Matt ♡.
@fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social
I’m just here to eat, drink and be Mary - Mary Cosby, 2025
once described as a “wriggly little sexpot”
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
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once described as a “wriggly little sexpot”
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
inħobbok
https://boxd.it/H4E7
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see when you do clownery!
February 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
see when you do clownery!
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guess who’s jealous of adele….🧐🤨
BEYONCÉ 😟😳🫣🐝
BEYONCÉ 😟😳🫣🐝
This app is lacking celeb gossip to break up the everyday turmoil on the skyline. I'm considering becoming the Wendy Williams of bsky. Someone needs to do it.
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
guess who’s jealous of adele….🧐🤨
BEYONCÉ 😟😳🫣🐝
BEYONCÉ 😟😳🫣🐝
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okay that’s more than enough for a good while
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
okay that’s more than enough for a good while
everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
who wants to buy me some flowers for Saturday? 🥰
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM
who wants to buy me some flowers for Saturday? 🥰
I got put in a timeout in a child’s play pen
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I got put in a timeout in a child’s play pen
Catherine O’Hara’s left toe
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Catherine O’Hara’s left toe
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Beautiful, fly, hung and sexy
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Beautiful, fly, hung and sexy
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enough is enough. We need her to be Prime Minister.
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 AM
enough is enough. We need her to be Prime Minister.
just had the most action I’ve had in 3 years … dog licked my face
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
just had the most action I’ve had in 3 years … dog licked my face
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one kiss is all it takes falling in love with me possibilities I look like all you need
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 AM
one kiss is all it takes falling in love with me possibilities I look like all you need
me talking about my niece who is 2:
she looks 2
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 AM
me talking about my niece who is 2:
rewatching old RHONY and Jill has always been a hateful crow
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 AM
rewatching old RHONY and Jill has always been a hateful crow
I ordered pizza
“push me around”😈
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
I ordered pizza
okay I looked old in that selfie and not as cute as I thought so she’s gone to the afterlife
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 AM
okay I looked old in that selfie and not as cute as I thought so she’s gone to the afterlife
had dream about oomf
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 AM
had dream about oomf
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if ur british on here people treat it like ur a gay guy in the 2000s..... "OH! i didn't know u were british...."
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
if ur british on here people treat it like ur a gay guy in the 2000s..... "OH! i didn't know u were british...."
“I’m a grower”
“I’m a shower”
Well
“I’m a shower”
Well
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
“I’m a grower”
“I’m a shower”
Well
“I’m a shower”
Well
she raised me
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February 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
she raised me