Warren Hyde
@dadhyde.bsky.social
Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing except, "I have friends everywhere."
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
(Statements of fact here are just as likely to be satire. Don't be a fool—check your sources.)
All I can say about ICE is they've done a Pretti/Good job so far in Minneapolis.
January 24, 2026 at 11:04 PM
All I can say about ICE is they've done a Pretti/Good job so far in Minneapolis.
My octogenarian father in cognitive decline is fed a diet of nothing but FOX "News", and just texted me a long disjointed screed apparently praising everything this administration is doing, harvested straight from their talking points. "The Brainwashing of My Dad" hurts, and needs more attention.
January 21, 2026 at 11:41 PM
My octogenarian father in cognitive decline is fed a diet of nothing but FOX "News", and just texted me a long disjointed screed apparently praising everything this administration is doing, harvested straight from their talking points. "The Brainwashing of My Dad" hurts, and needs more attention.
The one thing which did the most heavy lifting while Trump spoke in Davos was his lectern while he leaned on it.
January 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The one thing which did the most heavy lifting while Trump spoke in Davos was his lectern while he leaned on it.
Simpler times...
youtu.be/jWcp-1XnQ0k?...
youtu.be/jWcp-1XnQ0k?...
Born In East L.A.
YouTube video by Cheech & Chong - Topic
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January 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Simpler times...
youtu.be/jWcp-1XnQ0k?...
youtu.be/jWcp-1XnQ0k?...
WASHINGTON D.C. – January 15, 2026 – In a televised Oval Office ceremony, Members of the Capitol Hill Little League U12 girls softball team gifted their Participation Medals to President Donald Trump for his obvious athleticism and perfect fitness.
January 16, 2026 at 12:39 PM
WASHINGTON D.C. – January 15, 2026 – In a televised Oval Office ceremony, Members of the Capitol Hill Little League U12 girls softball team gifted their Participation Medals to President Donald Trump for his obvious athleticism and perfect fitness.
TACO: And Iran, Iran so far away
January 15, 2026 at 12:07 AM
TACO: And Iran, Iran so far away
Not even pretending any more that they aren't Nazis... Our grandparents fought a war in Europe to stop people like this from taking over the world.
January 13, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Not even pretending any more that they aren't Nazis... Our grandparents fought a war in Europe to stop people like this from taking over the world.
QUIS CUSTODIET IPSOS CUSTODES
January 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
QUIS CUSTODIET IPSOS CUSTODES
Has anyone tried mounting one of these to the top of the Resolute Desk?
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Has anyone tried mounting one of these to the top of the Resolute Desk?
My wife wants me to get rid of my minivan in case ICE ever mistakes me for a suburban housewife.
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My wife wants me to get rid of my minivan in case ICE ever mistakes me for a suburban housewife.
DJT just shat the bed.
January 8, 2026 at 4:22 AM
DJT just shat the bed.
Texas becomes first state to end Jesus the Christ oversight of Evangelical Christianity
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Texas becomes first state to end Jesus the Christ oversight of Evangelical Christianity
I want DJT out of office. Where's the line I need to stand in for my "transgender" to make this happen?
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I want DJT out of office. Where's the line I need to stand in for my "transgender" to make this happen?
DJT is using all available AI techniques available, including "vibe avoiding" the release of the Epstein files.
January 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
DJT is using all available AI techniques available, including "vibe avoiding" the release of the Epstein files.
We are no longer a nation based on constitutional law:
"We live in a world—in the real world, Jake—that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power. These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time." —Stephen Miller
"We live in a world—in the real world, Jake—that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power. These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time." —Stephen Miller
January 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
We are no longer a nation based on constitutional law:
"We live in a world—in the real world, Jake—that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power. These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time." —Stephen Miller
"We live in a world—in the real world, Jake—that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power. These are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time." —Stephen Miller
Trump Says US "Going to Ruin" Venezuela Until Transition Possible
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Trump Says US "Going to Ruin" Venezuela Until Transition Possible
Big MAGA: Just like fuckin' Baghdad, hey, Slick?
Little MAGA: I was in junior high, dickhead.
Little MAGA: I was in junior high, dickhead.
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Big MAGA: Just like fuckin' Baghdad, hey, Slick?
Little MAGA: I was in junior high, dickhead.
Little MAGA: I was in junior high, dickhead.
All of these Neo-Nazis are just a bunch of sheet heads.
December 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
All of these Neo-Nazis are just a bunch of sheet heads.
Merry Christmas, friends. Let us all do what is required of us: to act justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with God.
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Merry Christmas, friends. Let us all do what is required of us: to act justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with God.
WASHINGTON D.C. – December 19, 2025 – Staples, Inc. projects record 4th quarter profit this year, attributed to a single huge order of black toner cartridges delivered to the Department of Justice.
December 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
WASHINGTON D.C. – December 19, 2025 – Staples, Inc. projects record 4th quarter profit this year, attributed to a single huge order of black toner cartridges delivered to the Department of Justice.
Next-day delivery of new signage for the besmirched Kennedy Center? PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT.
One month given to release all of the Epstein files? HELL TO THE NO.
One month given to release all of the Epstein files? HELL TO THE NO.
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Next-day delivery of new signage for the besmirched Kennedy Center? PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT.
One month given to release all of the Epstein files? HELL TO THE NO.
One month given to release all of the Epstein files? HELL TO THE NO.
'Twas the night before Epstein,
When all through the House
Not a creature was working,
Because the MAGA simp Mike Johnson sent them all home to prevent a vote on the ACA discharge petition.
When all through the House
Not a creature was working,
Because the MAGA simp Mike Johnson sent them all home to prevent a vote on the ACA discharge petition.
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
'Twas the night before Epstein,
When all through the House
Not a creature was working,
Because the MAGA simp Mike Johnson sent them all home to prevent a vote on the ACA discharge petition.
When all through the House
Not a creature was working,
Because the MAGA simp Mike Johnson sent them all home to prevent a vote on the ACA discharge petition.
Trump released an updated architectural rendering of his plans for the new East Wing.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Trump released an updated architectural rendering of his plans for the new East Wing.