative now. Ppl like this -many, many journos- have chosen selfishness. They’ve decided that money is more important than honesty.

This is, of course, what's happening across the board. Morality, honesty, decency - all have been sold.

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 3h

HUH

Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah this fucking STINKS. Why is the journalist for foreign affairs talking about another publication like this

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[LVL 35]Alsvid Wotansdottir🔵 @alsvid.bsky.social · 9h

Thisis what a government intelligence agent looks like, btw. Usually pretends to be a journalist of some kind. Posts obviously fake stuff and leaves it there even after being told not to do so. Has tens of thousands of followers. I saw lots of this type of Twitter in the past.

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 3h

He would be tbh

Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 3h

Motherfucker you could live at the mall

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 3h

LABUBUS ARE FIFTEEN REAIS IM SO GODDAMN TEMPTED

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 3h

Debating taking Nico with me. It might rain soon and it's kind of a long walk....

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