Matt ♡.
@fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social
I’m just here to eat, drink and be Mary - Mary Cosby, 2025
once described as a “wriggly little sexpot”
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
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once described as a “wriggly little sexpot”
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
inħobbok
https://boxd.it/H4E7
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here’s how Recess: School’s Out (2001) can still win Best Picture at the Oscars …
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
here’s how Recess: School’s Out (2001) can still win Best Picture at the Oscars …
how I reacted every time my niece said “boo” yesterday … it went on for a long time
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
how I reacted every time my niece said “boo” yesterday … it went on for a long time
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Millennials being blamed for everything under the sun when most of us still can’t afford to buy a home in our 30s. It’s time to bite back gerls I’m sick of the slander. GERIATRIC GRANNY DON’T TALK TO ME NEITHER 🗣️ !
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Millennials being blamed for everything under the sun when most of us still can’t afford to buy a home in our 30s. It’s time to bite back gerls I’m sick of the slander. GERIATRIC GRANNY DON’T TALK TO ME NEITHER 🗣️ !
when I’ve got a hot drink and someone asks what coffee I got:
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
when I’ve got a hot drink and someone asks what coffee I got:
screw it, my life isn’t dramatic so I’m going to rewatch the christening episode of RHONJ
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
screw it, my life isn’t dramatic so I’m going to rewatch the christening episode of RHONJ
You there, cute boy! Come here and give me a cuddle.
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 AM
You there, cute boy! Come here and give me a cuddle.
an apple a day keeps drlaurelyanny away
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 AM
an apple a day keeps drlaurelyanny away
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me showing my friend a video of a girl coming out of a well:
these videos kill me
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
me showing my friend a video of a girl coming out of a well:
when you ask a straight guy what he likes doing:
Fucking birds 😒.
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 AM
when you ask a straight guy what he likes doing:
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see when you do clownery!
February 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
see when you do clownery!
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guess who’s jealous of adele….🧐🤨
BEYONCÉ 😟😳🫣🐝
BEYONCÉ 😟😳🫣🐝
This app is lacking celeb gossip to break up the everyday turmoil on the skyline. I'm considering becoming the Wendy Williams of bsky. Someone needs to do it.
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
guess who’s jealous of adele….🧐🤨
BEYONCÉ 😟😳🫣🐝
BEYONCÉ 😟😳🫣🐝
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okay that’s more than enough for a good while
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
okay that’s more than enough for a good while
everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
who wants to buy me some flowers for Saturday? 🥰
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM
who wants to buy me some flowers for Saturday? 🥰
I got put in a timeout in a child’s play pen
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I got put in a timeout in a child’s play pen
Catherine O’Hara’s left toe
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Catherine O’Hara’s left toe
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Beautiful, fly, hung and sexy
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Beautiful, fly, hung and sexy
Reposted by Matt ♡.
Reposted by Matt ♡.
enough is enough. We need her to be Prime Minister.
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 AM
enough is enough. We need her to be Prime Minister.
just had the most action I’ve had in 3 years … dog licked my face
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
just had the most action I’ve had in 3 years … dog licked my face
Reposted by Matt ♡.
