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Berks of Delights
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Creative and cute. Not my words, Carol. The words of an Etsy marketing email.

Design, Illustration, Gardens, Furniture, not AI. Ever. English in New England. Low T Man, High Tea Man.

Let's get tonight's horror show on the road...
Have I left it too late to write to Santa asking for a massive meteor strike for Christmas?
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
*blinks slowly. Mouth open*
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Ha! That sounds so horribly familiar.

I’m not sure whether proximity would solve my problems or make them worse…
December 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Yeah, it’s the tier above ‘Legendary Extra Legroom’
December 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Really quite unlike any other version I’ve heard. It’s really…well…war-like.

Surprised the Ditts didn’t rattle themselves to pieces.
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Agreed. It’s perfect. It’s all perfect.

Let’s never not-fight again.
December 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
IT’S ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE! It’s not our problem that the people are too daft to realise it…

That’s the problem with people.

WHY DON’T THOSE PHILISTINES WANT TO SEE A MAN IN A CARDIGAN ESCAPE FROM A MOUNTAIN TOP LAIR WITH ONLY BACK PROJECTION TO AID HIM?
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I wish I bloody could, but I have a small collection of friends and family who won’t use anything else. Not that I’m particularly averse to just cutting family out of my life…but…for the sake of peace and harmony
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh god. My floodgates are open.

*Closes them swiftly*
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Everything about OHMSS is pitch perfect. I don’t even have an issue with Lazenby, but by god Savalas and Rigg give it so much class, threat, heart etc. they make it a rounded film. Nobody is two dimensional. To let Peter Hunt go and then saddle us with three tired flat Guy Hamilton efforts instead…
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
When they announced the Connery Bonds on 4K it finally dawned on me - as I baulked at prices, that as a massive Bond fan, there’s barely any I like as a whole when it comes down to it. I’d be fine with just OHMSS. Been my favourite since I was 7, and I’d happily forego all the others.
December 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Much obliged! I’ll have a nose through that later. It’s such an infectiously fun romp that it’s easy to believe everyone involved was have a blast making it.
December 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Ahhhh, that’s interesting. Had no idea that had been a possibility…
December 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ohhh, I briefly had one of those. I think. It was some off brand drawing tablet thing. It caught alight barely 10 minutes after being out of the box.
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
You fool! YOU FOOL! You’ll have to leave a sacrifice for the disobedient cursor gods now…
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oh, that makes me feel better for some reason. I'm not sure why...
December 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM