Dan Emerson
@danemers.bsky.social
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werk from home dad 🏳️‍🌈 | liberal rants and geeky things | living donor advocate | he/him | views shared are my own | linktr.ee/danemers
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We’re about to bomb Venezuela, aren’t we?
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DONALD TRUMP CAN STILL WIN THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE TO DO THE RIGHT THING.
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“Sure what Trump did may be evil, but what about this other thing Democrats did that’s completely irrelevant and also nowhere near as bad?”
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I believe that Fruity Pebbles causes autism.

I am making this statement having the same amount of medical experience and credentials as RFK Jr.
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Getting out of bed after 30:
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If you ask Trump what FBI stands for, there’s a big enough chance he says Female Body Inspectors because he saw it on a hat once.
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Jeff telling the contestants about the dangerous poisonous snake in the ocean — and then making them do a water challenge — is wild. #Survivor
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Sophie: I trust you Jeremiah

Also Sophie:
#Survivor
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Conversion therapy is both child abuse and grooming.
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Hey Siri, I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein. And make sure we have Pier 59 at 8AM tomorrow and remind Jocelyn I need to see a few of those Satchels that Marc is doing in the Pony. And then tell Simone that I'll take Jackie if Maggie isn't available. Did Demarchelier confirm?
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One of the most American things you can do is hate Nazis.
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You don’t need to say if the opinion is popular or unpopular. The responses will show that.
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What I imagine it’s like when President Stephen Miller is working and Trump barges in to vent about windmills or Jimmy Kimmel or some shit.
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The Super Bowl halftime show if republicans had their way
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It’s true what they say. Pobody is nerfect.
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Thanks all for the clarification. They’re both eligible.

That being said, Ted Cruz is a hack and can go fuck himself. Have a good night ✌️
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There’s no such thing as an AI artist. When I order dinner at a restaurant I don’t get credit for how good the food tastes.
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My Switch 2 was hacked and as I was on with Nintendo the hackers were trying to get back in. I think it’s all secure now. This is what I pictured I was going against.
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We’re not fascists and if you say we are we’ll arrest you, get you fired, and kidnap you from your family.
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I always assumed if a dictator took over our country he’d be smarter than this.

I expected an evil genius, not a senile moron who can’t read.
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“Let’s all go around the Zoom and give a quick introduction”
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What people expect after telling a depressed person “don’t feel that way”
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Bad Bunny was born in Puerto Rico, which is part of the United States. Ted Cruz was born in Canada.

Bad Bunny is eligible to run for president because he’s a natural born citizen. Ted Cruz is not.

Thought that was a fun little fact.
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“I don’t want to be that guy but–“

*proceeds to be that guy*