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Warren Hyde

@dadhyde.bsky.social

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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing except, "I have friends everywhere." (Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)

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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1h

DJT is the leader of ANTIFLA (Anti-Flannel)

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 13h

"Malignant Narcissist under the control of Nationalistic Christianists"

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 13h

Something about "consuming a satchel of Richards" presents itself as top of mind.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 16h

As POTUS has declared, "I love the poorly educated!"

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 16h

Go and sin no more.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 18h

And Trump went stomping on Memphis,
Walking with Jack Boots ten feet off of Beale.
Stomping on Memphis, but do you really feel that MAGA feel...

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 19h

Being prosecuted for insufficient grift, incompatible with the prime directive of this administration.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 21h

Trump is America. Didn't you get the memo?

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 21h

It's reported that Scuppers The Sailor Dog has taken on survivors from the scuttling of Scuffy. More as we know it.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

Among all of the available cults, MAGA is one of them.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

Sufficiently advanced Nationalist Christianism is indistinguishable from Sharia Law.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

Really bowled a "Gutter" ball here, didn't he?

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

Noem 18:20
"For where two or three gather in protest to fascism, there am I with them.”

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

"Is there any in this press corps with the audacity to treat with me?"

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

And yet what he desired most at this stage of his life's sunset was to win the Nobel Peace Prize, which he did not.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

MARSHALL, TX — October 10, 2025 — Donald Trump filed a patent violation against the Norwegian Nobel Committee for denying him the Nobel Peace Prize, as "it was patently obvious I won it," declared POTUS. The Eastern District of Texas is notorious for handling patent law cases for monied interests.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

I also took a cognitive exam this morning when I woke up and had to differentiate my ass from a hole in the ground. Passed with flying colors.

And, by the way, not the easiest test.

Later this morning I was a little confused why there was so much toilet paper in a mound in the back yard.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

MARSHALL, TX — October 10, 2025 — Donald Trump filed a patent violation against the Norwegian Nobel Committee for denying him the Nobel Peace Prize, as "it was patently obvious I won it," declared POTUS. The Eastern District of Texas is notorious for handling patent law cases for monied interests.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

Trump doesn't like objective data because in his world, if you have no data, it can only good happen.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

Look at this photographic proof that DJT is blessed to wear a golden hal... oh.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

MARSHALL, TX — October 10, 2025 — Donald Trump filed a patent violation against the Norwegian Nobel Committee for denying him the Nobel Peace Prize, as "it was patently obvious I won it," declared POTUS. The Eastern District of Texas is notorious for handling patent law cases for monied interests.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

If you just stop measuring things, it can only good happen.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

Very sad to lose life in any industrial accident, but also just coincidence—and not irony—on the day they announce the Nobel Peace Prize that there would be an explosion at an explosives factory.

Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · 1d

Rolled a "Gutter" ball, to be sure.