Dana Holtzbert
@danaholtzbert.bsky.social
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Digital Colorist. Minority Owner of Minnesota Aurora FC. WNBA, Other Sports Things, Geeky Nerd TV/Movie Things. They/Them if you please.
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Sports Moments 2.

Racing, fighting, flipping, and other ings included in these 7 moments in 3 minutes I'd like you to know about.
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Just like they drew it up in the playbook. #NCAAFB
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All that's left are the After Dark games from the West.
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Texas needs Paige in the audience for all games going forward.
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Why is it taking so long? They using WNBA refs?
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She's too old for Drake.
Elle est trop vieille pour Drake.
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"Fuckin'...sorry."
-Blake Horvath, an intellectual

#NCAAFB
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That Navy Football player sounded like Coach Nakase for a second. #NCAAFB #WNBA
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His name is Whore Bath? Oh, Horvath! Okay, that makes a difference. #NCAAFB
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Indiana's quarterback is good, but also looks like a create-a-player basic template in one of the PS3 games. #NCAAFB
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Curt Cignetti 🤝 KRS-One
"The old style is dead."
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Obi Wan 🤝 Malcolm
"I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
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Spike Lee directed the shit outta Malcolm X I mean damn he really put his foot in that shit
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In Dallas, Paige watched a team representing Texas win, once again showing how possible it is for such things to happen when Chris Koclanes is not head coach.
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Oregon Football playing like this in front of Sabrina. #NCAAFB #NCAAWBB #WNBA
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It's been a while, but Shawn Jones finally got another year of eligibility for the Yellow Jackets.
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Georgia Tech, Ohio State, and Ole Miss are bowl eligible after today.
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Penn State Football needs a proven winner.

Penn State Football needs a Champion.

It's time for Penn State Football to sign a new head coach.

And that head coach is Katie Schumacher-Cawley.

#NCAAFB #NCAAWVB
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I think I just heard @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social make a loud "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!" noise. #NCAAFB
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October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.
Dr. Demento
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Is there still time for the Portland Fire to rename themselves the Portland Frogs? #WNBA
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The Deacons are pounding the Beavers. #NCAAFB
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At least in the seats, she might not get run down like last week.
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Dudes storming the Baltimore Arena, because "the drawing was rigged!"
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It was game over for society when Jake attacked Sting in Baltimore, leading to Ron Simmons winning the WCW Heavyweight Championship after not originally being scheduled to challenge that night and certain fans being mad.
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I understand the words 'there is no ethical consumption under capitalism' but nobody told me that meant that if I watched Jake the Snake Roberts vs William Regal in 1992 there would be no Department of Education in 2025.
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I don't know about that Progressive ad with the backup quarterback replacing the kid who appears a little too different to just smile on command.
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I take it Holly didn't get to party with the Aces last night. #WNBA
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Paige Bueckers looks STUNNING at today's Red River Rivalry game.