Matt ♡.
@fasttalkingmatt.bsky.social
I’m just here to eat, drink and be Mary - Mary Cosby, 2025
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
inħobbok
https://boxd.it/H4E7
understand the palm of my hand, bitch.
inħobbok
https://boxd.it/H4E7
Pinned
Reposted by Matt ♡.
Reposted by Matt ♡.
So there’s this Scaredith the Scarecrow Mass Disrupter
a woman in a white dress is posing for a picture
ALT: a woman in a white dress is posing for a picture
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So there’s this Scaredith the Scarecrow Mass Disrupter
Me making soup
Let me stir
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Me making soup
Reposted by Matt ♡.
The Farrelly Brothers, Ed Decter, and John J. Strauss in 1998
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The Farrelly Brothers, Ed Decter, and John J. Strauss in 1998
Reposted by Matt ♡.
how I’m spending my afternoon 🥰
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
how I’m spending my afternoon 🥰
Reposted by Matt ♡.
Boye I Boye I Boye I KNOW
I know you got the feeeels 😝
I know you got the feeeels 😝
a woman in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a purple couch with her arms crossed
ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a purple couch with her arms crossed
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Boye I Boye I Boye I KNOW
I know you got the feeeels 😝
I know you got the feeeels 😝
Reposted by Matt ♡.
Still the most perfect animal design in video games.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Still the most perfect animal design in video games.
Reposted by Matt ♡.
Hallmark Horror movies when
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Hallmark Horror movies when
why is there a video of two drag queens lip syncing to shut up and drive on a dead girls phone?
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
why is there a video of two drag queens lip syncing to shut up and drive on a dead girls phone?
The first 3 worlds you see will define your 2026
Nachos
Friends
Carl
Guess I’m gonna make a friend named Carl and we’re gonna have nachos
Nachos
Friends
Carl
Guess I’m gonna make a friend named Carl and we’re gonna have nachos
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The first 3 worlds you see will define your 2026
Nachos
Friends
Carl
Guess I’m gonna make a friend named Carl and we’re gonna have nachos
Nachos
Friends
Carl
Guess I’m gonna make a friend named Carl and we’re gonna have nachos
bloomfs should follow me to see my insanity come out in my stories www.instagram.com/fasttalkingm...
Login • Instagram
Welcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world.
www.instagram.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
bloomfs should follow me to see my insanity come out in my stories www.instagram.com/fasttalkingm...
I may have had a few wines
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I may have had a few wines
opening Bluesky
November 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
opening Bluesky
weighed myself for the first time in forever and I’m lighter than I thought ☺️ that boosted my self esteem as I did out on a lot of weight a couple years ago
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
weighed myself for the first time in forever and I’m lighter than I thought ☺️ that boosted my self esteem as I did out on a lot of weight a couple years ago
Reposted by Matt ♡.
Reposted by Matt ♡.
how come EVERY time you come around… my London bridge wanna go down… like 😭😭
a close up of a woman 's face with blue eye shadow and red lips
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with blue eye shadow and red lips
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
how come EVERY time you come around… my London bridge wanna go down… like 😭😭
no good Krispy goes unkremed
an older woman wearing a red sweater says " right right "
ALT: an older woman wearing a red sweater says " right right "
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
no good Krispy goes unkremed