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Dan Howdle
@danhowdle.bsky.social
41K followers 8.2K following 2.5K posts
'Comedian'. Part-time iRacer. Art appreciator. Pro-LGBT, pro-Ukraine, pro-EU. Cis gentleman. He/him. Location: Babé, Belvaria.
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · Apr 14
and people always told me
be careful of what you do
don't go around breakin' young girls' hearts (hee-hee)
and mother always told me
be careful of who you love
and be careful of what you do
cause the lie becomes the truth
hey-ey!
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 3m
that would make you a bit of a coque, monsieur
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 9m
okay, sing the lyrics (billy jean by Michael Jackson). you'll get it. 😊
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 18m
*pun
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 20m
yeah, people have said to me this thing can't be real because the pub is too good, but they're totally real!
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 33m
oh go on then
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 1h
🎵 someday you will find he's

caught beneath a landslide

and the campaign's super-over with this guy 🎵
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 13h
he only cares about fuss honestly. endless fuss
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 13h
hah. no chance. he gets a bone from time to time, but never human foods.
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 14h
🎵 here comes the train of ken 🎵
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 14h
yep
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 16h
maybe do a k-pop number *then* eat their bollocks?
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 16h
pretty sure everyone has the standard on with the wall-to-wall serial killer/true crime/murder programming.
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 16h
the graph doesn't show who's buying up all the property, and neither does it in any way tell us whether affordable housing is available to people trying to get on the housing ladder. it just shows a simple vector of supply and demand.
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 16h
netflix seems to be subtly telling me the only thing i need to do to get a tv show is kill a bunch of people in series across a few years and, i don't know, wear their faces of eat their bollocks or something
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 16h
there is absolutely no bottom to the hunger to expand property funds and portfolios. the only way to address the issue is to curb investment in property as an asset class.
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 16h
if a home is available to rent, it's owned by a wealthy landlord or property asset fund. whether rents are going up or down is irrelevant to the 'build, build, build' nonsense people with vast sums invested in property want us to believe is the answer to the unavailability of affordable homes.
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 16h
hey brexiters, when you're having your genitals scanned, photographed and prodded with a chorizo on your way into spain, remember — you voted for this
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 17h
'rents fell'. rents. we're talking about building affordable homes for people to *buy*. falling rents point to wealthy landlords buying up all the housing stock — precisely what i was saying. you cannot build your way out of a market cornered by asset funds. you can only legislate your way out.
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 17h
i don't think even he knows what he's claiming tbh
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 17h
it's my partner's birthday today. bought her a cake that looks like it belongs in a harry potter movie
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 20h
it is absolutely hysterical that the best derisive they could come up with was 'net stupid zero'
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 21h
my partner and i took a nice, romantic photo of ourselves...
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 21h
i'm 6'3", so yeah, me in a McLaren... 😬
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 21h
i watched all four seasons of this and tl;dr yes ... it is sometimes cake
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Dan Howdle @danhowdle.bsky.social · 21h
never seen the word 'true' do heavier lifting than it is here
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