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libra 🔸️ 30 🔸️ ΘΔ&∞ 🔸️🧡💍 @hemipepsis.bsky.social 🔸️ central florida bogbeast 🔸️ sometimes furry artist 🔸️ AuDHD + OCD plant-based punk 🔸️ i say words recreationally 🔸️ donate to my transition fund here: https://gofund.me/ce57e95a

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · Nov 11

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 4h

my husband just hit me with the term STRUMPET im losing my fucking mind over it

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 6h

whenever i hang out with baby girls i constantly have the rapid cycling experience of thinking 'oh my god, i need a baby NOW i need to go adopt a baby TONIGHT' vs 'this is the most vile, disgusting creature i have ever encountered, i would die if i had to endure this'

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 6h

duck fell off her play stuff today and immediately calmed down when i hugged her, then got upset again when i tried to break the hug.

my friend's 12mo fell and literally refused four separate family members to comfort her and eventually crawled over to her mom when she realized she hated everyone

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 6h

i hung out with TWO (2 (✌️)) babies today. the contrast between a baby who considers you family and a baby who is forced to be in your presence is so fucking funny

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 15h

my marine biologist ranger had a fucking brain fart while trying to capture a saltwater crocodile and now she is being gnawed on. sigh.

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 16h

we have encountered eel hounds

a sketch of a winding creature with the head of a moray eel and long beastly limbs

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

they normally do! i'm sorry that it had to happen but i'm glad you were prepared for it.

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

MY NIECE KEEPS PINCHING MY TOES ??? i love babies

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

my mom's dog got so elderly that she is Utterly Winded and Dead Tired after spending 30 seconds doing her little excitement skitter. she is napping on the floor

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

the only thing an ass needs to be happy and healthy is crappable :)

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

me, to the gall-wasp guy: the gorms

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

me: remember when we went on that hiking trail and you kept squatting to look at gorms
fiance: huh?
me: you know, the uh. plant tumors. the gorms.
fiance: (laughing) you mean galls???

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

yeah hpv is like a fucking ghost in amab bodies that says boo in afab bodies bc hpv is ususlly very treatable when it's warts and skin-related as is more common in amab patients but a virus that is known to become multiple strains of cancer is insane to not immunize your child for

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

the other night my friend ashtion was practicing some guitar riffs while i was playing games with his fiance and i swear to god you just need some guy with a guitar behind you jamming out. no lyrics just the modern version of being in a room with a harp player in ancient rome

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

also if you want something more grounded in reality, the bees by laline paull. you are never gonna guess what the protagonist is

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

anyway tooth and claw by jo walton is basically like if you made a period drama romance but instead of victorian nobles it's big fucking dragons where their physiology creates their social constructs. and also they're cannibals sometimes

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 1d

branching out of warrior cats are we

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

idk why but i keep forgetting horse girl game is a gacha. it's in the same part of my brain as like, people who have sled dogs. like oh those are just the Girls who you gotta run or they go crazy.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

don't have a gacha addiction bestie just go to the asian market and put things in your cart that you don't know how to read. instead of a girl with big tits you discover nam prik pao and develop a richer culinary repertoire

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

paying a guy to generate an original character for me because i gotta create at least three middlemen in this scenario

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

that is so fucking smart you are so big brained i could kiss you on your cheeks

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

i haven't had hot water for two weeks and i know, in theory, i need to tell maintenance. but i have adhd and the idea of breaking my routine does not occur to me until too much time has passed

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

i still dont have hot water and i am encountering a sanitary issue: i cant get the meat grease from my husband's dinners off of our pans because even with soap and vinegar, the fat i can't scrapeout just isn't getting hot enough to be removed

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🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

i did not interview an aryan polish holocaust survivor in high school for people to be this stupid.

🌺libra🌺 scromboisoning @cyborking.bsky.social · 2d

dude i don't even go here but every time i see a post abt how blazkowicz from wolfenstein isn't jewish i feel like i'm being hit in the head with a lead pipe and then people on the other side saying he can't be polish bc he has aryan features are hitting me with a pipe from the other side

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