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Berks of Delights
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Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email.

Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.

Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
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In the first story in From Beyond the Grave, there's a short sequence illustrating the passage of time as new tenants take on a flat, and Tony Curtis gets to design / dress three additional sets. And we go teak - rosewood - chrome...
Watching another film from a list of ‘under appreciated Christmas movies’ that I saw floating around on here.

It is proper dogshit.

Like two of the other films I’ve watched from the same list.

Sometimes things are just plain shit, and not ‘neglected’.
December 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Tonight I heard ‘Rhythm of the Night’ in a tv show and wiki’d DeBarge and boy was that a wild ride…
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I know I don’t look like a sexy muthafucker who lives life to the max, but be under no illusion…it’s a Saturday night and I’m defrosting the chest freezer.

*Wah wah guitars*
December 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Judging by everything Facebook and Meta keep trying to show me, it’ll be impossible to go for a walk outside without having to endure people playing the Cor Anglais to squirrels. The Sousaphone to beavers. The Piccolo to terrapins. The Contra Bassoon to hares.
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
After counting to 10 continually for well over 24 hours, I called Mother to try and explain how handy it would be for her to keep me ‘in the loop’, so I don’t have surprises dropped in my lap at the last minute.

How did that go?

She told me about her new washing line for half an hour.
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Advertisers really leaning into the current environment of ‘awfulness’ here. Lots of folksy middle America bollocks where a guy strolls along “I’m a hardworking man, and just because I don’t like people of colour or homosexualists, that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a reliable phone service and..”
December 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Lads, the fucking names they’re giving to aircraft seats now.

Oh, yeah…gimme that ‘classic’ main experience.

The absolute cunts sat around running these ideas ‘up the flagpole’.
December 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In the last week, someone posted a link to a blog where a chap had listened to nearly 40 different recordings of Holst’s ‘The Planets’. I wish I’d saved / pinned it. Anyway, he said Charles Dutoit’s arrangement won out, citing just how aggressive ‘Mars’ was.

Just listened.

My ears, they bleed.
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Good lord. Meta is going to be at the earth’s core soon with their constant lowering the bar of usability / functionality across their platform.

Opened FB and it was just a sea of notifications for pointless crap. Stuff I didn’t even recognise. People I didn’t know.

Closed it. Fuck that noise.
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
To improve my wafer thin grip on sanity today, I updated the OS on my Mac and of course the Wacom is all fucked up now.

I’ll update the drivers, for the all the fucking good that’ll do.
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
White reggae but not white reggae.

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My dad came back from town with an album that was sort of loosely attached to the Olympics and had a frankly barmy collection of tracks on it.

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
People in a shopping mall. What a novel concept.

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
1988. The year of ‘not being 1998’. All rejoice.

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I will confess to anything. I will sign anything.

Just make it stop.

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I just said this was “dog shit” and looked out of the window, where a Labrador was looking really offended…

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I do not care for you, or the bigness of your Willy.

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“Please sir, I want less..”

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“What did you do Friday, Lee?”

“Pain”

“Yeah, but what did you do?”

“Pain”

“But WHAT HAPPENED?”

“Pain”

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Autoerotic asphyxiation has never seemed so appealing

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I wish she’d carried on holding back her whole life…

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by Berks of Delights
The Vonda Shepherd was a short-lived imported family hatchback from Moldova #TOTP
December 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Who?

Doing what?

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No memory of this. At all.

And I was working somewhere where Radio 1 was on all fucking day long.

*eye twitch*

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
“Danshinuurrrane”

“Once more, please?”

“Danshinurrannnne”

“Danish Lorraine?”

#totp
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM