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Lyndon Bald Johnson
@nikosalachiasse.bsky.social
50% human 50% italian 100% me
Stardew Valley buyingtons might be now
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
What i do?
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Do you hate me i'm serious
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It's slow your roll sunday
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Back on your sofa... of course i still are
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Ok so the exam will be at 8:30am, it will last 3hours, then i have to wait for them to check it for 2hours and then if i passed i'll have an oral exam at 1:30pm like damn do yall even want me to work there
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sometimes i stop and think about all the time i could have spent doing something more fulfilling than brushing my stupid fucking teeth
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
A little context if u care to listen
I found myslef in a shit position
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I am the fabulated elephant in the room. Address me
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Don't get mad at me
Empire Ants (feat. Little Dragon) by Gorillaz on Apple Music
Song · 2010 · Duration 4:43
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November 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I think i'm gonna die in this blouse
November 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Monday night dreadies
Tuesday night frightenies
Wednesday night panickies
Thursday night afraidies
Friday night nervousies
Saturday night worriesies
Sunday night scaries
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Okay so i have to study a course from 4 years ago in my masters degree to take an exam for a job i still won't get
a family guy cartoon shows a family sitting around a table
ALT: a family guy cartoon shows a family sitting around a table
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November 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Much like ryan i seek rest too
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every 6 months i lobotomize myself by listening to this song on repeat for 2 hours
Hungover by Kim Neundorf on Apple Music
Song · 2022 · Duration 1:30
music.apple.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Do you want me or do you not
I hurd one thing now i'm hearing another 😂
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Oomfst've
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Friday
Tuesday
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My body is a machine that turns dairy products into explosive diarrhea
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You're 3 inches in Laurel, and Yanny is 3 inches in you. Which way do you move?
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
One dude ruined the name adolf for everyone
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Why are you crying gay boy
INDÉLÉBILE by Yseult on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 2:50
music.apple.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Taekwondo no she better don't
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Old lady asked me how was my day at work
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just tried wired earbuds for the first time in 6 years and forgot how shit airpods actually sound
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM