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Dan AHHthaway 👻

@danhathaway.bsky.social

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · Jun 1

ladies and gentleman, my wife

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 6h

I’m so gay all I see here is The Substance

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Matt ♡. @fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social · 7h

What’s it like inside your head?

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 7h

same LOVE pink

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 7h

I’m not really like a yuge pink fan

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 22h

an offer I can’t refuse I’m in

Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 23h

Yes lerrrghoul

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 23h

like if you wanna bounce on it crazy style

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 1d

Me: That’s a really good question, but I’d probably have to say that hot bearded guy on tiktok that chops wood because I think he would really talk me through it

Waiter: I asked if you wanted still or sparkling

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 1d

Goldilocks at Panera after all 3 bowls of porridge taste like shit:

DNAhhhh!😱 @dna.bgay.social · 1d

i’m eating soup

Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve had the same laptop since 2011 (s/o MacBook Pro you were a real one we’ve been through a lot together including that one guy that got cum on you) so I need a new one, but I need recs!

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 1d

ok you have a point

Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 2d

Friendly reminder my coworker has a 13 year old daughter named Linda

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 2d

but really!

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 2d

oh you

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 2d

Vacation mode 🍂🍁🏕️

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 3d

can I have lexapro for dessert I’m still not full

Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 3d

on vacation this week

Peter griffin riding a mechanical bull, 1 yitty out

Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 5d

hi drunk I’m high

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Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 5d

literally me

Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 5d

the rainbow flag on my badge probably didn’t help

Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 5d

we did spend 30 minutes talking about dancing with the stars so that didn’t help me

Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 5d

gemini moon, indigo rising, labia winter

Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 5d

🙏🏼🕊️

Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 5d

double homicide because I thought she was flirting but she clocked that I’m a card carrying homosexual

Dan AHHthaway 👻 @danhathaway.bsky.social · 5d

Nurse at work (gal) asked if I (gay) wanted to get drinks after work today (kinda flirty?) and so I said “omg yes but I hope you know I’m gay” and she said “no offense, but duh”

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