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@dangerousotter.bsky.social
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Behavioral scientist / Ph.D. / Researcher 👨‍🔬 Writing a book 📚 Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬 📍✶✶✶✶
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I guess if I go to bed early I will "get enough sleep" or whatever 🙄
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That or I just need to exsanguinate the asshole who almost hit me and my dog on our walk.
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I lament a future world where we no longer value knowledge and expertise...
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I have had multiple rage-inducing encounters today. I need something to exsanguinate the fury so I can 😌
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I'm not sure what makes people feel entitled to blame everyone else for their own problems/misfortune. Try looking inward for the rot, perhaps?
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I took an edible so that I had to time box editing a chapter in my book. I'm not sure yet if this was a good idea...
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I'm crying trying to generate an image of gestures with AI. I didn't ask for a "jerking off with a smirk" but somehow that's what I got.
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Higher ed finally got you? 😢 Admittedly you're a very active ghoul on and offline.
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Ähm there's clanging sounds coming out of the cemetery at night 😳
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I am LIVING for this Hocus Pocus weather.
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Like just use fucking light sour cream and/or light mayo if you must but having normal chicken salad ain't the problem.
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Convince me to not cook up a thing of turkey sausage, mix in chive cream cheese, and eat it with bagel chips
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Going forward I'll only adopt ones based on an open standard. I found some that use the Matter protocol and are compatible with my speakers.

I really have come to love my automations so that my lights come on at sunset and I'm not crawling out of my work hole into a dark house.
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The company that made my wifi switches decided to discontinue their cloud service. Can't program or control them anymore. Every single one is now just e-waste. 🚮
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Remember the metaverse? What a fucking dork.
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(also like if you can hear this image. A bit niche, but I've been singing this all afternoon)
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Literally this is consistently in the top three at all times. No wonder we're all stressed/tired constantly...
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Ever have one of those days where you're filled with rage and can't quite pinpoint why?
Diana Damrau als Königin der Nacht
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Having some diphenhydramine as a treat 😌
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Going to text my straight friends "Did you see that call? Ridiculous!" out of nowhere to see what they say.
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I just want to live in the mountains with my friends and our dogs
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Just saw someone's window air conditioner propped up on a can of baked beans.