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Dan Emerson
@danemers.bsky.social
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werk from home dad 🏳️‍🌈 | liberal rants and geeky things | living donor advocate | he/him | views shared are my own | linktr.ee/danemers
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 15h
Posting for no apparent reason.
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 17h
POV: you’re an underage girl in the dressing room at a Trump pageant
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 20h
I have a thought about what “led to the shooting” they go bang bang and are given out like candy.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 21h
At least four people were fatally shot and a dozen wounded late on Friday, in Leland, Mississippi, which was celebrating homecoming weekend, the city’s mayor said. The mayor said on Saturday that it was unclear what led up to the shooting.
4 Dead and a Dozen Wounded in Mississippi Shooting, Official Says
It was unclear what led up to the shooting in Leland, Miss., which happened as the city was celebrating homecoming weekend, the mayor said.
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 21h
Best decision I ever made was to accept and love myself. Happy National Coming Out Day! 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 22h
Do doctors usually talk like this in their notes? Honest question. I doubt they do.
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 22h
Happy Saturday ✌️
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1d
Interesting how Trump got the COVID shot at his physical.

Not ivermectin.
Not hydroxychloroquine.
Not an injection of bleach.

Further proof his conspiracies are just to fuel his base of tin foil nutjobs and Reddit trolls.
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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d
We've strategically placed mediocre hacks at the top of every political and business organization, let's see what happens next
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1d
They called the main character a “Crownie” for their corporate job and said she’s “polishing the wrong sceptor” and in Starstruck the biggest corporation is called Crown & Sceptor.

It also has a VERY similar style, anti-capitalist vibes, and amusement park planets — all like the comics.
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1d
Does Knights of Guinevere take place in the Starstruck universe?

(spoilers in the next post)
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1d
NOBEL? I’m trying to figure out how we get them to have GO-bel to the POLL-bel!
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d
We’re about to bomb Venezuela, aren’t we?
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d
DONALD TRUMP CAN STILL WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d
If you need an internet connection to exist, you’re not an actress.
AI Actress Tilly Norwood Draws Controversy From Hollywood as Creators Double Down
First, they created an AI actress. Now they've created an entire AI talent agency.
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d
“Sure what Trump did may be evil, but what about this other thing Democrats did that’s completely irrelevant and also nowhere near as bad?”
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d
I believe that Fruity Pebbles causes autism.

I am making this statement having the same amount of medical experience and credentials as RFK Jr.
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d
Getting out of bed after 30:
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d
If you ask Trump what FBI stands for, there’s a big enough chance he says Female Body Inspectors because he saw it on a hat once.
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 3d
Jeff telling the contestants about the dangerous poisonous snake in the ocean — and then making them do a water challenge — is wild. #Survivor
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 3d
Sophie: I trust you Jeremiah

Also Sophie:
#Survivor
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 3d
Conversion therapy is both child abuse and grooming.
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 3d
Hey Siri, I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein. And make sure we have Pier 59 at 8AM tomorrow and remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of those Satchels that Marc is doing in the Pony. And then tell Simone that I'll take Jackie if Maggie isn't available. Did Demarchelier confirm?
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 3d
One of the most American things you can do is hate Nazis.
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 4d
You don’t need to say if the opinion is popular or unpopular. The responses will show that.
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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 4d
What I imagine it’s like when President Stephen Miller is working and Trump barges in to vent about windmills or Jimmy Kimmel or some shit.
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