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Berks of DeFrights
@dandyandafop.bsky.social
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Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email. Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man. Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · May 6
In the first story in From Beyond the Grave, there's a short sequence illustrating the passage of time as new tenants take on a flat, and Tony Curtis gets to design / dress three additional sets. And we go teak - rosewood - chrome...
Couple playing backgammon on a teak dining table with teak chairs and green cushions. Green jacquard wallpaper, a teak room divider / bookcase, a teak sideboard with large cream coloured lamp, and an armchair with curved sides - possibly bentwood. Difficult to tell from the screengrab. man on the phone, standing in a lighter coloured room. Off white / green walls. Purple lamp. Dark rosewood furniture, including modular wall units, a matching sideboard, and a dining table and chairs. Large patterned armchair in brown on white. Group of people in a room with purple and blue large patterned wallpaper. Chrome bookshelves, side chairs and a table.
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 10h
Amazon have hoovered up all the worst prints.

The latest horrifying discovery is the copy of Tremors that they’re streaming is one that’s been DNR’d within an inch of its life, so everyone and everything looks like the watercolour filter from Photoshop V2.0.

Their waxy ‘Zulu’ is back, too.
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 12h
Same dumb energy
Kid Rock and his 'doing long division' expression while dressed as someone who fell into a Spirit of Halloween box of rejected redneck costumes. Paul Williams as Little Enos, in clothes, moustache and hat not dissimilar to Kid Rock
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 17h
I need to do some googling to see how many cans of petrol and boxes of matches I need to solve this problem….
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 17h
Oh good lord. What a set of views. And a lovely house. It should be illegal to be able to have that scenery for that price.

I’m slowly learning my islands / populations / windiness
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 17h
What level of hell am I in where I can’t stop getting these bloody word salad eBay notifications?
Don’t miss National Handbag Day Unboxing!
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
*winks*

You knows it, kid.

*credits roll*
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
Glen Campbell looks like Jack Palance has been to Noel Edmonds’ hairdresser…

#notTOTP
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
I could have been sanding drawers.

#totp
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
Bruno is going to be doing ‘it’ for me next week?

*makes alternative plans*

#totp
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
Is that a euphemism…?
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
Robert Mitchum eyes.. #totp
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
Art Garfunkel hair crimes #totp
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
*grabs arm of chair and goes green*
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
I have no memory of this. This rhyme that doesn’t bite.

#totp
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
Yummm. Hair pudding

#totp
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
Parmp orrp the Jarm Burrny Stars Orn FartyFurve

#totp
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
An open and shut* case

*shit
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
My satellite delayed feed landing me in bother again.
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
God bothering flappy legged song murderer.

#totp
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
I’m suing #totp for saying “this is great”
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
You should warn her about too many spoilers.
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 19h
Those legs are making me consider a visit to the special bunker… #totp
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 20h
I dislike True Blue. I’m phoning mother. I may be some time.

#totp
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 20h
I should be using this opportunity to phone my mum… #totp
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Berks of DeFrights @dandyandafop.bsky.social · 20h
Back to back ‘it’s over / will this do?’ tracks…

#totp
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