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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 5h

It cost 61 billion dollars and countless deaths due to rolling blackouts but we were able to use AI to replace Kiefer Sutherland with Donald Sutherland in all his shows and films.

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 7h

People will tell you social media ruined society but it’s really just podcasts.

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 6d

Remember this clown? What was his deal?

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 6d

Those San Francisco Giants teams from like 2008-2016 were full of the most insufferable mother fuckers in sports history.

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 7d

POV: you’ve logged on at your CBS news job

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 7d

Bill Maher is 100% getting added to the 60 minutes lineup.

max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 7d

Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 11d

*cincinnati area genx dad voice* Did you Anthony Munoz?!?

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 13d

Someone got us these TV trays and the son has immediately started living differently.

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 16d

TATTOO ARTIST: So what kind of arm tats you thinking?

EVERY NFL OFFENSIVE LINEMAN EVER: Just the absolute worst fucking garbage you can conceive.

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 18d

Saw someone say “Dave Mustcomplain” in a YouTube comment the other day and laughed for 3 minutes

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 20d

AI is opening new worlds

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 25d

It’s nasty to me that the Mamas and the Papas have that toilet on their album cover. Zero couth.

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 26d

Hell yeah

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 26d

Wife said she made me an apple crumble but I also noticed the apples that were going bad in the fruit basket are now gone…..

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 28d

It’s wild how for “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” they were like uh what if we just get the two most handsome dudes on planet earth for the lead roles?

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 29d

You think it’s crazy to lower flags for a YouTube influencer grifter guy but if this dumbass died we would re-invade Afghanistan

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · 29d

When Charlie Kirk died all Trump could think about was the chicken tender bowl/soda cup at Yankee Stadium but when Stan Chera got covid he didn’t talk or tuck in his shirt for 5 days.

Weird guy.

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · Sep 12

I remember right after I graduated high school I went to a house party with a coworker and I saw these 2 girls laughing and I walked over and asked them what they were laughing at and they said me because I was drinking a 40oz bud light but was using two hands to do it.

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · Sep 11

Lol lmao

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · Sep 11

I truly truly truly feel awful for that Charlie Kirk’s kids. But, that was the truth before yesterday as well.

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · Sep 10

All grifts come to an end. Rookie mistake to not get while the gettin was good.

But alas, Packers -3.5

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · Sep 10

Reading the son his dinosaur book last night and look at this mother fucker? He looks goofy as hell!

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · Sep 9

“Play Digsy’s Dinner again”

INBELLA @inbella.bsky.social · Sep 9

Queen’s brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die

https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/

A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …

Queen's brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die - INBELLA

A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth's brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone marrow cancer, and didn't have long

www.inbella.com

Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · Sep 9

Apropos of nothing. I’ve signed many despicable office birthday cards without reading them and I’m ashamed.

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Dan @dancombz.bsky.social · Sep 8

Every year when we have ti take these anti harassment trainings at work the video reenactments get more and more diabolical lmfao where do they find these people