Matt ♡.
@fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social
I’m just here to eat, drink and be Mary - Mary Cosby, 2025
once described as a “wriggly little sexpot”
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
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once described as a “wriggly little sexpot”
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
inħobbok
https://boxd.it/H4E7
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okay that’s more than enough for a good while
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
okay that’s more than enough for a good while
everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
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everything’s faggy
who wants to buy me some flowers for Saturday? 🥰
February 10, 2026 at 4:03 PM
who wants to buy me some flowers for Saturday? 🥰
I got put in a timeout in a child’s play pen
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I got put in a timeout in a child’s play pen
Catherine O’Hara’s left toe
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Catherine O’Hara’s left toe
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Beautiful, fly, hung and sexy
February 10, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Beautiful, fly, hung and sexy
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Reposted by Matt ♡.
enough is enough. We need her to be Prime Minister.
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 AM
enough is enough. We need her to be Prime Minister.
just had the most action I’ve had in 3 years … dog licked my face
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
just had the most action I’ve had in 3 years … dog licked my face
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one kiss is all it takes falling in love with me possibilities I look like all you need
February 10, 2026 at 10:06 AM
one kiss is all it takes falling in love with me possibilities I look like all you need
me talking about my niece who is 2:
she looks 2
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 AM
me talking about my niece who is 2:
rewatching old RHONY and Jill has always been a hateful crow
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 AM
rewatching old RHONY and Jill has always been a hateful crow
I ordered pizza
“push me around”😈
February 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
I ordered pizza
okay I looked old in that selfie and not as cute as I thought so she’s gone to the afterlife
February 10, 2026 at 8:44 AM
okay I looked old in that selfie and not as cute as I thought so she’s gone to the afterlife
had dream about oomf
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 AM
had dream about oomf
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if ur british on here people treat it like ur a gay guy in the 2000s..... "OH! i didn't know u were british...."
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
if ur british on here people treat it like ur a gay guy in the 2000s..... "OH! i didn't know u were british...."
“I’m a grower”
“I’m a shower”
Well
“I’m a shower”
Well
February 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
“I’m a grower”
“I’m a shower”
Well
“I’m a shower”
Well
she raised me
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February 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
she raised me
my bestie is cuter than your bestie 🙂↕️
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
my bestie is cuter than your bestie 🙂↕️
#DrLaurelYannyIsAFraud but we still love her
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
#DrLaurelYannyIsAFraud but we still love her
friends fear he's back on Sims 4 doing another legacy
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
friends fear he's back on Sims 4 doing another legacy