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@dangerousotter.bsky.social
Behavioral scientist / Ph.D. / Researcher 👨🔬
Writing a book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬
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Writing a book 📚
Seeing a nice boy who I want to build Norwegian cabins with 👬
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She's such a sweet work buddy
December 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
She's such a sweet work buddy
Writing is hard.
Writing with people who think differently than you is very hard.
Writing with people who think differently than you is very hard.
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Writing is hard.
Writing with people who think differently than you is very hard.
Writing with people who think differently than you is very hard.
She is trying so hard to be helpful
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
She is trying so hard to be helpful
I should be speaking in a transatlantic accent on a train, not doing whatever this is.
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I should be speaking in a transatlantic accent on a train, not doing whatever this is.
Trick to beating Sunday scaries? Never stop working!
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Trick to beating Sunday scaries? Never stop working!
Crazy man on my bus keeps laughing like the beginning of Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Crazy man on my bus keeps laughing like the beginning of Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.
I think I have the only husky that doesn't want to go outside when it's cold and snowy.
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I think I have the only husky that doesn't want to go outside when it's cold and snowy.
I just saw a cute photo of a couple in love and reflexively said "oh gross" out loud. Just keep swimming!
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I just saw a cute photo of a couple in love and reflexively said "oh gross" out loud. Just keep swimming!
This snowstorm forced me home a day early and I'm grateful. Having a very relaxed morning sipping my coffee in my Norwegian wool sweater, while I write and watch it come down 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This snowstorm forced me home a day early and I'm grateful. Having a very relaxed morning sipping my coffee in my Norwegian wool sweater, while I write and watch it come down 🥰
White people love to put surveillance cameras on their McMansions
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
White people love to put surveillance cameras on their McMansions
Black Friday shopping in a suburb is kind of depressing. Everyone just looks physically unwell and scrambling to buy cheap plastic crap.
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Black Friday shopping in a suburb is kind of depressing. Everyone just looks physically unwell and scrambling to buy cheap plastic crap.
I'm telling my parents that I have to split holiday time with my boyfriend, George Glass's family.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm telling my parents that I have to split holiday time with my boyfriend, George Glass's family.
We've moved into the part of being at my parents' that reminds me why I fucking hate being here.
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We've moved into the part of being at my parents' that reminds me why I fucking hate being here.
I forgot my wallet on this trip, but learned you can still prepay inside to get gas. Felt like a throwback to simpler times.
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I forgot my wallet on this trip, but learned you can still prepay inside to get gas. Felt like a throwback to simpler times.
Who up listening to their parents put away dishes before sunrise?
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Who up listening to their parents put away dishes before sunrise?
The problem is my answer shifts based on who is cooking. Some of these are *minefields*
Based on which one people fuck up most, it's honestly mashed potatoes.
Based on which one people fuck up most, it's honestly mashed potatoes.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The problem is my answer shifts based on who is cooking. Some of these are *minefields*
Based on which one people fuck up most, it's honestly mashed potatoes.
Based on which one people fuck up most, it's honestly mashed potatoes.
I pulled back the comforter on the bed at my parents and a pair of socks were under it from my last visit lmao
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I pulled back the comforter on the bed at my parents and a pair of socks were under it from my last visit lmao
I keep seeing pictures of people in love and making this contorted grimace face. Not going to scratch too deep on that one!
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I keep seeing pictures of people in love and making this contorted grimace face. Not going to scratch too deep on that one!
I finally rotated my mattress. Now the tricks will roll off and get stuck by the wall.
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I finally rotated my mattress. Now the tricks will roll off and get stuck by the wall.
In typical fashion I'm behind on chores and must wash everything I own for holiday travel
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
In typical fashion I'm behind on chores and must wash everything I own for holiday travel
"what if you saw this when you got home from work? 😈"
I'd tell you to get up and clean your room, it's a mess.
I'd tell you to get up and clean your room, it's a mess.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"what if you saw this when you got home from work? 😈"
I'd tell you to get up and clean your room, it's a mess.
I'd tell you to get up and clean your room, it's a mess.
If I see another post about straights *painting* gorgeous stained built-ins and/or stone fireplace, I'm petitioning The Hague.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If I see another post about straights *painting* gorgeous stained built-ins and/or stone fireplace, I'm petitioning The Hague.
This is very Chicago public radio specific, but Lisa Lab*z is the worst anchor. Constantly flubs to the point of distraction.
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is very Chicago public radio specific, but Lisa Lab*z is the worst anchor. Constantly flubs to the point of distraction.
I'm feeling weirdly judged by the open enrollment portal today.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm feeling weirdly judged by the open enrollment portal today.
"Recorded with my Ray-Ban Meta glasses!"
...fucking dork
...fucking dork
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"Recorded with my Ray-Ban Meta glasses!"
...fucking dork
...fucking dork