Lyndon Bald Johnson
@nikosalachiasse.bsky.social
50% human 50% italian 100% me
Stardew Valley buyingtons might be now
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Stardew Valley buyingtons might be now
Do you hate me i'm serious
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Do you hate me i'm serious
It's slow your roll sunday
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
It's slow your roll sunday
Back on your sofa... of course i still are
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Back on your sofa... of course i still are
Ok so the exam will be at 8:30am, it will last 3hours, then i have to wait for them to check it for 2hours and then if i passed i'll have an oral exam at 1:30pm like damn do yall even want me to work there
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Ok so the exam will be at 8:30am, it will last 3hours, then i have to wait for them to check it for 2hours and then if i passed i'll have an oral exam at 1:30pm like damn do yall even want me to work there
Sometimes i stop and think about all the time i could have spent doing something more fulfilling than brushing my stupid fucking teeth
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Sometimes i stop and think about all the time i could have spent doing something more fulfilling than brushing my stupid fucking teeth
A little context if u care to listen
I found myslef in a shit position
I found myslef in a shit position
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
A little context if u care to listen
I found myslef in a shit position
I found myslef in a shit position
I am the fabulated elephant in the room. Address me
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I am the fabulated elephant in the room. Address me
Don't get mad at me
Empire Ants (feat. Little Dragon) by Gorillaz on Apple Music
Song · 2010 · Duration 4:43
music.apple.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Don't get mad at me
I think i'm gonna die in this blouse
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I think i'm gonna die in this blouse
Monday night dreadies
Tuesday night frightenies
Wednesday night panickies
Thursday night afraidies
Friday night nervousies
Saturday night worriesies
Sunday night scaries
Tuesday night frightenies
Wednesday night panickies
Thursday night afraidies
Friday night nervousies
Saturday night worriesies
Sunday night scaries
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Monday night dreadies
Tuesday night frightenies
Wednesday night panickies
Thursday night afraidies
Friday night nervousies
Saturday night worriesies
Sunday night scaries
Tuesday night frightenies
Wednesday night panickies
Thursday night afraidies
Friday night nervousies
Saturday night worriesies
Sunday night scaries
Okay so i have to study a course from 4 years ago in my masters degree to take an exam for a job i still won't get
a family guy cartoon shows a family sitting around a table
ALT: a family guy cartoon shows a family sitting around a table
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Okay so i have to study a course from 4 years ago in my masters degree to take an exam for a job i still won't get
Much like ryan i seek rest too
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Much like ryan i seek rest too
Every 6 months i lobotomize myself by listening to this song on repeat for 2 hours
Hungover by Kim Neundorf on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 1:30
music.apple.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Every 6 months i lobotomize myself by listening to this song on repeat for 2 hours
Do you want me or do you not
I hurd one thing now i'm hearing another 😂
I hurd one thing now i'm hearing another 😂
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Do you want me or do you not
I hurd one thing now i'm hearing another 😂
I hurd one thing now i'm hearing another 😂
My body is a machine that turns dairy products into explosive diarrhea
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
My body is a machine that turns dairy products into explosive diarrhea
You're 3 inches in Laurel, and Yanny is 3 inches in you. Which way do you move?
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
You're 3 inches in Laurel, and Yanny is 3 inches in you. Which way do you move?
One dude ruined the name adolf for everyone
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
One dude ruined the name adolf for everyone
Why are you crying gay boy
INDÉLÉBILE by Yseult on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 2:50
music.apple.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Why are you crying gay boy
Taekwondo no she better don't
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Taekwondo no she better don't
Old lady asked me how was my day at work
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Old lady asked me how was my day at work
Just tried wired earbuds for the first time in 6 years and forgot how shit airpods actually sound
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just tried wired earbuds for the first time in 6 years and forgot how shit airpods actually sound