Slippy
@damnslippy.slippy.me
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she/her. Slippy-夫人 if you’re nasty. https://www.slippy.me/ a.k.a. gremlincrimes or damnslippyplanet. usually thinking about Thai BL, cdramas, or cats, w/ an occasional hard shift into yinzer-posting or Terrible Stories of Unethical Science of Yore.
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I heard Corey O'Connor uses off-brand ketchup.
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He did lick the top of one, but no chocolate was consumed!
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Oh no, please do jump in! The more the merrier.
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If it's a physical challenge he's probably into it. We all keep hoping he'll take up one nice seated hobby he can fall back on when his knees give out. Chess or origami or something.
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You know what, I'm traveling and don't feel like trying to get my gigantic master document of poetry to load on my phone to pick one and also my head hurts, so how about for this week's #SaturdayPoem we flip and you all link me some of YOUR favorite poems. Go.
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So I've heard! But tennis is one of the boy's hyperfixations and they played a game together last year for some sponsorship nonsense, and Yibo imprinted on him in the process. As he does.
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I mean, you never lead me astray.
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I really do wish to know more.
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No but we will continue to lovingly roast him for them anyway.
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Just confused my parents a lot by knowing about Novak Djokovic. I will not be explaining to them that's he's my emotional support celebrity's gege.
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My mom is talking about brushing the cat against his will and I just had to bite back the phrase "noncon catboy maintenance" so hard I may have injured myself, I'm unfit for polite company.

In fairness the gc is filling me in on today's omegaverse episode so I'm particularly unhinged right now.
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Ah. Yes, I do that.
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Wait what did I miss why am I a squirrel.
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Woke up to both Lestat and Trigun trailers so I'm thriving.
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Fighting for my life here to keep my mother's cat off my pains au chocolat.
A photo of a large fluffy black cat, O'Malley, trying to get to my breakfast as I hold him back.
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she’s INCREDIBLE
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Ohhhhh my baby I miss him.
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There may have been mustard involved? I’ll ask Mom tomorrow.
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I do think this is a crime, but I am told that as a child I ate liverwurst on cinnamon raisin bread so I don’t think I can throw stones from my glass house.
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Understandable! We do love a good night's sleep.
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Oh good, I'm glad it has a purpose!