Matt ♡.
@fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social
I’m just here to eat, drink and be Mary - Mary Cosby, 2025
once described as a “wriggly little sexpot”
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
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once described as a “wriggly little sexpot”
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
inħobbok
https://boxd.it/H4E7
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might just go to bed for 3 days
February 12, 2026 at 7:07 PM
might just go to bed for 3 days
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if i send you this it means i fucking hate you
February 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
if i send you this it means i fucking hate you
new Charli XCX tomorrow
February 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
new Charli XCX tomorrow
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Reposted by Matt ♡.
happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 PM
happy birthday gromit 🥹 🎂 🐶
kinda in the mood to give up and hermit for a few years
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 PM
kinda in the mood to give up and hermit for a few years
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the children of derry:
I hate how it tastes i hate how it looks i hate how it feels
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
the children of derry:
falling asleep at my desk in the office
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
falling asleep at my desk in the office
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When laurel met yanny
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 AM
When laurel met yanny
for this weeks maxi challenge you’re going to
start jerking it crazy style
February 12, 2026 at 9:59 AM
for this weeks maxi challenge you’re going to
had an almond croissant
peter griffin from family guy making a funny face with a blue sky in the background
ALT: peter griffin from family guy making a funny face with a blue sky in the background
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:30 AM
had an almond croissant
if you want sex with me come and talk to me
a drag queen is making a funny face in front of a curtain .
ALT: a drag queen is making a funny face in front of a curtain .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 AM
if you want sex with me come and talk to me
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cute guy with messy hair who is reading a book on the train, do you want to fall in love?
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 AM
cute guy with messy hair who is reading a book on the train, do you want to fall in love?
I had a crappy sleep
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I had a crappy sleep
here’s how Recess: School’s Out (2001) can still win Best Picture at the Oscars …
February 11, 2026 at 8:57 PM
here’s how Recess: School’s Out (2001) can still win Best Picture at the Oscars …
how I reacted every time my niece said “boo” yesterday … it went on for a long time
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
how I reacted every time my niece said “boo” yesterday … it went on for a long time
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Millennials being blamed for everything under the sun when most of us still can’t afford to buy a home in our 30s. It’s time to bite back gerls I’m sick of the slander. GERIATRIC GRANNY DON’T TALK TO ME NEITHER 🗣️ !
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Millennials being blamed for everything under the sun when most of us still can’t afford to buy a home in our 30s. It’s time to bite back gerls I’m sick of the slander. GERIATRIC GRANNY DON’T TALK TO ME NEITHER 🗣️ !
when I’ve got a hot drink and someone asks what coffee I got:
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
when I’ve got a hot drink and someone asks what coffee I got:
screw it, my life isn’t dramatic so I’m going to rewatch the christening episode of RHONJ
February 11, 2026 at 5:31 PM
screw it, my life isn’t dramatic so I’m going to rewatch the christening episode of RHONJ
You there, cute boy! Come here and give me a cuddle.
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 AM
You there, cute boy! Come here and give me a cuddle.
an apple a day keeps drlaurelyanny away
February 11, 2026 at 9:09 AM
an apple a day keeps drlaurelyanny away
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me showing my friend a video of a girl coming out of a well:
these videos kill me
February 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
me showing my friend a video of a girl coming out of a well: