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Dan Emerson

@danemers.bsky.social

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werk from home dad 🏳️‍🌈 | liberal rants and geeky things | living donor advocate | he/him | views shared are my own | linktr.ee/danemers

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Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1h

One of the most American things you can do is hate Nazis.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 6h

You don’t need to say if the opinion is popular or unpopular. The responses will show that.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1d

What I imagine it’s like when President Stephen Miller is working and Trump barges in to vent about windmills or Jimmy Kimmel or some shit.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1d

The Super Bowl halftime show if republicans had their way

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1d

It’s true what they say. Pobody is nerfect.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks all for the clarification. They’re both eligible.

That being said, Ted Cruz is a hack and can go fuck himself. Have a good night ✌️

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1d

There’s no such thing as an AI artist. When I order dinner at a restaurant I don’t get credit for how good the food tastes.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1d

My Switch 2 was hacked and as I was on with Nintendo the hackers were trying to get back in. I think it’s all secure now. This is what I pictured I was going against.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 1d

We’re not fascists and if you say we are we’ll arrest you, get you fired, and kidnap you from your family.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d

I always assumed if a dictator took over our country he’d be smarter than this.

I expected an evil genius, not a senile moron who can’t read.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d

“Let’s all go around the Zoom and give a quick introduction”

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d

What people expect after telling a depressed person “don’t feel that way”

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d

Bad Bunny was born in Puerto Rico, which is part of the United States. Ted Cruz was born in Canada.

Bad Bunny is eligible to run for president because he’s a natural born citizen. Ted Cruz is not.

Thought that was a fun little fact.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 2d

“I don’t want to be that guy but–“

*proceeds to be that guy*

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 3d

Republicans won’t be happy with a Super Bowl halftime show until it’s an iPod playing an endless loop of Cotten Eye Joe.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve been offered a ton of money to do a comedy set for the Dalek empire on the planet Skaro.

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve been offered a ton of money to do a comedy set aboard the Borg Cube

the Borg Cube from Star Trek: TNG

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 4d

It’s been 11 days since Democrat Adelita Grijalva won the special election in Arizona's 7th Congressional District.

She still has not been sworn in by Mike Johnson because she would be the final vote needed to release the Epstein Files.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 4d

Congrats Swifties, hope you enjoy it 🧡

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 4d

What he said.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 4d

They really don’t understand the fa part.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 4d

Swapped the masked actor out for real antifa.

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 5d

Waking up in America every day:

Dan Emerson @danemers.bsky.social · 5d

Who me? Just tearing up thinking about how Robin Williams was going to play Professor Oak in the Detective Pikachu movie but then he sadly passed so they wrote the character out of the film. 😔

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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 5d

This was always the plan.

Project 2025 was Donald Trump's blueprint to seize unchecked power within the federal government and restrict Americans' freedoms. And he is implementing it right in front of our eyes.