Stone Cold Jane Austen
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The OG. Feral essayist. Genderclear. Publicist. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor. Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus etc.🖖
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
A dating app for forgetful people called Remindr
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aubreyhirsch.bsky.social
YOUR HAMSTERS CAN LEARN SOMETHING!!
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Happy book birthday, @aubreyhirsch.bsky.social!!

Folks, I’ve read “Graphic Rage” and it’s INCREDIBLE!

In fact, I interviewed Aubrey recently about it and soon you can read that too. But buy this book first; and read it with your whole family (hamsters too).
aubreyhirsch.bsky.social
🚨IT’S MY BOOK’S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!🚨 You can join me on zoom for a virtual launch event tonight at 8pm ET!

us02web.zoom.us/meeting/register/1LXOngHxQIuz7ryxFNJGHA%23/registration
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Happy book birthday, @aubreyhirsch.bsky.social!!

Folks, I’ve read “Graphic Rage” and it’s INCREDIBLE!

In fact, I interviewed Aubrey recently about it and soon you can read that too. But buy this book first; and read it with your whole family (hamsters too).
aubreyhirsch.bsky.social
🚨IT’S MY BOOK’S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!🚨 You can join me on zoom for a virtual launch event tonight at 8pm ET!

us02web.zoom.us/meeting/register/1LXOngHxQIuz7ryxFNJGHA%23/registration
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Last night I dreamt I was elected comptroller of Maryland
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Just saw a pile of shit on the ground and I named it JK Rowling
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Hi, CNN. Please stop framing it like he’s NOT outright breaking the law
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President Trump doesn't commit to back pay for furloughed federal workers when the government shutdown ends. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/46DIVEI
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cait.bsky.social
I will never vote for this man. I'm just going to say that right now
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Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
I really fucking hate the backward “anti-free speech” logic being applied here (and everywhere). It’s steeped in cowardice and cruelty.
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Anti-conversion therapy laws DO NOT infringe upon one’s “right to free speech”; dismantling them WILL lead to gross infringements upon one’s human rights - especially children’s. Conversion camps aren’t just breeding grounds for torture and abuse; they ARE torture and abuse. SCOTUS KNOWS this.
Supreme Court sharply questions law banning conversion therapy
Colorado's law, similar to ones on the books in nearly 30 states, may infringe on free speech rights, justices suggest.
Updated October 7, 2025 at 2:02 p.m. EDT
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
I need Jake Tapper to seem somethin real quick—
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Trump: "We call them the water drugs. The drugs that come in through water. They're not coming. There are no boats anymore. Frankly, there are no fishing boats. There are no boats out there period, if you want to know the truth. Does anybody go fishing anymore?"
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abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Taking photos of orcas wearing salmon hats?

Call that shooting fish in apparel.
Orca wearing a salmon as a hat
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
This part of the show is set in the mid-90s
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kennygesserit.bsky.social
Woke is estimated to have killed a billion trillion people
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
This is my favorite scene in Yellowjackets so far
Teen Shawna attacking Teen Lottie in the forest
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Got busted for driving erotically today
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
All I’m saying is I’ve never seen Ed Gein and Stephen Miller in the same room
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
Good lord everyone is so depressed and horny
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
They originally looked like this.
My creepy cookies of a man running, a talking pile of shit, a goblin hand and an eyeball
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
I bet you wish YOU’D just baked this impressive cookie
My burnt chalk body outline cookie
abbyhiggs.bsky.social
My cat’s like “I know a place” and then he’ll place my hand on top of his head and say “right here”